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Tag Archives: Bizarre Racism Charges
Black people “don’t riot out of boredom.”
And tea-partiers don’t care about the Constitution or the economy.
‘Racist’ Bird Names Banned by Sweden, The Local
No more “white-rumped swifts.”
If department does not change its practices to eliminate “racism.”
The opposing team was mostly Hispanic.
What’s Wrong with ‘All Lives Matter’?, New York Times
Prof: Blacks are “targeted and hunted by a police force that is waging a race war.”
Rosie sees racism where Whoopi does not.
First couple are victims, just like all other blacks.
Grand Jury Meeting in Civil-Rights Case Involving George Zimmerman, Orlando Sentinel
Were Trayvon Martin’s civil rights violated?
“Everything we believe in–they hate.”
Black chief says flag is part of a “culture of racism.”
“Black motherhood is still policed away from the choice of breastfeeding.”
They want GoFundMe to stop the campaign.
Gardeners’ Question Time? It’s So Racist, Daily Mail (London)
Sociologist didn’t like reference to “non-native” plants on gardening program.
He flopped in front of the garbage trucks to protest.
Files class-action suit against the city.
Principal Aiddy Phomvisay didn’t like how one student showed school spirit.
Black Dog Syndrome, Slate
Why don’t people adopt black dogs?
New horizons for anti-racism: racist paint names.
Blacks say protecting school children from stray bullets is “racism.”
Voters know better than their betters.
“Back then they had hoods. Now they have neckties and starched shirts.”
1999 NYC Firefighter Examination, Special to AR News
Can you spot the “racial discrimination?”
It’s “cultural appropriation.”
The Racially Fraught History of the American Beard, The Atlantic
The beard, apparently, was a symbol of “white, masculine supremacy.”
Warning French travelers to avoid high-crime areas in Boston is “racist.”
America Is Still a Deeply Racist Country, Guardian (London)
“Racism” is the only explanation for black poverty.
It’s “racist” to say Australia was “established in 1788.”
Another act of cowardice fails to placate.
They featured famous white actors who had only bit parts.
Who knew Pippi Longstocking was so insidious?
UCLA Protesters Call Good Grammar Racist, Western Center for Journalism
Correcting students’ errors is called a “micro-aggression.”
It is part of helping teachers recognize their own “white privilege.”
Oprah: Racists Have to Die for Racism to End, Newsbusters
In an interview with the BBC.
‘Skin Colour’ Paint Reported as Racist, The Local
14 year old in Sweden says it is “sick” to call beige paint “skin color.”
Are You a Racist If You Own a Gun?, Fox News
Psychologists say just owning a gun may make someone more “racist.”
“No justice, no peace, no racist police.”
Dem. Rep Uses Burning Cross to Spell ‘Tea Party’, The Weekly Standard
Keen-eyed white man detects vicious racism.
Reactions Mixed to Controversial Harrison Billboard, Arkansas Matters
It reads “Anti-Racist is a code word for Anti-White.”
The White Man’s Last Tantrum?, Consortium News
Gov shutdown is the “next phase” in the “fight for white supremacy.”
Duke Professor: White People Are as Racist as Ever, The College Fix
Racism has become “covert/evolved.”
Some blacks were disqualified for arrest records.
Where Are All the Black Models on Our Catwalks?, London Evening Standard
“No matter the intention, the result is racism.”
Leggings design was “a violation of the Rights of Indigenous Peoples.”
And blacks who smashed the place charge “racism” when restaurant now turns them away.
This could be the most bizarre racism charge to date.
Says Christianity is to blame for racism in America.