Donald Williamson, American Renaissance, September 2003
I grew up in a suburb of a large northern city, and had no real contact with blacks until I became a lawyer. After I got my law degree I naïvely looked forward to a rewarding legal career. Little did I realize that 25 years later I would be a self-employed attorney doing domestic and civil litigation for a clientele that is overwhelmingly black.
I didn’t plan it that way. I just wanted to do a lot of work in the courtroom, and the best offer I got out of law school was with a small firm that specialized in bankruptcy. Most of its clients were black. Several years later, I set up an independent practice and many of my former clients came to me for domestic work.
Most people do not realize this, but outside the world of corporate or securities law, in any big city the legal profession is to a large degree fueled by the pathologies of blacks and other Third-World people. Of course, whites hire lawyers, but in any city, especially one with a good-sized black population, most of the people who need lawyers are black. In this respect, lawyers are like police officers or social workers—they rarely deal with ordinary white people.
To a large degree, I became racially conscious because of my black clients, who eventually destroyed all my preconceived notions about race. My awakening did not come from one or even a few incidents, but from the accumulation of thousands upon thousands of small interactions.
Day after day my clients continue to amaze me. There is no racial education quite so thorough and convincing as spending time with blacks, and my clients are far from being the poorest and least competent blacks. They are not indigent criminals for whom I am a court-appointed lawyer. They are people who can afford (or think they can afford) a lawyer to get a divorce, contest a custody judgment, beat a traffic ticket, etc. Some are government employees who make $60 to $70 thousand a year, yet even this group is vastly different from whites.
They Don’t Know
One of the most striking things about my black clients is the things they do not know. Many blacks, for example, do not know their own telephone numbers. They may think they do but they don’t, and the problem has gotten worse with the proliferation of cell phones. At least a third of the numbers they leave with my receptionist or on my answering machine are wrong numbers. Often, a potential client will call several times, each time leaving a variation of the same phone number. I keep calling until they get it right. At first I thought I was taking down the numbers incorrectly, but now I know better. With caller ID, it is clear when what the client says does not match the digital display.
Some callers don’t even leave a number. About a quarter of the messages blacks leave do not include either a name or a number. Needless to say, many calls are not returned.
More than a handful of blacks who have come to my office do not even know their own home address (they move often). Many cannot tell me their own spouse’s names. Now I know to tell clients ahead of time that they will need this sort of information when they come in. Otherwise, if I ask for someone’s address he may look hurt and say, “If I’d known you were going to ask me that I would have come prepared.”
Many black men know their children’s names but do not know how to spell them. With the proliferation of unusual names among blacks, I can only guess at how they are spelled. One client who told me he couldn’t spell his children’s names said I would need an encyclopedia to look them up. Many men have admitted to me they are not even sure how to pronounce their children’s names. Black woman, on the other hand, often become incensed if you mispronounce the very unusual names they have given their children.
The most unusual name I ever came across was Iisszzttadda. I have never met a person, white or black, who could pronounce it correctly. To my surprise the name is pronounced, “I seize the day.” Iisszzttadda had siblings named Raheem, Utopian, Desiorme, Sid-Timothy, Kizzma, and Larilaril. I have occasionally asked clients the reasons for such unusual names, but the most common answer is “I don’t know. It just sounded good.” This is the answer I got from a mother who named her child Latrine. (See sidebar below for actual names of blacks I have encountered in my practice.)
I once had a client in my office who did not know his own name. He had been called by his nickname for so long he couldn’t remember his given name. This is not as shocking as it sounds. Some black names, like Phe-anjoy or Quithreaun or JyesahJhnai, are so odd, it would be no surprise if they were never used and eventually forgotten.
Names are not the only things blacks do not know. Once when I was filling out a form for a female client I asked if she knew how old her husband was. She told me she didn’t know. I asked her the next question on the form, which was her husband’s birth date. Amazingly, she knew it—and was genuinely surprised when I told her she could figure out her husband’s age from his birth date.
When potential clients call for the first time, often the hardest part is to figure out why they are calling. Usually they begin in the middle of the story. If you let them, they will go on and on, and say nothing. Clients may call about papers they got in the mail, but never have the papers in front of them. They may call for information, but never have a pen or pencil ready to take it down. I have learned to ask direct questions: “What is your name?” “What is the problem?” If a client cannot tell me in three minutes or less what the problem is, I tell him to come to my office and bring a small retainer fee. That way at least I will have to listen to their ramblings only if they are prepared to pay.
Blacks with whom I have already spoken seem to think I should know instantly who they are when they telephone. After I get on the line, a typical conversation may go like this:
“Who am I speaking to?”
“I am your client.”
“I have many clients, can you tell me which one?”
“I am your divorce client.”
“Can you tell me your name?”
“Rufus.”
“Rufus, can you tell me your last name?”
The conversation may go on for some time before I finally figure out who is calling.
I do not take personal injury or product liability cases, but blacks are always asking about bringing suits of this kind: “My vacuum cleaner broke. Can you help me?”
Most of my clients who are not black either show up on time for appointments or call if they must reschedule. Amazing as this may seem, only about five percent of my black clients show up on time, and by that I mean within an hour of the appointed time. Only one in five show up on the appointed day. A few trickle in a day or two later. Most just never show up. Missing an appointment never embarrasses black people. They call repeatedly for new appointments, making four, five or even six appointments and then miss them all. I had one client who called more than 50 times before he finally came to my office. Rarely do I ever get a call from a black client canceling an appointment.
When I first started out as a lawyer I would call clients in advance to remind them of their appointments. They thanked me, but it made them no more likely to show up. Also, I used to call clients and potential clients who missed appointments, and try to have them reschedule. This did very little good. The most common response was, “Why are you calling me?” and it was never their fault that they didn’t show up. They had many different excuses, but I never heard, “I forgot,” or “I’m sorry I didn’t make it.”
Since appointments mean so little to my clients, I decide each day when I am available, and tell everyone to show up at the same time. On Saturday afternoons I can have as many as twenty appointments for the same time. Usually it is not a problem because few show up and even fewer show up on time. Only once in the last 20 years did everyone show up.
Many of my clients are unable to explain even the most basic facts. Often they must take the witness stand, and no matter how many times we have gone over the testimony in advance, I can be surprised by what they say. Some are simply lying and get tangled up in their lies, but most have such low IQs, they cannot describe even the simplest things. Often they seem to say the first thing that pops into their heads. When they are questioned further they cannot remember what they said previously.
I once had a client whose wife was suing him for child support. In discussions before trial he told me he had two children from a previous marriage. This was favorable for him because it meant he would probably owe his current wife less money. At trial, his wife testified that my client had no children outside of their marriage. When I asked him on the stand how many children he had before he married his current wife, he said he had none. Later I asked him why he had answered that way, when he told me before that he had two other children. “Did I say that?” he asked. I never found out which version was true.
Many of my clients have a hard time following simple directions. Once I appeared in traffic court with a client. In lieu of a conviction he was to see a traffic safety movie. The courtroom was on the second floor of the courthouse, and the traffic safety movie was shown on the first floor. The client was to come back to the courtroom with proof—which would be given him on the first floor—that he watched the movie. Both the judge and I explained this to the client. At the designated hour my client did not come back to the courtroom. Later that afternoon I got a call from the judge, who told me my client had completely misunderstood the instructions. He went to the nearest commercial movie house, saw a movie, and brought back his movie ticket stub.
Long ago I stopped asking my clients why they did something. It is not worth the effort. Most don’t know. The ones who know usually cannot give a coherent answer. Even if they can give a coherent answer, it usually changes every time you ask.
For example, one of my black divorce clients tried to hide assets from his spouse—this is not uncommon. Through discovery it came to light that he had secretly bought a piece of property after the divorce had begun. He put his wife’s name on the title, a very odd thing to do, since he was trying to hide the property from her. I made the mistake of asking him why he did that. True to my previous experiences, he could not give an answer that made sense.
Clients sometimes tell me they knew they were being cheated, but signed the papers anyway. I have given up asking why they signed, because I know I will not get an intelligible answer.
My clients make mistakes in written and spoken English that are often comical. One client in a criminal case told me he was telling the truth, and was willing to take a “polyester test” to prove it. Another told me he desperately wanted to see me, and needed an appointment “between Tuesday and Wednesday.” One who bounced a check told me the problem was “insignificant funds” in his account. I have had clients who have “profiteering” plans at work, want an “uncontestable” divorce (or a “detested” divorce, or an “untested” divorce), had “insects” (incest) in the family, need an “annoyment” (annulment), want a free “flirtation” (consultation), ask about my “container” (retainer), want to “consultate” about a divorce, or had to meet with “media people” (mediation counselors). One man told me, “I own a car but it is not mine,” and one who was accused of indecent exposure insisted, “I didn’t take my stuff out of my pants.”
It took me some time to understand certain kinds of black slang. Within the first month of my independent practice a man called to ask if I could “put a suitcase on a cat.” After much inquiry I realized he wanted to know if I could file a law suit against someone. Within the week I got another call asking if I “did luggage.” Since I now knew about suitcases, I said yes, I do luggage.
I pride myself on doing good work for my clients, but I cannot remember even once being thanked or complimented by a black client. They do not observe even the most common courtesies. Also, with rare exceptions, blacks will never admit they made a mistake. When things go wrong, as they inevitably do, it is always someone else’s fault. The most common excuse blacks give is, “They are putting me through the changes.” I have yet to figure out exactly what that means.
Most people tell lies because they think a lie will help them. I have come to the conclusion that most of my clients cannot distinguish between a plausible lie and a wild fairy tale. They are convinced people will believe anything they say. Clients often tell me some fantastic story I cannot possibly defend in court. If I tell them what they are saying is unbelievable the usual reaction is anger and screaming. Typically, they will add, “I’m paying you. You have to believe what I say.”
Sometimes, despite my warnings, clients will get on the stand and tell obvious, outright lies. The judge may interrupt the testimony and tell me to go outside with my client to “get your story straight.” They are not going to sit in court and listen to fairy tales. I take my client outside and tell him he has got to tell the truth, or at least say something believable. My client then starts screaming. “Why are you talking to me this way? You’re supposed to be on my side.”
I once had a client testify about his assets in a divorce case, in which the court was to determine whether he should pay his estranged wife temporary support. My client was a store-front preacher, and testified that he lived in the marital residence with his wife, though in separate quarters. His wife testified that he was out living with his “ho.” My client went on and on about how this was impossible because he was a Man of God. I thought he was lying. The judge ruled that if my client was living with his wife he should share household expenses, which he was not currently paying. At this point, my client realized there was a cost to pretending to be a Man of God living with his lawful wife, and changed his tune. “Judge why are you believing me?” he said. “Believe my wife. I am nothing but an old lying nigger.” No one in the courtroom could stop laughing.
Outside Kids
“Outside kid” cases are one of my specialties. For those not in the know, blacks call any child born out of wedlock an outside kid. Black men are good at making children but not at supporting them, and this can be a terrible burden under laws written with white people in mind.
In my state, the parent who does not have custody—almost always the father—pays a percentage of net income to the parent with custody—almost always the mother. The mother gets 20 percent of the father’s net income for the first child, 25 percent for two children, and up to 50 percent for five or more children. What if a man has children by several women? Each mother gets 20 percent for the first child, so a man with five children by five different women is supposed to be paying 100 percent of his income in child support. I once had a client who had 12 different children by 10 different women. Theoretically, he owed 250 percent of his income. These laws simply don’t make sense for blacks. Judges have to decide each case as best they can.
Not surprisingly, the average black client will not pay child support unless it is deducted from his paycheck. Many refuse to work, or leave a job to avoid paying. Job turnover is very high among blacks, and the court system has a hard time keeping up with them. Some blacks quit on purpose, and move to another job so as to keep one step ahead of the collections.
Whenever I ask a potential client whether he has paid court-ordered child support he will almost invariably answer with one or more of the following: “I always helps my kids.” “I gives the mother money whenever she asks.” “I am always there for my kids.” “I buys my kids whatever they needs.” It almost always turns out they have paid no support, haven’t seen their children in years, and at best may have paid for some basketball shoes.
Children do not always seem to have the same importance for blacks that they do for whites. I was in bankruptcy court once waiting for my client’s case to be called. A black debtor—not my client—was before the judge trying to convince him to approve his bankruptcy repayment plan. The judge told him he could not afford both his Cadillac and his children, and had to give up one or the other. The debtor immediately said he could not give up his car, and therefore the judge would have to take his kids. The judge threw up his hands and walked off the bench. On another occasion, the same bankruptcy judge told a black debtor he could not afford both his Cadillac and his house. The debtor replied, “You can live in your car but you can’t drive your house. Take my house.” This was many years ago and tastes in cars may have changed, but I learned how important Cadillacs were to blacks.
In one respect my job is very different from that of a policeman or social worker: I have to make sure I am paid. I try to get paid in full before I agree to represent a client. If I am not paid in full before the case is over I know I will never get any more money. Clients have a hard time understanding they are paying for an attorney’s time. Invariably, if a client drops a case before it is over he asks for a full refund. Their reasoning goes something like this: “I paid for a divorce and I didn’t get one, so I should get all my money back.”
Once I sued a client who didn’t pay me. I finally garnished his wages and was paid in full. About six months later he called to ask me to take his next case. I told him I didn’t want a client that doesn’t pay his bills. He became indignant. He said I got all my money, so what did I have to complain about.
To hear my clients tell it, banks are constantly “messing” with their checking accounts. At least that is what they tell me when their checks bounce. Most of my clients do not have checking accounts, and pay cash. The ones who do have accounts have no idea how much money is in them. Many clients have written me checks on accounts that were closed.
Black clients yell and scream at me every day; I have learned that this is normal. They are like young children who don’t get their way. I usually ignore these outbursts, though screaming back at them is usually more effective. I have been threatened with physical violence only twice, and once I had to call the police to escort a client out of my office.
My experience is hardly unique. Most of the lawyers I know have practices similar to mine. Most lawyers therefore are racial realists even if they do not admit it openly. Their actions and comments are no different from mine. People who have daily contact with minorities, who know first-hand that there are racial differences, are likely to be the best prospects for any movement that promotes racial consciousness. They don’t like dealing with blacks, but that is simply part of the business. If they can’t take it anymore they get into some other line of work.
One lawyer I know moved to the country so he would have white clients. He had lived in the big city all his life, but was willing to pull up all his roots to get a different clientele.
Recently the supreme court in my state ruled that a lawyer can be disciplined for communications that racially denigrate litigants. For that reason I cannot write this article under my own name, much as I would like to. I must hide behind a pseudonym for fear of falling victim to our politically-correct supreme court.
Sidebar: Some Names of Blacks Encountered in My Practice
Aaja (pronounced Asia)
Original article
(Posted on September 11, 2009)
Comments
This article describes the experiences of every lawyer practicing in any major metropolitan area with a substantial black population. Costs for the administration of justice have sky rocketed in large part due to black pathologies. If not for minorities, you could have most public defender programs by way of example.
A comment here at AR a few days ago thought that the outrageous black names of Lemonjello and Orangejello might have been an urban myth. Here’s the proof that they are real names. BTW, a former St. Louis City School Board member told me that one black mother told him that she named her twin boys “Devious” and “Mischievous,” probably can’t charge her with violating truth in advertising laws.
Many practicing lawyers, probably not a majority but close, of lawyers don’t make as much money a year as the U.S. Post Office letter carrier that delivers mail to their houses. A big percentage of lawyers that could practice law aren’t practicing because they couldn’t pass the Mendoza Line in terms of making money.
I seize the day. Iisszzttadda had siblings named Raheem, Utopian, Desiorme, Sid-Timothy, Kizzma, and Larilaril.
And each with a different last name. What most Whites are unaware of (or flat out deny) is that most black siblings are half brothers and sisters. I see this all the time.
the above makes me think of the following interesting hypothesis. We often hear about the victims of scams, like Nigerian 419 and so forth. Now, what is the racial breakdown of them? Do blacks constitute a significant percentage of those stupid enough to do such things?
I work in the legal field in a large city. I am the only white person in an office of Asians, Middle Easterners, and Hispanics. They all attest to the having the same stories, although race is never mentioned, we all know what we mean. It borders on perceiving the individual(s) as having mental illness. Only after reading this article did I realize that the “mental illness” is just outright stupidity. I thought only my office attracted these kinds….
The only thing that surprises me about this tale is that this man continued with his career of representing blacks.
I wonder how much of the Black fatuity discussed in this article is genetic and how much the result of Liberal controlled schooling. The Blacks which are discussed in this article were probably born after 1950. This means that they attended public schools that Liberals controlled. These schools did little to develope the mental capacity of Blacks; rather they concentrated making them tools for their war against White men and Western civilization.
“Aryan” for the name of a black child is almost as good as “Latrine”. Were I a teacher in a black school I would use these both as examples of why have a good command of the English language is essential.
Where I work we have patients named Qu’te’various (yes two apostrophes), Primeminister, Squire, Drashika, and lots of other charming names. My all time favorite is La-a. It’s pronounced Ladasha.
As a medical provider in a large city it becomes quickly apparent that being a medical provider means dealing with
To be honest, I thought this was a fictional story until I got to the polyester test and insignificant funds. Then I knew it was real. The blacks I deal with in business have strap throat, conversate with others, and mash the foot-feed of a car to make it go. Never ask a black where they live. You ask (not axe) them where they stay. And I can add to that list of names twice as long as his.
There was a female black basketball player once for Rutgers University Named C’ta Richardson.
well first off, before i forget, after watching years of local news in atlanta, i have come to the conclusion that any male child with a name that begins with a ‘Q’ , such as quantavius, etc., will likely be shot and killed by the time he’s 12.
but anyway, sort of on the same subject, here in the ATL, everything is run by blacks (owned by whites). this can be very infuriating because even easy tasks such as getting on a bus, ordering lunch or making an appointment is usually very frustrating because the blacks you have to deal with are far far FAR too busy getting a prissy attitude to even begin to do their jobs, much less for any white person’s benefit.
Here’s a problem with being named Lemonjello or Orangejello. The hard truth of the matter is that the offspring of a parent or parents who would give their children such outlandish names isn’t probably going to amount to much. But, there is such a thing as affirmative action, and it’s not beyond the realm of possibility that Lemonjello and/or Orangejello might wind up in a position where their name is important.
What do they do when they get to such a place? Even in the black part of town, it’s probably a bit too much to have a city councilwoman named “Lemonjello Edwards” or have a hospital or clinic registration clerk named “Orangejello Smith.” I would hope that they use an alias for a first name in this case.
No one would believe this story if they hadn’t had personal experience with blacks. It is just impossible to understand just how disfunctional blacks are unless one has extensive personal dealings with them. They are unable to function in a modern society.
This story verifies my personal dealings with blacks.
I remember this particular article as one of the first ones I read when I discovered this wonderful website. I had always wondered if there were people like me who realized that the majority of the black community felt that they were victims and deserved all sorts of free stuff from tax payers and if they did not get it then there was some sort of “racess” reason. There are some smart ones but those are usually the ones that are stirring up the rest to continue with the victim scam. The very few that tell the truth about the victim scam are vilified as “Uncle Toms” or collaborators with the White majority. If more blacks would listen to people like Dr Larry Elder things might be different for them.
and mash the foot-feed of a car to make it go…
This might be something my nearly 90 year old Southern grandmother might say… The rest of the slaughtered language is something I remember hearing, even from black Phds teaching upper level college classes. Some of these people were not as intellegent as the average White high school student but somehow they managed to get a Phd.
” Shawn (the female) wrote at 8:56 PM on September 11:
To be honest, I thought this was a fictional story until I got to the polyester test and insignificant funds. Then I knew it was real. The blacks I deal with in business have strap throat, conversate with others, and mash the foot-feed of a car to make it go. Never ask a black where they live. You ask (not axe) them where they stay. And I can add to that list of names twice as long as his.”
By all means, post the list if you don’t mind. I am greatly humored by these ridiculous monikers blacks choose for their offspring.
I once had an ignorant black client who thought “nolo contendere” was a Mexican bantamweight…
“I wonder how much of the Black fatuity discussed in this article is genetic and how much the result of Liberal controlled schooling. The Blacks which are discussed in this article were probably born after 1950. This means that they attended public schools that Liberals controlled. These schools did little to develope the mental capacity of Blacks; rather they concentrated making them tools for their war against White men and Western civilization.”
It’s genetic. It’s a conservative myth that blacks were somehow better before the 1960’s, when white liberal ruined them. Frankly, I’m sick of hearing it. There article mentions things that happened in the 1970’s, so we can assume most of the blacks getting divorced in the 70’s and many of the ones getting divorced in the 80’s were born before 1950. Let’s stop repeating the silly myth that blacks would be fine if not for liberals. The same problems we have with blacks now were observed with blacks living in 18th Century England.
This article is absolutely true in my experience. I work in a community corrections environment, and I see exactly this same behavior every day. My personal favorites for black names were brothers named Notorious and Infamous. Both were exactly that, and both had felonies to spare.
You couldnt make up the stupidity of some of these people, the lies, the ignorance. I get weekly people with court orders to come see me, but invarialbly they dont bring their paperwork with them, come on the wrong day, come to the wrong office 4 weeks in a row, etc. Its all a game. If theres a check involved you can bet they would be there on time, and prepared.
In my state, the parent who does not have custody—almost always the father—pays a percentage of net income to the parent with custody—almost always the mother. The mother gets 20 percent of the father’s net income for the first child, 25 percent for two children, and up to 50 percent for five or more children. What if a man has children by several women? Each mother gets 20 percent for the first child, so a man with five children by five different women is supposed to be paying 100 percent of his income in child support. I once had a client who had 12 different children by 10 different women. Theoretically, he owed 250 percent of his income. These laws simply don’t make sense for blacks. Judges have to decide each case as best they can.
Confiscatory, draconian child support laws, more than anything else, are responsible for the plummeting white birth rate. White men are avoiding fatherhood like the plague due to these laws, as they have too much to lose. Black men, on the other hand, have little to lose and spend half their lives in jail anyway, so they’re still out there siring children like gangbusters.
There is nothing strange in this. Blacks have evolved differently from Whites and Asians and Native Americans. In all possibility the vast majority of blacks do not perceive the world in the same way as the vast majority of Whites. Our brains are wired differently.
Although some of these instances ring true some do not. I know many blacks, and the upper middle class blacks do not seem to me to be this incompetant.
I had heard of the “Lemonjello” and “Orangejello” names before, and I was not surprised given my own experience with creative Black names. It is also true that missing an appointment or being late for an appointment (things that would embarrass the socks off me) don’t even phase Blacks. I have known a few who do say “thank you”, however. I’ve also had quite a few of them “axe” me where I stay (as opposed to live). I found this article to be right on the nose when it came to characterizing Blacks, or I wouldn’t be here right now “mashing” these keys on my keyboard to type this post!!!!
Back in the old days, lots of blacks grew up without TV or radio, and dropped out of school while still at the elementary level, and had the accents, grammar, and skills that you would expect with that background. People who had to deal with them knew instantly that they were completely uneducated, and were often sympathetic to them, knowing that they had probably had to drop out of school to chop cotton, etc.
But now, as this attorney states, blacks with government jobs paying $70,000 per year don’t have basic manners (showing up for appointments, or at least cancelling) and can’t even accurately relate basic facts needed for a divorce filing.
It’s easier to have that “there but for the Grace of God, go I” feeling when you are helping the son of a sharecropper who can’t spell his own children’s names than when you are helping someone who is supposedly managing a government department and has a higher salary, and steadier paychecks than you do.
I wonder how much of the Black fatuity discussed in this article is genetic and how much the result of Liberal controlled schooling. The Blacks which are discussed in this article were probably born after 1950. This means that they attended public schools that Liberals controlled. These schools did little to develope the mental capacity of Blacks; rather they concentrated making them tools for their war against White men and Western civilization.”
It’s genetic
Not entirely. Undoubtedly, genetics plays a great role in determining the success or failure of a people, but so can culture and environment. Take a look at this nighttime satellite photo of Korea:
http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2007/12/16/218-koreas-dark-half/
It goes without saying that the Korean peninsula is almost 100% ethnically homogeneous. The differences between the north and south are entirely cultural and environmental.
Now, I don’t think it’s possible to turn blacks into rocket scientists, but, given a firm hand and a highly structured environment in a majority-white society, they can probably be made halfway decent.
Every time I read a story like this I’m tempted to laugh outright…until I realize that our Supreme Courts have made these people our burden for the foreseeable future…
Think of what an African courtroom must be like! You have a majority of people with an IQ of about 75 changing their stories from one day to the next, or from one hour to the next, a “judge” who paid more for his robes than his education, and entire juries who probably can’t remember their own children’s names judging the fates of the clowns who expect to defend themselves by making up fairy tales (on the grounds that their lawyers are supposed to believe them, not help them). It boggles the mind.
“Many practicing lawyers, probably not a majority but close, of lawyers don’t make as much money a year as the U.S. Post Office letter carrier that delivers mail to their houses. A big percentage of lawyers that could practice law aren’t practicing because they couldn’t pass the Mendoza Line in terms of making money.”
Oh my goodness you are so right. Lawyers don’t make any money anymore, UNLESS they either graduate from a very elite law school (about the top 14) or graduate in the top 10% of their class at a school that is at least ranked in the top half or so. Otherwise, there is NO FUTURE in this profession, only debt. Yet the myth that there is still a great need for legal services persists, justifying more law schools every year.
Its as though the powers that be are just hoping that if only there are enough lawyers, legal services will be almost free. But that isn’t true, because as you pointed out, eventually people will just leave the profession rather than put up with all the hassle. Official unemployment statistics for lawyers are very low, but that doesn’t reflect the fact that many lawyers just leave the profession.
“Let’s stop repeating the silly myth that blacks would be fine if not for liberals.”
Actually, its not a myth. Back when blacks had the fear of human and divine justice in them, they didn’t go around raping, murdering, and rioting like they do now. Liberals have undermined the authority structures that kept previous generations of blacks in line.
This has to be sent w/o a name due to the fact that the truth is dangerous, and should someone at my work be able to associate me with my post, I’d likely be out on the street. It’s dangerous being white.
One of my duties is training Ph.D. level professionals to review certain records. For some strange reason, we’ve hired a handful of black Ph.D.’s. I don’t know where they came from, where they were educated, or why we got them; that is not my business. However, working with them on a day to day basis I’ve discovered that their ability to comprehend multi-step tasks is considerably below that of their white colleagues. Their written language is typically about junior high-school level. I can tell a white an instruction once, maybe twice, and they understand. Certain of the blacks never do seem to understand.
As far as names go, I had occasion to interact with a 40ish black woman named “Baby Girl Smith” (not her real surname). When asked about it, she replied that when she was born, her mother couldn’t decide on a name, or didn’t have one already picked out, so on the hospital birth record the nurse simply wrote “baby girl Smith” Thus was she named for posterity.
Why is it that so many blacks in this country name their kids after medicine? True story…I was in a Wal-mart once and a frantic black woman rushed by me hollering something like “Tylenol, where you at?” I thought she was lookng for the medicine aisle so I said to her “It’s over there,” and rather than being thankful she gave me a mean look, because I had referred to her kid as “it.” When her kid came back she scolded and berated her Tylenol. I wanted to laugh out loud…a similar thing happened once in a Target, but that time the kid in question was named Nyquil or something like that. Whatever happened to naming your kid John, Bill or Mike? Are those names too white-sounding?
I have dated black girls of many nationalities but all from good/exceptional backgrounds.
When I read this:
Most of my clients who are not black either show up on time for appointments or call if they must reschedule. Amazing as this may seem, only about five percent of my black clients show up on time, and by that I mean within an hour of the appointed time. Only one in five show up on the appointed day. A few trickle in a day or two later. Most just never show up. Missing an appointment never embarrasses black people. They call repeatedly for new appointments, making four, five or even six appointments and then miss them all. I had one client who called more than 50 times before he finally came to my office. Rarely do I ever get a call from a black client canceling an appointment.
When I first started out as a lawyer I would call clients in advance to remind them of their appointments. They thanked me, but it made them no more likely to show up. Also, I used to call clients and potential clients who missed appointments, and try to have them reschedule. This did very little good. The most common response was, “Why are you calling me?” and it was never their fault that they didn’t show up. They had many different excuses, but I never heard, “I forgot,” or “I’m sorry I didn’t make it.”
…everything made sense. I can not explain how strongly this reflects my experiences. I could not read it in one go, even now its hard to breathe. I half-fainted onto my bed a few times. You know when the truth winds you - an uppercut through the stomach by-passing the ribs - your breath catches and your abdominals tighten?
‘Love’ and ‘you’ had been exchanged, time and intimacy but even though these girls had achieved very signficant acadaemic success the above bizarre behaviour became again and again. These particular girls, I’m sure, were above average IQ. They just were not quite really here, rather over ‘there’ and of an almost completely different way. Seperately cognizant of reality?
“Here’s a problem with being named Lemonjello or Orangejello.”
This is the only thing that makes me doubt the veracity of this story. The names Lemonjello and Orangello have appeared in a number of urban legends I’ve read or heard told about bizarre names black women have given their children.
“It’s a conservative myth that blacks were somehow better before the 1960’s, when white liberal ruined them…”
No, there’s an awful darn lot of truth to it. I was alive during the 1960’s. If you need more proof, just look at what white liberals have done to white society over the past 40 years.
Simon Jester:
I agree with you about the effectively “anarcho-tyrannic” application of child support laws. You rarely if ever hear of black men with dozens of children by many mothers being made to give up all of his money for CP. In Kinloch, MO, a black suburb of St. Louis, and it has been black for a very long time, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch did a profile of a black man that had a little convenience store, and had to dispatch a local thug legally in self-defense with a legally acquired shotgun. In passing, the article mentioned that he had 34 children by 31 different women. I thought to myself, where are the DFS/CPS bureaucrats and Circuit Attorneys in St. Louis County pressing for child support? He’d never get out of jail for the support he couldn’t pay.
softia: But your ticket is punched if you are black or Hispanic. Doesn’t much matter where you finish in your law school class.
observer: I’ve heard of Tylenol, but have you heard of Advil? I’ve actually met an Advil.
It goes without saying that the Korean peninsula is almost 100% ethnically homogeneous. The differences between the north and south are entirely cultural and environmental.
Now, I don’t think it’s possible to turn blacks into rocket scientists, but, given a firm hand and a highly structured environment in a majority-white society, they can probably be made halfway decent.
Do you the consider the comparison between North Koreans and South Koreans and Caucasians and Africans to be fair?
To ATBOTL:
Yes, blacks were ALWAYS this way. Borderline retards, natural liars, and basically stupid. But it WAS the liberals in the 60’s and beyond who have told the blacks that they could have jobs and positions of responsibility just like the white man, even though they WERE retards, and who told the blacks their genetic retardation was the result of racism, and not real. Before the Liberals came along with their culture war (which began, frankly, in the 1850’s and by the radical Republican party), everybody accepted blacks as only fit for certain wrote, repetitive, simple jobs. Never forget the Republican party started this mess, and is a reason they continue to excuse the blacks for their behavior, lack of intelligence, and push just as hard for “equal rights” (meaning mandated equal outcomes regardless the merits). The Liberals have merely learned how to take the original Republican party’s foolishness and make it THE central plank in their platform, and the blacks THE single most solid voting block keeping them in power.
As for the screwball names, considering that I attended a high school that was 75% black in the 1980’s, most of the blacks had reasonably normal first names. I don’t remember any who had names close to those listed above. Rodney, Tyrone and LeRoy were about as far out there as I remember. However, a huge number had oddball middle names. Usually along the variety of adding “La” or “Da” to a name. I can’t think of any who had some of these names listed above. Once I remember seeing a girl on TV during the news hour whose name was “Vodka”.
About 40 years ago, my dad was a jury foreman in a case involving two black women. The younger one, who was the plaintiff, was known by the police to be something of a neighborhood troublemaker. The older woman was a defendant in this case for firing off a shotgun in the air to get the younger woman off of her property. Even though illegal to fire off weapons within city limits, a 97% white police force generally had better things to do than worry about disputes of this nature. The only reason this went to trial was that the plaintiffs attorney was fresh out of law school and trying to make a name for himself. He convinced the plaintiff that suing the older woman would scare her enough to not to tangle with her in the future. It was not as if the older woman had any real money, she was probably a sharecropper or a domestic for most of her life and didn’t have $5000 in total assets. The defendant lived in a shotgun shack (no pun intended) that had an outhouse. (It wasn’t until the early 1970’s that the city cracked down on this sort of arrangement). The plaintiff claimed all sorts of maladies associated with the defendant firing off the shotgun.
Anyway, in the late 1960’s you could still get an all white male jury without a lot of trouble. After hearing the case and retiring to the jury room, my dad told the other jurors “In questioning, they ask if you are an attorney, they never ask if you are the son of an attorney”. He proceeded to explain how to make this case go away. Find for the plaintiff and give her $5 actual and $5 punitive damages. Since she won the case, she could not contest the findings. Oddly enough, my dad never served jury duty again for the rest of his life.
As for the love of a Cadillac; a neighbor of mine while growing up was a fairly prominent Insurance agent. He told my dad about one of his clients was a (black) Master Sergeant in the Army. The Sergeant was divorced from his first wife, but never removed her as the beneficiary, even after a couple of calls by the agent. One day at work, the Sergeant had a massive heart attack and died while sitting at his desk. Within 48 hours, the ex-wife showed up to demand her check. The first question she asked was for directions to the local Cadillac dealership. The agent obliged her if for no other reason than to get rid of her. This is a shocking story when you are 7, but by the time I graduated high school, I didn’t expect much different.
Yeah, I know of a set of twin boys that graduated from Gaffney High School in South Carolina named Lemonjello and Orangejello(pronounced Lemanjello and Orangallo). I know that these existed because I saw them with my own eyes. Wasn’t a pretty site; none are, but I did see these infamous pair. My first cousin graduated with them and that would have been around 1998 or 1999.
I agree with #23, but have also seen plenty that validates this article.
During army days, dealing with blacks on a daily basis, I decided: If I’m 40 years old and STILL dealing with blacks on a daily basis, I should consider myself a loser. I wonder why anyone, including as this author, would deal with a predominantly black clientele if he didn’t have to. Maybe the author is not a very good lawyer…
I have seen the “lemonjello” and “orangejello” names several times on sites such as snopes.com and others. They always say that these are “unverifiable” but I am sure other very strange names do exist as others have posted. I know I have mentioned him in other posts but strange black names is a real pet peeve of Dr Larry Elder. He says that people with these sorts of names project an attitude of ghetto and employers that do not want to project this sort of image to their customers are loathe to hire people with these names.
Also the book Freakenomics (I am sure I spelled this wrong) has a whole chapter about distinctive black (and what they call lower class white names eg- Amber, Destiny in all its spellings, Dustin and others) being less likely to be hired in prestigous jobs. They even sent out identical fake resumes with the names Jake and Deshawn, the “Jake” resume generated many more call backs than the “Deshawn” resume. In no way was the race of the person designated on the resume. The reason given by the authors of the book was that “Deshawn” and I would assume other distinctive black names were not being looked at seriously since the “deshawn” name would project a ghetto attitude and would not be a good fit for the company. It was also assumed that a person with a very distintive black name would be the product of a single mother typical ghetto attitude and I would add more than likely a product of an affirmative action education (this was not in the book BTW) and would not be up to standards even though he (or she) had completed the required education.
My experiences as a Commercial Real Estate broker are right in line with the lawyers above. I would get clients that were black and wealthy, (some sports figures, mostly insurance lottery winners) who were looking to “bank some bling” in real estate. Buying income property is like buying a simple reliable business; Records have to be kept, money has to be paid for upkeep, taxes, improvements and thousands of dollars can ride on agreements in contracts.
Invariably my black clients would implode because of tax evasion, breach of contract suits and other legal messes. One of my clients came to a meeting between a tenant (a fast food franchise) and me with a gun, which he proceeded to wave around and explain that “he was not going to repave the parking lot, muthrf**er.”. Two of my clients had to put properties in trust because they were going to do hard time and they couldn’t run the properties from prison. I even had a client (my last black client) rob his own tenant!
Two years after I became a broker I ceased taking blacks as clients, simply referring them to other brokers. My blood pressure is lower and I deal with men (whites and Asians) who are interested in the bottom line and enriching themselves through value for value relationships.
Simon Jester:Wrote
I agree with you about the effectively “anarcho-tyrannic” application of child support laws. You rarely if ever hear of black men with dozens of children by many mothers being made to give up all of his money for CP. In Kinloch, MO, a black suburb of St. Louis, and it has been black for a very long time, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch did a profile of a black man that had a little convenience store, and had to dispatch a local thug legally in self-defense with a legally acquired shotgun. In passing, the article mentioned that he had 34 children by 31 different women. I thought to myself, where are the DFS/CPS bureaucrats and Circuit Attorneys in St. Louis County pressing for child support? He’d never get out of jail for the support he couldn’t pay.
What alot of white men fail to notice is that a large number of black women will not actually name the fathers of their children to the government.
A white woman will typically cave in quickly when she is told that the father of a child must be named and proven, but black women will out-right protect the identity of the father more often than not. Maybe this is bacause they have no clue what the actual name of the man was or where he can be found or whatever. Also with so many blackmen traveling from city to city like St.Louis-Chicago-Detroit etc they are often times never caught and tested.
I have been blood (it was a long time ago) and DNA tested to find out if I am the father of different children more than I can believe. In at least 2 cases I had never even touched the woman who was the mother and in both those cases the baby was half black and the mother and myself white.
Why was I tested?
Because I live on a farm that has been passed down in my family for over a hundred years and these woman always knew where to find me. They had to put a name down, they knew I would be found negative so they bought themselves some time. I had one woman even call me and tell me what she had done so I wouldn’t be surprised.
I have even witnessed one black woman appologize to the father of one of her children because she had slipped some info and social services caught up to him.
I actually think there is a semi-popular black play about a black woman living under a bridge with several children all from different fathers and how she protects the identity of them to social services (and pulls threesomes with her SS rep and the rep’s husband to keep the woman from turning her in).
White “feminist” women on the other hand feel they are owed everything a white man has or will have so they turn them over with vigor complete with dollar sign eyes.
Dear Tim,
I agree that upper middle class blacks are not like this. Indeed, that is exactly the bizarre situation of a white urban lawyer. You see blacks at their best (colleagues and judges) and their worst (clients). The black attorneys I know are not noticeably less competent than the white ones. Blacks who are smart enough to pass the bar exam can typically hold their own in most areas of legal practice. Now they may struggle with patent law or tax law or something very complex like that, but they can manage just fine in family, criminal, and bankruptcy courts.
Ha ha, great article. My favorite is Antwan. It’s supposed to be, Antoine, French I believe. I’ve also known a Valencia (like the orange). And I thought I heard a mother calling out for little Velveeta at the local Wally-World. You can’t make this stuff up! Hilarious!
I managed a well-known Drug Store in the 90’s and had many similar experiences with mispronunciations of common words.
For instance: Banana folder (Manila folder), Ovulating Fan (Oscillating Fan), Inscription, Subscription, Encryption (Prescription), Romatussin (Robitussin), as well as one woman asking for Ginnivitis (her pronunciation). When I asked her if she wanted something to fight Gingivitis, she said no, she wanted something with Ginnivitis (again saying it incorrectly after I accentuated the second G) already in it. We also had a large Haitian clientele that used to constantly ask for ‘Fe’. It took us a while to figure out that they were talking about Iron tablets and were simply enunciating the symbol for Iron on the Periodic Table. I guess, if there’s any silver lining, they at least knew the proper symbol, I’m just glad they didn’t have to ask for Mercury.
Since this was a Pharmacy, we had a large contingent of Medicaid patients and I could put out a name list that could easily rival the one above. One memorable customer rode his bike to the store and unwrapped his stool sample from a handful of tin foil to ask the Pharmacist why it was green. Another Black customer asked to have a consultation with the Pharmacist and proceeded to just clap his hands, over and over. We eventually found out that he had the Clap, he just didn’t want to say the word.
But my all-time favorite was an employee singing along to Aretha Franklin playing over the intercom. When it came to the chorus, he repeatedly sang out R-E-S-B-C-C, find out what it mean to me. If you listen to the song, phonetically, it does sound like R-E-S-B-C-C.
Unfortunately, since the English language isn’t phonetic, White people that don’t read on a constant basis, are prone to the same missteps. Phrases such as Hunger Pangs and Buck Naked are constantly being phrased as Hunger Pains and Butt naked by a large portion of the current generation.
Generalquagmyer:
Maybe he has a lot of undergrad and law school student loan debt. College and law school aren’t exactly cheap, you know. It’s one thing for you or me or any one of us here to Monday morning quarterback in front of our computers, but walk in his shoes for a bit. Maybe the frustration of his career is overshadowed by his debt load.
Spartan 24:
I also wonder how many of these blacks that are given ostentatious first names at birth either legally change them before it can become an embarrassment, or just drop them and use another name? You figure, where are all the 50-year old blacks named Orangejello and Lemonjello? There might well be, but they might be using their middle names, such as “Yolonda” or maybe “Shanice,” in their places of work. The reason I bring this up is that I once knew of a young black woman who named her superfecund twins “Nelly” (after the St. Louis hip hopper she is obsessed with) and “Renee” (after her grandmother.) The young woman’s aunt, i.e. her mother’s sister-in-law, made her legally change their first names, because “nobody gonna know who Nelly is when the boy a 40 year old man, and you can’t name no daughter after yo’ mama.”
I graduated from an Ivy League college so my experience with Blacks was obviously not the norm. My Black classmates were generally much more intelligent, articulate, and driven than the bottom-feeders described here. That is, until you tried to read one of their essays or term papers. Their writings, even ones handed in to Ivy League professors, were inevitably riddled with wild misspellings, bizarre logic, and mystifying grammar.
“White “feminist” women on the other hand feel they are owed everything a white man has or will have so they turn them over with vigor complete with dollar sign eyes.”
Connor, you can’t be a white nationalist if you hate white women. I’ll tell you what, if any man got me pregnant out of wedlock and didn’t marry me, you had better believe that I would take him to court for the maximum child support payments I could get. A child is entitled to a standard of living that matches the earnings of BOTH parents, and yes if the woman is the non-custodial parent she also should pay to the best of her ability.
What I always find amusing about custody and child support disputes is that men who resent paying support often seek custody of the child so they don’t have to pay. When they are successful, they invariably wind up giving the kid back in short order. They soon realize that even substantial child support payments are NOTHING compared to the 24/7 chaos of single parenthood!
These creative monikers have the added advantage of letting any liberal/black/socialist know who to target for special government/employment/voting/consumer advantages. I hear attitudes change all the time when my proper but rather rare British last name gives me black ‘cred’ over the phone. It’s shared with a rather famous black musician.
“Now, I don’t think it’s possible to turn blacks into rocket scientists, but, given a firm hand and a highly structured environment in a majority-white society, they can probably be made halfway decent.”
If you believe that, you should stay far away from white nationalism. White Nationalists don’t believe that blacks can be “fixed” with the right environment and we aren’t interesting in wasting even more than we already have trying.
What is it with blacks and the idiotic, ridiculous names they give themselves anyways? Is it just more black weirdness? Is this an “in your face” gesture? I am genuinely curious.
Sofita Wrote:
Connor, you can’t be a white nationalist if you hate white women. I’ll tell you what, if any man got me pregnant out of wedlock and didn’t marry me, you had better believe that I would take him to court for the maximum child support payments I could get. A child is entitled to a standard of living that matches the earnings of BOTH parents, and yes if the woman is the non-custodial parent she also should pay to the best of her ability.
What I always find amusing about custody and child support disputes is that men who resent paying support often seek custody of the child so they don’t have to pay. When they are successful, they invariably wind up giving the kid back in short order. They soon realize that even substantial child support payments are NOTHING compared to the 24/7 chaos of single parenthood!
I am a complete white nationalist or pro white activist and I worship the very ground that a true white, loyal, Christian woman walks on. What I dislike more than anything are the race traitor white female feminist that constantly scream for more “minority” entitlement that always includes white women along with the minorities they exclusively date at the expense of white men. Biased child support laws and enforcement are just one aspect of that legislation.
As for 24 hour chaos… I have raised my boy, kept my house and did all the domestic chores and schooling while refusing to remarry, as I did not feel it was fair to bring someone else into our house until my son was old enough (like 17+) to handle it, and worked manual labor 40+ hours a week. No woman on earth can claim to me that house work and raising the 1 or 2 children they will have in this day - another reason we are falling behind in numbers - and age is as much work as actually working for a living. Thats working not the desk type jobs feminist today demand, no real work.
Feminist attack white males for everything but tolerate minority males behavior which is what leads to stories like we read here.
Your on this site Sonita so you must have your eyes open in some ways, now look and see what the large special interest anti-male feminist block are doing to the white males of this country.
Nothing racial at all about of the above.
If you go to the backblocks of China now, people will be at least as ignorant and backward (notwithstanding a purported high IQ). Go to Hong Kong or Singapore and the people there are quite modernized. But the grandparents of these same Singaporeans and Hong Kong people were blank and stupid.
China is in many parts absolutely filthy. Yet Japan is among the cleanest countries I have visited. And another poster has contrasted the level of development in South Korea with North Korea.
Because Chinese communities, both within China and worldwide, vary so much in their level of econonomic and social environment, with some places stuck in the middle ages, others fully modern, one can easily see how race does not matter much - it is all about the social, cultural, and political environment one is brought up in.
“Two years after I became a broker I ceased taking blacks as clients, simply referring them to other brokers. My blood pressure is lower and I deal with men (whites and Asians) who are interested in the bottom line and enriching themselves through value for value relationships.”
Was this discrimination? No! All dollars are green. Any company is in business to make money and would gladly take whatever business it can.
But the company had learned, through hard experience, that blacks do not pay their bills. They are very easy to sell to; they will buy anything; they will sign any contract; but when the time comes for payments, they don’t pay up. Then they have to be tracked down, garnished, handed off to collection agencies. Not to mention that sending bill collectors into black areas was not a good idea. Doing business with blacks was just too much trouble. It simply did not pay. The company didn’t want thei business.
Do you the consider the comparison between North Koreans and South Koreans and Caucasians and Africans to be fair?
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He wasn’t many any comparison between Caucasians and [black] Africans! He was comparing the results between blacks raised in an indulgent, permissive, anything-goes liberalism against those “raised with a firm hand in a highly structured environment in a majority-white society”. Read it again.
“strange black names are a real pet peeve of Dr Larry Elder. He says that people with these sorts of names project an attitude of ghetto and employers that do not want to project this sort of image to their customers are loathe to hire people with these names.”
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That doesn’t matter to them. That doesn’t faze them at all. Their mothers probably didn’t expect them to find jobs anyway, but to spend their lives on welfare, the same as she did, and her mother did, etc., etc.
Simon Jester: Ever hear of KIPP academies? As a regular AR poster exposed about them here a number of months ago, they are basically orphanages without bedrooms, and admit a selective stratum of black students, and then kick troublemakers back to the public system. KIPP’s results is that they get a select few black middle schoolers close to the white average. If the “firm hand and highly structured environment” you want for blacks were given to whites, then they would do better, and the gap would remain the same.
The other day I saw two adolescent black sisters in a San Francisco park playing in the kiddie area reserved for children (like my son) who are half their age. One called the other by her name, Sebaceous. As in “sebaceous gland,” the tiny glands in the skin which secrete sebum, the oily/waxy matter that builds up in your ears, hair, or private parts if you don’t wash them regularly. I didn’t know whether to laugh or vomit.
I wonder if the other sister was named Smegma.
… confiscatory, draconian child support laws, more than anything else, are responsible for the plummeting white birth rate. White men are avoiding fatherhood like the plague due to these laws, as they have too much to lose. Black men, on the other hand, have little to lose and spend half their lives in jail anyway, so they’re still out there siring children like gangbusters.
Another big driver for our genocide is the rule on working families re: social security.
The wife does not share her husbands contribution. She only gets it when he dies.
How crazy is that?
Well, when divorce time comes she has to go for everything she possibly can because she, in many cases, has no social security support for her old age and provide for her own with the investment of the former family assets…
The lawyers win, the white people lose, our enemies get closer to their goals…
John Liu: With all due respect, sir, I don’t think you quite understand the nature of the African. This is forgivable as you are in China where the lowest of the low cannot compare to the average behavior of the American black. You really need to trust me on that.
“That doesn’t faze them at all. Their mothers probably don’t expect them to find jobs anyway, but to spend their lives on welfare, the same as she did, and her mother did, etc., etc.”
I worked in Payroll for many years. One of the parts of that job is wage garnishments. Either for back taxes, child support or non-payment of a unsecured loan (ie credit card debt, cash call).
Almost always the perpetrator was black or hispanic. I would send them a note via mail to their home address (to protect their privacy at work) that their wages were being garnished the next pay cycle.
They never read the letters and threw them away.
When they would get their next paycheck, they’d see the deduction and demand I give them the money back. I wasn’t having it. I’ve thrown many of them out of my office.
One actually wanted me to call the court and ask for lowered support payment. I said are you kidding me? Leave now.
He also had his ex-wife call me. Her IQ was so low it was hard to understand her. She spoke in an unintelligible language and actually mumbled when she talked.
Blacks seem to name their children after what’s in the Medicine cabinet, with names like Listerine, Cepacol, and Livorus.
Because Chinese communities, both within China and worldwide, vary so much in their level of econonomic and social environment, with some places stuck in the middle ages, others fully modern, one can easily see how race does not matter much - it is all about the social, cultural, and political environment one is brought up in.
What we have in many white societies is similar to what takes place in societies that fall to Communism: intelligent and capable individuals are demoted, while those from the lower classes are promoted into jobs which they are incapable of performing as effectively as the qualified individuals they replace. If fairness (in America’s case, racial equality) is made a basis for promotion, quality must be sacrificed.
I like that you mentioned Hong Kong and Singapore. Both were previously colonized by whites.
In West Africa, where the ancestors of these African-Americans live, they boys are not saddled with such names as cited above but probably with the day of the week on which they were born, and for some reason, there are a lot more named ‘Sunday’ than other day. There are also a lot named Blessed, Wonderful, Strong, Bright, Happy etc which are all positive English language names. However, the genetic traits and mental attitude is exactly the same as American blacks but without the welfare aspect as there isn’t any. I ran a Nigerian work crew during construction of several very large oil storage tanks and getting them to cooperate in anything was impossible with constant bickering, yelling, fist and knife fights, not ever involving me but between themselves. If I assigned 3 different tasks divided between them, there would be a chorus of ‘Yes Boss’ and then I would retire to do something else. Within seconds, there would be uproar, each gang claiming their task was harder than the others and demanding to know, from the others, why they had the easier job. Meantime, nothing would get done. I had to learn how to deal with these childish tantrums just to get any task completed. Anyone who has experience teaching a kindergarten class would immediately recognise the methods except that the children would gradually learn from the experience but the africans never did. Superstition and witchcraft plays a big part in african life so I often took advantage of that. I would place small stones taken from a beaded bag in six circles scribed into the ground with a ‘special magic’ multicoloured stick. The first circle would contain just one stone, the second, two stones, and so on to six. I had a red dice, very unusual as most are white, and had each man throw this dice into his own hard-hat and wait by the stone circle matching the number thrown. This had two immediate effects as many forgot to bring their hard-hat as they were supposed to do so could not throw the dice without walking home to retrieve it and, as they had thrown the dice themselves, could not blame anyone else for the result. I then assigned different tasks to each group, some hard, some easy. If anyone complained, I would insist their entire gang took the day off as a ‘holiday’ but these were always unpaid. Surprising how well this worked even though some gangs would be few in number with hard tasks to complete. Tough. It was not me who put them in the gang, just themselves and as directed by mysterious forces, as I never tired of reminding them. This was so like examining chicken bones and pebbles thrown to solve some traditional customary tribal problem that they instantly took to it without question. There were other stunts but this example will suffice except to say that we had to keep them all busy and fire them all at once at the end of the contract and could not lay them off gradually as work wound down because this would result in dangerous confrontations between the various family groups.
On the name thing;
Many lower class whites and even middle class whites have taken to naming their children ostentatious names and intentional (or not) mispels. I have little doubt that this came from blacks originally, but even CW music has a good selection of women with such names.
I love this article; it has to be my favorite AR Classic.
The difference between North and South Koreans, John Liu, is not one of intellect - except to the extent that childhood malnutrition will hurt a developing brain - but the fact that North Korea is run by insane folks who do not care whether a chicken lays eggs; only whether the chicken is red (curiously, Kim Jong Il has always appeared rather well-fed.) South Korea has been run at times by people who were corrupt, but at least even they understood that corruption works better once economic development has produced more to steal.
Were there any intellectual differences between East and West Germans that would explain the inequivalencies in prosperity? Of course not!
The point made about Africans here is that not only are they incapable of creating any level of prosperity for themselves, but they can’t even maintain what was built for them by others (Rhodesia, South Africa, Detroit, Newark, etc.)
Do poor Appalachian white teenagers commit car-jackings and drive-by shootings at night? Of course not; while perhaps less well-educated than upper middle-class kids from suburbia, they represent the same human (largely Scots-Irish) material.
#29:
There was a woman named “Female Brown” who insisted that her first name be pronounced “Fee - Mal - ee” sounded like the word “tamale.” Upon further inquiry, it was learned that the hospital gave her this name while filling out her birth certificate and her mother was delighted with it since she mispronounced it as described above.
Another person was named “Meconium,” as a result of an objective finding made on the birth certificate in terms of the labor and delivery of the child. I doubt his imbecilic family realized the import of the cool sounding word that was chosen for the child’s first name.
“To be honest, I thought this was a fictional story until I got to the polyester test and insignificant funds.”
This too is my instantaneous response. This is all a fictional story done as a “joke”. Could not really be true. But my intuition tells me it is true. Perhaps embellished, but maybe on slightly so?
This white guy [is it a guy?] had better watch himself. He is liable to be investigated for divulging customer info [?] [their first names] or be “hunted” by the SPLC for being a racist. The argument that whoever wrote this article is a racist and cannot do fair and honest work for his black clients.
Many lawyers have to carry handguns when at work too. I would think especially those dealing with black clients. So emotional and dealing with emotional stuff. And if dealing with clients accused of criminal wrong-doing, especially dangerous. A lot of the clients may be also on substances of some sort or mentally deranged from same that make them doubly explosive. And of course those black clients that are “disappointed” with the results of case will want to take it out on someone. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW WHO IS THE MOST CONVENIENT! Mr. Lawyer, be careful!
“Walk A Mile In My Shoes Dept…”
An interesting (but wrong) theory espoused by Afrocentrist “intellectuals” on the reason for these very unique and ostentatious first names has to do with slavery. Because of the constant threat (and reality) of family members being sold off, giving your child a unique first name was essentially like putting a radio transponder in them today. So when plantation gossip spread, a parent would know what their child is up to because the only person with that first name was their own child.
The obvious flaw in that theory is that it wasn’t until relatively recently, and far after slavery, that this weird name trend started.
Sofita wrote:
Oh, in this scenario, how did you get pregnant? Was it magic somehow? What made you sleep with someone out of marriage, or if not that, at least then get pregnant out of wedlock? Magic again? Or your own choice in an unreliable mate? Why did you choose an unreliable mate? Perhaps he was sexually exciting, and thats all that mattered?
Sofita continues:
You know…very….very…well that men pay support over 90% of the time. And the support bureaucracy does not pressure women half as much as men to their obligations even in the few cases where women are ordered to pay. And finally what do you mean by “best of her ability”? That is hardly a consideration with men, ever heard of “imputed income”?
I think it was Ann Coulter who said that if women didn’t have the vote - there would be just one liberal presidency in the last 50 years.
Sadly, as the instinct to not attack the females is so strong, and because the average age of Amren posters and readers is probably upwards of 45 (and thus have only a weak conception of how things have deteriorated even MORE in the last few decades), we like to keep jabbering on as if race was the main problem - while its actually secondary and would be easily controlled if feminism was addressed. Plus theres an idea that we need female support - I agree with Devlin when he says its the other way around - if we start winning, female support will by and large come anyway. Try Googling “Sex and Culture” by J.D Unwin for a book from the 1930’s that showed a *perfect* correlation (anthropologic and historic) between the fall of civilizations and the loosening of restrictions on women.
Many here know it already: But Ill post the link to the F Roger Devlin article “Sexual Utopia in Power” once again - which is the best introduction to the topic of feminism:http://www.theoccidentalquarterly.com/archives/vol6no2/DevlinTOQV6N2.pdf
#26 Simon Jester: Undoubtedly, genetics plays a great role in determining the success or failure of a people, but so can culture and environment. Take a look at this nighttime satellite photo of Korea
This picture of Korea doesn’t mean much. South Korea receives the support of the west and North Korea receives nothing but sanctions. Without foreign intervention both countries may be similar in development.
Remember nazi germany. Possibly the most technologically advanced country in the world, even with Hitler running the show. The west completely levelled the country. If they don’t like you, it’s going to be hard to develop.
“firm hand and highly structured environment”,,,
I thought we had that. It was called segregation. Say whatever you want but I bet the black crime rate in the pre-civil rights era was extremely fractional to what it is today, especially in northern cities that had little historical experience dealing with blacks. Segregation kept blacks in line. It also compelled the “talented tenth” to live in black neighbourhoods where they could exert some positive influence there. Now upper-class blacks move into White areas as soon as they can.
Regarding names …
One woman spelled her poor son’s name as “Luscious” — pronounced Lucius, of course.
— Whiteplight wrote —
On the name thing;
I worked at a local elementary school for many years and learned one thing. When you see a child’s registration come up with 3 or 4 middle names, you can almost guarantee he or she is the child of an unwed mother. They seem to tack as many names on the kid as they can for some reason. When there are a few apostophes added at random, you know that the child is black. A stable home with a father is residence at the time the child is born seems to put a halt to this practice—maybe in the mother’s hopes that the father can remember how to spell it?
Blacks seem to name their children after what’s in the Medicine cabinet, with names like Listerine, Cepacol, and Livorus.
I should think that if this were true there would be a lot of them named “Cocaine” “Handgun” “syringe” and such. JMO from experience!
40 — generalquagmyer said -
No matter! Whatever his personal reasons, that question is entirely irrelevant to this story.
I find the details of this article disturbing. I’m probably a little older than the average “commentor” on here, but as I have gone through life, I find that the person that wrote this article is most likely - spot on in his/her assesment.
Outside of the un-intelligent actions that the black community often times espouses, I think the culture of naming their children these “Outlandish Names”, stems from their (meaning black culture)on going struggle of black culture to separate themselves from other cultures here in America.
This is in fact, and oxymoron. As the blacks use “Race” as a means to get ahead where no other race does that, creating their own version of the English language known as “Ebonics”, and as mentioned above, separating themselves by naming their children with names that one could only assume, would come out of Africa, undoubtedly separates them from everyone else here in this country.
Bottom line of what I’m saying is this: The blacks want to be accepted and equal to everyone else, but yet, they do everything in their power to separate themselves from everyone else they are trying to be “equal” to.
Most unusual black name? When Iwent to basic training at Ft Jackson I met a woman named Pudintang.
“Were there any intellectual differences between East and West Germans that would explain the inequivalencies in prosperity? Of course not!”
No Michael, I don’t think you get it. The people of North and South Korea are the same people with totally different “nurture”, as were the people of East and West Germany. Nurture obviously has a HUGE effect on outcome.
68 — Michael C. Scott wrote:
“I love this article; it has to be my favorite AR Classic.”
“The difference between North and South Koreans, John Liu, is not one of intellect - but the fact that North Korea is run by insane folks who do not care whether a chicken lays eggs, only whether the chicken is red.”
—- And I love that comment! It has to be one of my favorites.
“South Korea has been run at times by people who were corrupt, but at least even they understood that corruption works better once economic development has produced more to steal.
—- A parallel to the enormous contrast between N & S Korea can be seen when traveling from Russia into Finland, which is/was an incredible FOURTEEN TIMES (!) richer than Russia — (which had also been run by rigid ideologues more concerned with doctrinal purity than with practical results). Crossing the Finnish border, the slow, bumpy train ride from St. Petersburg ends. Like magic, the track smoothes out and the train picks up speed. All you see around you is progress and prosperity. Though the climate and landscape are the same, the shabby buildings and grinding poverty disappear. You are in The West!
“firm hand and highly structured environment”,,,
I thought we [once] had that. It was called segregation.
Yes, but sometimes we have to phrase things euphemistically!
“The most common excuse blacks give is, “They are putting me through the changes.””
In black slang, “changes” means any problem or stress, no matter how slight or how devasting. It can be anything from a 10 minute search for a street parking space to being fired from their job the same month the house is foreclosed upon.
It also means having to spend some time doing the government job they are paid to do, rather than spending the entire day chatting, gossiping, fighting and eating.
I’m sorry but I live in Africa and have worked with Africans and unfortunately practically every African with a cellphone I have encountered knows and remembers his or her phone number plus those of at least some other people.
South Korea receives the support of the west and North Korea receives nothing but sanctions.
Yes, and these are environmental influences, aren’t they? My entire point was to illustrate the effects that environment and culture can have.
This picture of Korea doesn’t mean much.
It means plenty.
Without disclosing my decision to associates, I have decided to shed my black clients and to take no new ones. I too have felt the frustration of broken appointments, requests for refunds when things didn’t go the way the black clients wanted (particularly when black misconduct was the reason for the adverse consequence), and the constant and incessant drama. The demands of a predominantly black clientele means one will spend significantly more time on a project than with a non black clientele, and I feel I could use the extra time to better serve my white and asian clients, and recruit new prospects. I keep my decision to myself, but in retrospect, I wish I had made the decision 10 years ago…..
Terrible, and most likely true.
I’m sure many of the actions described were done not out of dumbness but contempt and envy directed at the author. People can do the stupidest and most incomprehensible things when under the influence of those two.
People should really live in a country where their own kind dominates.
Here’s a good story about a black malapropism—not as egregious as some of the other examples so far, but funny nonetheless. Back in the 80s, there was an episode of the game show Family Feud with a black family playing against white family. It’s a word association game, and in this case the contestants were asked to complete the name “Rudolph [BLANK]”. If one team can’t guess the top three answers (as given by the studio audience, I believe), the other team gets a chance to answer correctly and win the round. The white team had correctly guessed “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” and “Rudolph Valentino”, but couldn’t come up with a third one. The camera switched over to the black family, which eagerly waiting to shout out their answer: “Rudolph Hitler!” The host, Richard Dawson, laughed so hard he literally started crying. The picture on the screen was shaking from the convulsions of the cameraman. They abruptly switched to a commercial break. When the show returned, there was no sign of the black family and no mention of the hilarity of just moments earlier. The white family was playing the bonus round, or whatever they call it, as if nothing had happened.
Maybe the author is not a very good lawyer…”
Didn’t you read the article? As the author said, your clientele depends almost entirely on where you live unless you work at a big law firm. Biglaw employs about 5% of lawyers. The rest of us work with blacks, unless we live in the country. That is true whether you work for a small firm, the government or solo.
I personally believe this article. For me the gist of it rings true. I have had to work with blacks for many, mnay years and I know what they are like. One thing I would add. They are very superstitous. I have met blacks who believe in voodoo, the evil eye, ghosts, curses etc. I think there was a survey of what blacks feared most and ghosts or spirits was near the top of the list.
“It also means having to spend some time doing the government job they are paid to do, rather than spending the entire day chatting, gossiping, fighting and eating.”
This is absolutely true. In the government offices that employ large numbers of blacks, I would be shocked if the employees spent two hours of each eight hour shift performing some work. They seem to believe that simply showing up is grounds to be compensated.
As for the attorney/author’s observations, I would wager if it were not for black clients crowding the courtrooms, civil and criminal, forty percent of the attorneys in practice would not be employed in the USA. Blacks are disproportionately represented as litigants in every court system in the country. While this is especially true in major metropolitan centers, I have observed rural courts crowded with black litigants in counties in which blacks formed a miniscule percentage of the local populace.
“In government offices that employ large numbers of blacks, I would be shocked if the employees spent two hours of each eight hour shift performing some work. They seem to believe that simply showing up is grounds to be compensated.”
Indeed, they do think so. As someone who’s supervised such offices, I can tell you that they think they’re doing an outstanding job and deserve a superior evaluation simply for coming to work each day. For just that alone! If they come to work for five days out of five, they consider that exceptional and they deserve to be rewarded, never mind the work that’s performed.
Booker T. Washington warned us about this over 100 years ago.http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=RICHARD%20CLARK%20JACKSONVILLE&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#
If the court systems, including ancillary departments, had sufficient resources to address black pathologies, unemployment would be eliminated. Every black would be assigned a team of counselors, social workers and public defenders. Parenting class instructors would diaper their childrena and prepare their meals. Every adult of legal age would be called to jury duty twelve times a year, if every black criminal defendant was placed on trial.
“Missing an appointment never embarrasses black people. Only one in five show up on the appointed day. A few trickle in a day or two later. Most just never show up. They call repeatedly for new appointments, making four, five or even six appointments and then miss them all.”
Well then, that explains why they’re in such a mess that they need a lawyer. It’s understandable. These are the people a lawyer would come in contact with. Also cops, and social workers.
People who move so often that they forget their latest address, or who can’t remember the names of all their children, or who can’t balance a checkbook and don’t know what their balance is, are going to have lots of legal problems and will find themselves in court often. Not ALL blacks are like this, of course, but those who have multiple legal problems would tend to be this way. The reason is obvious.
I like that you mentioned Hong Kong and Singapore. Both were previously colonized by whites.
The British can take a good deal of credit for Hong Kong (although it was only within the final 30 years of British rule, where Hong Kong became something of importance.
Singapore’s success I think is reasonable to credit the Chinese - it was a sleepy backwater in the 1960s - since separation from Malaysia, Singapore has been dramatically transformed.
A parallel to the enormous contrast between N & S Korea can be seen when traveling from Russia into Finland, which is/was an incredible FOURTEEN TIMES (!) richer than Russia
Exactly - environment has a huge effect on the performance of any group of people - and will obviously stunt intellectual growth as well. Why is it black pathologies are automatically condemn them to genetic inferiority, whereas when whites can’t get it right- it is put down to bad politics, bad economics, or bad social environment. While some may argue communism is to blame for Eastern Europe’s lack of development relative to the West, it was whites who invented and implemented that same system in the first place - is that evidence of a white ‘stupid’ gene?
As for North and South Korea, I would not be at all surprised if South Koreans tested significantly higher than North Koreans on IQ tests; as a serf from the Middle Ages would undoubtedly perform very poorly compared with someone brought up in the modern technological West.
