Dutch Try to Keep Muslim Migrants From Stealing Bikes by Offering Them $20 Bikes

Cheap bikes are nice, but free is even cheaper than cheap.

Residents of the asylum seekers’ center in Dronten will soon be able to purchase a cheap bicycle. A workshop for bicycle maintenance will also be available. The Central Agency for the Reception of Asylum Seekers (COA) hopes that this will reduce the number of bicycle thefts in the area…

The police will deliver part of the 150 bicycles. These are specimens that were once seized and for which no one has reported. The COA is still looking for the remainder. “We fix up the bicycles and make them available for a reasonable price, between 20 and 50 euros.”

So bicycles that were stolen from Dutch residents whose owners weren’t found will be offered for sale to Muslim migrants for between around $20 to $50.

The migrant officials claim that the migrants didn’t steal the bikes, just bought them from the bicycle thieves, who for some reason, entirely unrelated to the migrant invaders, began stealing bikes in the area. Occam’s Razor rebels, but sure, let’s go with that story. The already gargantuan fortunes being expended on the migrant invaders will be supplemented with a bike center and a bunch of heavily discounted bikes.

Geert Wilders has some thoughts. “Will they also give millions to potential bank robbers to prevent bank robberies?”

“Insanity. I say stop asylum & close the borders.”

That eminently sensible policy is as much off the table in the Netherlands as it is in America. Instead, the Dutch have learned to give danegeld or danebikes to the new Vikings. And I’m sure those bikes will be put to good use… stealing other bikes. And then those stolen bikes can be resold to the migrants yet again.

At least with bikes, they won’t be walking through the villages or riding the bus.

“I already see more asylum seekers walking through the village,” he says. That in itself is not a bad thing, were it not for the fact that there are safelanders in between who also walk through gardens, touch car doors and intimidate villagers with cutting movements down their necks or by masturbating in front of windows.

“Girls and the elderly actually don’t dare to take the bus anymore,” says Katoen.

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