Posted on June 2, 2008

Black People Love Us!

Sally and Johnny,

We are well-liked by Black people so we’re psyched (since lots of Black people don’t like lots of White people)!! We thought it’d be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN’ domain name and a killer website!!

We hope you think we’re as awesome

[Editor’s Note: The “Black People Love Us” website consists of photos and testimonials from blacks assuring the readers that they think Sally and Johnny are swell.]