Diversity Conference Shut Down Amid Shocking Violence

Ivan Fernando, Diversity Chronicle, March 13, 2014

No one could have possibly predicted that an event organized with the noble intention of trying to bring people of all races, genders, sexual orientations and religions together could tragically explode in violent infighting. Unfortunately, that is just what happened to the Diversity Conference last weekend. The conference, which was originally planned for four days, was forced to conclude early on its first night as police were called in by outside observers to end the fighting that tragically erupted. The episode was sadly symptomatic of a larger problem within the American progressive community: the failure to adopt a truly egalitarian worldview that really celebrates and respects all kinds of diversity, recognizing all forms of diversity, racial, sexual and religious as inherently equal in every way!

Held near Nashville, Tennessee, shortly before the intolerant and racist American Renaissance conference, the Diversity Conference included progressives, anti-racists, feminists, LGBT rights activists, civil rights activists and members of religious minority groups from the Black and Salafi Muslims to Reformed and Humanistic Jews. The purpose of the conference was to prove the American Renaissance racists wrong and to highlight the many benefits of living in a diverse and multi-cultural society. The goal was to show the world that peaceful co-existence and tolerance are possible and will lead to a better, safer and more enlightened world for everyone.

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It is difficult to pinpoint how the fighting started but it seems to have originated in an unanticipated conflict between lesbian feminists and male Muslim activists. It is both tragic and remarkable how easy it is for some people to forget that we are all the same inside. We must never forget that, and we must never forget that we are all fighting for the same principles and against the very same enemies. It is very important that we work together and present a united front against hate.

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A new and creative workshop offered free “privileged white” tattoos, done on the foreheads of privileged whites who have taken their first steps into a larger world by recognizing and condemning their own white privilege in a public and permanent way. The forehead tattoos will serve as a daily reminder of the ugly persistence of white privilege and racism even in 2014 and under the presidency of Barack Obama, our first African-American president. It is a tragic fact that white racism has only grown over time in America since the days of slavery and Jim Crow.

Another popular, groundbreaking, and especially meaningful workshop at the Diversity Conference gave white attendees small whips and encouraged them to scourge and flagellate their white skin in solidarity with the oppression, beatings, whippings and torture of African-American slaves by whites. Several attendees praised the flogging workshop as a transformative and empowering experience for them. Unique and interesting BDSM toys and paraphernalia were also offered for sale to raise money for next year’s conference.

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Later that evening, keynote speaker Adriana Loeb-Horowitz began her talk, she noted that as long as men have existed they have oppressed women. Offering her own solution to the problem, she suggested “the abolition of the male gender through compulsory castration and the imprisonment of most men, so as to smash the growing rape culture forever. If the human species was entirely female, and reproduced through some kind of new cloning or artificial insemination technology that negated men, the world would be an infinitely more peaceful place. Surely, whatever methods are necessary, no matter how seemingly brutal, would be justified by the overriding necessity of the project.”

Some in the audience actually booed Loeb-Horowitz’s speech out loud and shockingly called her “insane.” Others disgustingly referred to her as a “dumb woman.” These remarks were not limited to a few isolated individuals, but expressed the views of many Black and Salafi Muslims, Gay men and Hispanics in attendance. Sadly the war on women is very far from over as the above remarks prove. All too often, even in progressive circles women and their ideas are ridiculed and singled out for attack by male bullies. The behaviour of many men in the audience made me ashamed to be male.

Imam Muhammed Bukhari of the Egyptian Salafi Federation condemned Loeb-Horowitz’s speech before she was able to  finish speaking. Interrupting the speech, the Imam announced that as soon as his return flight to Egypt would land, he planned on issuing a fatwa calling for her death. “This kind of poisonous anti-male hatred stems from a sick form of Judeo-Masonic-Atheism, the ugly black venom of which runs through every strata of Kafir American dog society. This hideous creature has chosen to become a lesbian out of her sheer hatred of men. She now desires to end the male gender in some kind of deviant implausible fantasy. If you can’t stone her, please shoot her or cut her head off, brave soldiers of Allah do not suffer this lesbian witch to live! Take up glorious Jihad, fight for your religion!” The Imam went on to cite several verses apparently from the Qur’an, Hadith and even the Bible, attempting to distort scripture and Islam, the religion of peace, to justify his apparent call for murder and intolerance.

Loeb-Horowitz responded to Imam Bukhari by stating “This is exactly the kind of violence that is an inseparable part of the male gender and always will be! I was being too gracious, we really need to exterminate the entire male gender! We need someone like a female Stalin to rise up and solve the male problem once and for all!” Upon hearing this several gay men in attendance openly stood up in defiance and walked out of the conference, some announcing that they were protesting what they called a “blatantly offensive sexist” speaker. A contingent of Black Muslims also objected profusely, their spokesperson Amalek Abdullah noted that “We never would have attended this conference had we realized it was full of sexually immoral individuals, male hatred, hedonistic drug addicted hippy rejects and assorted freaks of all kinds. This isn’t a diversity conference, it is some kind of sick and abhorrent freak show!”

Surprisingly, the Black Muslims and Egyptian Salafis also began to fight. The Egyptians apparently began referring to the Blacks as “abeeds” (slaves in Arabic) and stated that their form of Islam was inauthentic and false. The Egyptian clerics threatened the Black Muslims with eternal hell, as the Black Muslims responded threatening the Salafi Egyptians with hell and condemning them as racists and white supremacists, ignorant of true Islam. The question of whether or not the great Prophet Muhammed (Peace and blessings be upon him) was black or Arab was hotly contested by both sides.

About the only speech the conference attendees could support without any dissension was by Prof. Noel Ignatiev. The professor’s talk entitled “Treason To Whiteness Is Loyalty To Humanity, Betray Your Race Today” received vociferous applause from almost all in attendance. In his talk the brave professor excoriated the hypocrisy of many privileged white liberals, who profess to love African Americans and diversity yet who choose to live in largely segregated white communities. Ignatiev rightly urged progressives to move to black ghettos and to the inner cities, if for no other reason than to ensure that one’s children are exposed to the benefits of diversity and to ensure that they do not grow up to embrace racist views. Surely, no reasonable white person who really lived among Blacks, Hispanics or Gays or Lesbians would fail to see their innate virtues as well as the incalculable benefits of diversity.

While acknowledging that inner city schools often fall short of academic standards elsewhere in the nation, Professor Ignatiev rightly blamed white people for their lagging scholastic performance. {snip}

Unfortunately, during the question and answer session after his speech, the Salafi Muslims became very hostile and denounced Professor Ignatiev once he admitted he was in fact an atheist. “There is no God but Allah, and Muhammed is His Prophet. Kneel before Allah or perish in the eternal hell fire! You are an anti-Zionist, so you say, but what good are you? You deny God the most holy! You are lower than a pig!” Imam Bukhari stated angrily as he spat in Ignatiev’s direction.

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A couple of Jews in attendance with ties to the Jewish Defence League stated that they would refuse to talk with any Muslims or Arabs present or listen to their speeches, as long as they denied the right of the state of Israel to exist, and for it to exist as an exclusively Jewish state forever. Harsh words were exchanged between JDL sympathizers and Muslims, after which a fist fight broke out between the rival groups. A group of transgendered men with tie-dyed shirts on, wearing large peace sign necklaces tried to position themselves between the rival groups urging peace, love and tolerance, until assailants on both sides began pelting them with rocks, incapacitating and in some cases seriously injuring them. In a very sad and almost pitiful display, fanatical Jews and Muslims shared a mutual transphobic hate-crime, appearing to have only a shared bigotry in common.

As if there wasn’t enough conflict already for one day, several black attendees walked out, and still others become violent, during the speech by Martin Hernandez representing the Aztlan Freedom Front. A Chicano Nationalist group dedicated to reclaiming the so-called “American” southwest for Aztlan. Hernandez called for more immigration from Mexico and stated that no one works as hard as Mexican day labourers. Several black nationalists in attendance objected and booed. Some shouted that Mexicans steal jobs from blacks and should go back to Mexico. To this accusation Hernanedez shouted, “Go back to Africa, this is our land! This is a bronze continent and Aztlan is a Mestizo nation. You can leave, it belongs to us! Get out!” Prompting screams and curses from blacks in attendance. Some were even seen hurling rocks and broken beer bottles at Hernandez.

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What was to be a four day celebration of diversity of sex, sexual orientation, race, and religion degenerated into a violent orgy of fighting, intolerance, judgement, and even shockingly overt racism! We must strive ever harder to overcome racism, sexism, homophobia, Anti-Semitism and Islamophobia. We must recognize that these evils persist even among those of us who are the most progressive. If even progressives can be this racist, sexist and homophobic, imagine how truly sick our enemies are? Their evil and hateful nature must be beyond description, it is too frightening to contemplate.

Fortunately, plans are already underway for a better, more tolerant and more authentically diverse conference next year. We will learn from this year’s mistakes and become even more effective activists for diversity. This time we will truly commit ourselves to tolerance, we will truly celebrate diversity and we will truly show the world that multiculturalism is the only way forward. Although it will not be possible to schedule another Diversity Conference this year for logistical reasons, diversity and tolerance activists will be protesting outside of the racist white-supremacist American Renaissance conference in April.

Several courageous youths will be protesting the event. These youths, having awakened to their innate white privilege, have chosen to wear prominent ‘Privileged White’ or “Privileged White Male’ tattoos permanently on their foreheads. These newly awakened and principled young men, women, gender-flexibles and third-genders will also be whipping their ugly privileged white skin publicly and chanting “Treason to whiteness is loyalty to humanity”, Professor Noel Ignatiev’s great saying, in protest of the hateful, violent and racist white supremacist conference.

Inarticulate, ignorant, illiterate, unscientific and violent radical inbred racists including, according to reliable sources, white robed Klansmen and swastika tattoo covered Neo-Nazis from around the world will be speaking at the American Renaissance conference! Racists will share plans for world domination and the reinstitution of slavery, the entire event will conclude with a large outdoor cross-burning. For more information on this obscene and offensive event and to educate yourself and others as to the threat it represents, you may visit the conference website at: http://www.amren.com/2014-ar-conference/

The irrationality and extreme hatred of the American Renaissance speakers is so disturbing that small children, teens and sensitive individuals may wish to omit reading it to avoid deep and possibly long lasting emotional and psychological trauma that may well require prolonged and professional psychiatric treatment. Individuals who are not highly educated and informed on the subject of racism should refrain from viewing the American Renaissance website for their own protection.

If you are white and you can attend the America Renaissance Conference as an outside protestor, don’t forget to write “Privileged White” on your forehead with a large black marker, if you haven’t had it tattooed yet. Please remember to bring your own whip or a belt to scourge your privileged white skin with, in solidarity with oppressed non-whites. Creative and colourful protest signs are also welcomed and encouraged. There will be a contest for the protestor with the best sign this year.

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  • D.B. Cooper

    Did they pass out free T-shirts?

    • Alexandra1973

      Should be communist-red, not girly-pink.

      • AndrewInterrupted

        Maybe put a Che beret on her, too.

    • Fighting_Northern_Spirit

      I wonder what the women’s tee will look like. I’m guessing it will only be available in XXXXL.

    • AndrewInterrupted

      Uncle Vlad’s thoughts

  • MekongDelta69

    No one could have possibly predicted that an event organized with the noble intention of trying to bring people of all races, genders, sexual orientations and religions together could tragically explode in violent infighting.”

    No one?!? They should have asked the attendees at the “intolerant and racist American Renaissance conference.”

    • D.B. Cooper

      Hello, Mekong, allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr. No one.

    • The description clearly says “satire.”

    • Tim_in_Indiana

      I WISH the various factions of “diversity” WOULD break out into fights more often as described in this spoof. Unfortunately, it’s amazing how seemingly incompatible and certainly contradictory factions of the left, such as women and Muslims, blacks and hispanics, stick together, all united in their hatred of the white man.

    • I’m actually glad its satire. I’m not sure the universe could handle that much schadenfreude!

  • Alec Smart

    Lol I really hope those idiots do put “privileged white” tattoos on their foreheads.

    Anyone dumb enough to do this deserves the consequences.

    What is the betting that 99.9% of blacks they encounter for their rest of their lives miss the point, and instead beat the crap out of them!

    • AndrewInterrupted

      I was just reading Jim Goad over at TakiMag.

      He calls that siege mentality amongst Libtards:
      ………….”Passover Syndrome”…………

      The premise that the savages will show leniency
      towards them for being traitors to their country.

      Methinks NOT.

      • Jesse James

        If the savages do show any leniency you can bet that WE won’t.

      • Pro_Whitey

        Speaking of Passover, is there any extant record of the Egyptian side of the story?

        • AndrewInterrupted

          No clue. Maybe TL2014 has something to offer?
          She’s our resident, semi-reformed tribal member.

    • Alexandra1973

      Reminds me of a story I heard about some foolish White woman in Haiti…she tried to tell her attackers, “You can’t rape me, I’m a Malcolm X scholar!”

      Sorry, lady, maybe throwing them a basketball might have been more effective….

      • silviosilver

        That was one of the more memorable episodes in the great diversity saga. I’ll be telling my grandchildren about that one, I expect.

      • texasoysterman

        They’re too poor in Haiti to have bassetballs.
        I think they use coconuts.

        • Jesse_from_Sweden

          No, they play it according to the ancient rules.

          With a chopped off human head.

    • Jesse_from_Sweden

      It’s a satire article….

  • Frank_DeScushin

    If people who have invested their entire career and every fiber of their being to promoting multiculturalism cannot have a diverse conference without it exploding in violence, then how are the rest of us supposed to make multiculturalism work for the remainder of Western Civilization?

    • Einsatzgrenadier

      The purpose of immigration-fueled multiculturalism is to get back at the old white establishment and make the big corporations even richer.

  • haroldcrews

    Meanwhile the probabilities of physical conflict among the attendees of the AmRen Conference is approximately zero. It would be zero except for the possibility of disruptive anti-white elements infiltrating the conference.

  • Alexandra1973

    I see jewamongyou got there. Wonder how long before a) our comments are deleted; b) the comments are closed; or c) both of the above.

    • MekongDelta69

      At first, I didn’t know what you were talking about – until I read the ONE comment left after the original article. It cracked me up.

      OF COURSE, the rest of the comments were deleted. That article was 18 days ago. There’s NO WAY, only one comment was made or left. Maybe they were too stupid to realize he was laughing at them, which is why they probably left his sole comment there.

      • The author is one of us, and a good friend of mine. He only recently started allowing comments, but they are moderated. Please post some comments on his articles.

        • silviosilver

          It was quite good, but it was too long.

        • AndrewInterrupted

          They should switch to DISQUS.

    • LHathaway

      I wish Jewamongyou would come back. He was my favorite, although John PM could come up with a very good one now and then too. I think we’ve either become too primative for him. . or after several years posting on here he got most of it out of his system. I donno.

      • Hey, I’m still here. I just don’t comment as much due to time restrictions and the fact that I have my own blog. Best wishes back to you LHathaway.

  • I always appreciate good satire and this hits the spot. This website has fooled people before who did not realize they were reading satire. By coincidence Jim Goad at Takimag has a great piece on the REAL White Privilege Conference. The crazy bee ess that went on there is so disgusting that Jim found it easy to mock. Here are actual goals of the conference:

    Students will SEE and be fully aware of the multiple manifestations of white supremacy, white privilege, and other forms of oppression.
    • Students will have the courage and confidence to NAME white supremacy, white privilege, and other forms of oppression.
    • Students will ACT by taking effective, creative, and urgent measures to dismantle white supremacy, white privilege, and other forms of oppression.
    • Students will PROCEED as leaders, planting ongoing seeds of change.

    Jim, of course does his usual great job of mocking this nonsense. The post I wrote for my website was a lot more angry in tone. Sometimes, I do get angry. Sorry, only human.

    • Frank_DeScushin

      I read the first few lines, thought those lines seemed real, and chomped at the bit to criticize the innanity of forced diversity. This is clearly satire, and damn funny satire. We need more articles like this floating around the internet. They appeal to the younger crowd who like the irreverence of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, but are sick of the diversity/white privilege racket.

      • John_HD

        Best satire I’ve seen anywhere is RamzPaul’s “How important is Cultural Diversity at Your School” on Youtube. Pitch perfect. I’d link it, but I don’t think they allow links here.

        • Frank_DeScushin

          My favorite satire on this topic is the YouTube video, “AntiRacist Hitler”. Check it out.

    • silviosilver

      Was that list intended to form an acronym – students will SNAP? Because if that’s what they get taught I’m sure they will.

      • Reverend Bacon

        I think it’s to promote food stamps: Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program

  • LovelyNordicHeidi

    Inarticulate, ignorant, illiterate, unscientific and violent radical inbred racists including, according to reliable sources, white robed Klansmen and swastika tattoo covered Neo-Nazis from around the world will be speaking at the American Renaissance conference! Racists will share plans for world domination and the reinstitution of slavery, the entire event will conclude with a large outdoor cross-burning. For more information on this obscene and offensive event and to educate yourself and others as to the threat it represents, you may visit the conference website at
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    No comment needed. The text self-debunks. Outrageous lies. Period.

    • Martel

      Is this a long sigh? ^^
      You can delete comments, pressing on the triangle on the far right of your comment.

      • LovelyNordicHeidi

        My comment was being moderated. That’s why I did that. ^ ^

        • Martel

          Oh, I said it because I earlier saw more comments from you with only dots. Either way, no problem ^^

  • LovelyNordicHeidi

    The irrationality and extreme hatred of the American Renaissance speakers is so disturbing that small children, teens and sensitive individuals may wish to omit reading it to avoid deep and possibly long lasting emotional and psychological trauma that may well require prolonged and professional psychiatric treatment. Individuals who are not highly educated and informed on the subject of racism should refrain from viewing the American Renaissance website for their own protection.
    ——————————————————
    Ivan Fernando advises you to not learn the truth because it is hard to re-indoctrinate you once you know it. Ivan Fernando is blaming us for allegedly giving others long-lasting emotional and psychological traumas! However, people like Ivan Fernando are in fact giving us long-lasting emotional and psychological traumas. Twisting the truth is one of their arts.

    • Tim_in_Indiana

      It was a spoof, a satire.

      • LovelyNordicHeidi

        I hadn’t visited their website yet. Now I know! 😉

  • dd121

    This is the dystopian future the diversitoids will lead us to.

  • bear grylls

    We must never forget that, and we must never forget that we are all fighting for the same principles and against the very same enemies……………….How cold you people have enemies to fight.Thought you were all about human equality and tolerance. OH is the enemy the national council of la raza,NAACP. Nah neither of these organizations are about advocating for white interest.I would guess you only enemy are white heterosexuals.

    • Jesse James

      Look Edward what were you thinking when you named your last two sons, Marmaduke and Huckleberry? Why not Scooby Doo?

  • No one could have possibly predicted that an event organized with the noble intention of trying to bring people of all races, genders, sexual orientations and religions together could tragically explode in violent infighting.

    Everyone reading this thread could have predicted that this would happen.

    I’d like to think that this is made up, must come from The Onion or something like that. But they say reality is stranger than fiction, and this is too good, too juicy, too ironic, to be fiction. So it has to be true, all these things had to have happened.

    The only thing that is somewhat surprising to me is how vicious and violent this shin-dig got. Usually, when the Star Wars bar scene oddball coalition of the left has a common enemy to fear, in their case, literally us, their differences are muted. But in spite of that, their differences came flying out as if we literally didn’t exist and their adhesive KKKrazy Glue wasn’t so sticky anymore.

  • leftists are delusional

    Maybe I should draw my IQ on my forehead and attend one of their delusional-fests.

  • David Ashton

    Many a true word spoken in jest. IF ONLY this had really happened, but give it time….

    • Rhialto

      I admit that I was fooled, until I Googled “Adriana Loeb-Horowitz”.

      The spoof does illustrate the conflicts among the diverse groups that support Diversity. The leaders of these groups have been very successful in holding the Liberal coalition together. I wonder for how much longer.

      • David Ashton

        A pity that Adriana is a nice European name. Next April Fools Day I suggest “Favela” instead.

        The competition among the “minorities” is for the tax dollars of the hitherto “majority” and for “equality” in affirmative action.

    • silviosilver

      The scary thing is just how believable it is.

  • IstvanIN

    A contingent of Black Muslims also objected profusely, their spokesperson Amalek Abdullah noted that “……. This isn’t a diversity conference, it is some kind of sick and abhorrent freak show!”
    To think I would agree with a black muslim!

  • GenX Antipodean

    It’s April fools day in my time zone, so I wonder if this is a joke, because this is too amusing to be true.
    But seriously how crazy are these people, getting Whites to mark themselves Star of David, pink triangle style.

    And isn’t their gathering meant to prove that minus White heterosexual ethnically Christian separatists (males especially), that there’s nothing but peace and harmony left?
    Their conference almost proves the separatist point better than the Amren conference can, proof is in the pudding style.

    I wonder what the strategy will be to make their next conference more successful?
    I’m guessing lots of security, forced censorship, actively keeping some groups separate, more hierarchical markings of attendees in accordance to the progressive stack system and generally more over bearing control.
    With the perfect future attendee being a submissive, blind, deaf, mute.

    Again though the only way these progressives can come out as ‘superior to the supremacists’ (as a defense these guys are setting the bar pretty low though) to the Amren conference/agenda is to misconstrue, exaggerate, slur, mislabel or in other words just out right lie.

    I honestly wish that these people could have the macro cosmic version of the world that their conference showed is possible, and to just let us non believers choose to follow our own destiny far away from their crazy utopia, with maybe some sort of tall wall in between us all, you know to keep us non believers from ruining their version of heaven on earth.

    • BonV.Vant

      When keeping it real diverse goes really wrong!

    • sbuffalonative

      And isn’t their gathering meant to prove that minus White heterosexual
      ethnically Christian separatists (males especially), that there’s
      nothing but peace and harmony left?

      Well, that’s the theory.

  • Luca

    I laughed so loud that I think startled the neighbors.

    The funniest part of the article is how feasible it seems.

  • Lt. Greyman, NVA

    “A new and creative workshop offered free “privileged white” tattoos,
    done on the foreheads of privileged whites who have taken their first
    steps into a larger world by recognizing and condemning their own white
    privilege in a public and permanent way.”

    I got this far before my vomit reflex gave be me a DefCon 2 warning. Rational argument will never sway these people. The are insane.

    • BonV.Vant

      the first sentence was as far as I needed to go.

      • AndrewInterrupted

        It is believed to be satirical.

        • FlaVet

          As satirical as the pond scuzz in the OWS were. perhaps?

          • AndrewInterrupted

            bigone4u has the poop at the top of the blog.

        • BonV.Vant

          Yes, a day early,. Still, I can’t even take satire on this subject anymore.

    • FlaVet

      “keynote speaker Adriana Loeb-Horowitz…”

      That’s all I needed to read…an extreme misanthrope that the Imams would love to bag.

    • Who Me?

      I got to the beginning of the third paragraph, when the lesbians started fighting with the Muslims, and said, “Imagine that!” then I realized it is satire, and good satire at that. I thoroughly enjoyed this.

  • BonV.Vant

    “No one could have possibly predicted that an event organized with the noble intention of trying to bring people of all races, genders, sexual orientations and religions together could tragically explode in violent infighting”……. BWA HA HA HA HA . Well, here’s a news flash for the libs, we here at amen have, for years, been saying that diversity leads to conflict- ALWAYS!!!! Libs act like this was unpredictable? They are too brain dead for words.

  • As long as you have extreamest on both sides there will be fighting. if everyone was more moterate perhaps things could work, but in this world there are just too many extream people pushing there ideas hell or high water.

  • Romulus

    THIS IS WITHOUT QUESTION THE ABSOLUTE BEST PROOF POSITIVE OF THE FAILURE OF MULTI-CULTURAL SOCIETIES AND THEIR INNATE HYPOCRISY.

    I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD!! These people are without question INSANE!!

    I’m asking for your forgiveness with this next statement……., Although we whites do not need them period, I never thought I would live to see the day that I would cheer for the uber conservatives with regard to this venue.
    Ok ladies and gents, fire away.

    • Zaporizhian Sich

      You know mad and insane people commit acts of evil without a reason or purpose, but they often have a goal. All the whites here agree what the goal is on the part of the hostile aliens in control of every white nation behind the scenes.

      • Romulus

        Very true!. Let me just reiterate. The west does NOT need the islamists to correct the hellhole that our nations have become. What struck me in this parody was that,the only ones with B*lls are the crazy sandpeople. If you’ve read my comment history, then it should be obvious what I found the MOST FUNNY. 😉

  • WmarkW

    >No one could have possibly predicted that an event organized with the
    noble intention of trying to bring people of all races, genders, sexual
    orientations and religions together could tragically explode in violent
    infighting.

    Change that to “any one.”

  • 36 comments here, and only one on the original website. Folks, please post some comments on diversitychronicle (not just on this article, but on any others that you enjoy) to show your support. Your comments won’t appear immediately, since they’re moderated. But good authors like to have encouragement, and receiving comments is a good way to do that. “Liking” a post is another. Neither costs money and both are easy to do.

    • AndrewInterrupted

      I will try to. Thanks Reuben.
      I’m trying to get folks over to Raw Story to up-thumb Laura’s efforts.

  • John Smith

    What would the Frankfurt subversives think if they were still alive today to see decades of termite like subversion really starting to show results.

    And the “useful idiot” whites are too dimwitted to realize that they will not be spared a horrible fate just because they are “anti-racist”

    • David Ashton

      In the mid-1970s I attended (as an undeclared opponent) early planning meetings for multicultural/anti-racist “education”. One of our lecturers was almost a Loeb-Horowitz type. She said that to destroy English “racism” (= national identity) the maximum immigration should be combined with the maximum suppression of opposition to it. Asked by a teacher how the egalitarian revolution could be advanced by millions of Muslim immigrants opposed to atheistic communism and supportive of petty bourgeois family life and trade, she replied that the overwhelming priority was to destroy western “racism” and that Asian “sexism” could be destroyed later on.

  • Fighting_Northern_Spirit

    Tom Lehrer said that satire was dead when Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, and we read daily outrages that are only slightly less extreme than the satires. Over at CCC there is an article Mexican diplomat see Crimea as a model for breaking up the United States that links to a Daily Caller story whose first word is “Satire”, and many of us still missed it.

    • Martel

      Gotta be careful with satire pieces, it might end up on someones blog or even in a debate discrediting him.

  • Katherine McChesney

    “. In his talk the brave professor excoriated the hypocrisy of many
    privileged white liberals, who profess to love African Americans and
    diversity yet who choose to live in largely segregated white
    communities.”

    Calling Tim Wise.

  • FlaVet

    Hmmmmmm….I think for the first time…I’ll go with the Imams.

  • Bob

    Freaking hilarious.

  • WmarkW

    Anyone who stopped reading in the middle, should skip down to the last three hilarious paragraphs.

  • IstvanIN

    I was totally fooled, I mean diversitards are like this. Plus I have heard all these arguments for real.

  • TL2014

    Effin brilliant! Thanks for the laugh!

  • Einsatzgrenadier

    Diversity is chaos.

    • Jesse James

      Until we just can’t take it anymore, then “One of these days, POW right in the kisser”. May we all live to make these days more interesting, diversity also comes in white and they won’t like us so much when we get really mad.

  • tickyul

    UMMM, this IS a spoof story……yes? Yeah I know….but give it time.

  • MBlanc46

    I was already several paragraphs in before I realized that it was satire.

  • RyanP

    I did not realize this was a joke until I got to the part about “white privilege” tattoos. omg, I laughed my head off. I thought I was reading something from the Onion.

  • Guest

    I have the biggest, goofiest smile on my face right now, and it just won’t go away. Ha haaaaaaa!

    “No one could have possibly predicted that an event organized with the noble intention of trying to bring people of all races, genders, sexual orientations and religions together could tragically explode in violent infighting.”

    Wow, that’s got to rank pretty high on the Stupid List. Who woulda ever guessed that having tons of people with absolutely nothing in common wouldn’t result in perfect harmony???

  • LHathaway

    This article is too funny. I’m going to have to read it again, this time more thoroughly.

  • I read this three times, just for giggles and grins and then saved it to a file. Jews and Muslims whacking it out with gays trying to stop them? Nobody could make this stuff up!

  • “It is difficult to pinpoint how the fighting started but it seems to have originated in an unanticipated conflict between lesbian feminists and male Muslim activists.”

    Gold. I hope the lesbos won.

  • WmarkW

    Happy April Fools Day.
    I admit, it got me because the description is similar enough to the Wisconsin White Privilidge Confererence.

    • Martel

      I usually skim articles first so I only found out in the comment section, i had three such encounters this april first, not too sharp ^^

  • ShermanTMcCoy

    This one’s a keeper!

  • texasoysterman

    This is from the Onion, right?

    Edit: Oh, I see. Satire. Duh.

  • scutum

    I suggest we arm everyone who attends the next diversity conference.

  • Parker Weatly

    Is this a real story? I can’t find it any where else on the web.

  • TFD123

    This is satire, right?

  • My plight, or at least one of them, is that I love satire and parody and yet almost all of it comes from the Left. So this was delightful, aimed at such a big fat deserving target. With all due respect, it was a little scary the number of people here who seemed to think it was serious. Even if all of this had actually happened and it was reported by a clueless multiculturalist, the language they would have used would not have been so blatantly self-satirical. On the other hand, the writing was controlled just enough. This is the type of satire I prefer. If what you are saying is over-the-top, saying it in a restrained straight-faced manner makes it all the funnier. Bravo!

  • Dale McNamee

    This reminds me of the ’60’s song “International Brotherhood Week” by Vaughn Meader… Haven’t heard it in almost 50 years…
    Then, there’s the “Happy,Happy,JoyJoy” song from Ren & Stimpy…Very appropriate !

  • Brandon

    This is satire right?

  • WR_the_realist

    I’m pretty sure this is satire. It’s certainly funny.

  • Paleo

    Oh my… and I thought the original bar scene in Star Wars was whacky. This takes the cake, but then again, I’m not at all surprised with the relentless indoctrination on television and government-approved schools. The term for it is quite simple to understand: cultural treason, which is force-fed by cultural anarchy first, followed by a steady dose of diversity/perversity that is sanctioned by governmental fiat.