Man Gets Jail Time for Ejaculating Into Co-Worker’s Water Bottle, Must Register As Sex Offender

Sam Allen, Los Angeles Times, April 22, 2011

Michael Kevin Lallana water bottle ejaculate sex offender

Michael Kevin Lallana

A Fullerton man was sentenced Friday to six months in jail and three years’ probation for twice depositing his semen into a co-worker’s water bottle, which she later drank from.

Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, also was ordered by the court to register as a sex offender, according to the Orange County District Attorney’s office.

He left semen-laced water bottles on his co-worker’s desk at Northwestern Mutual Finance Network in Newport Beach last year on two separate occasions, district attorney officials said in a statement.

Prosecutors said Lallana committed the crime for sexual gratification.

“He admitted that he was attracted to her, and that it was something about her lips having touched the water bottle that turned him on,” Deputy Dist. Atty. Brock Zimmon said.

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Lallana was arrested last July, and his DNA later was matched to the water bottle. He did not testify at his trial.

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Her attorney, Gloria Allred, said the most important aspect of the sentencing was that Lallana must register as a sex offender.

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  • Anonymous

    Let me guess. In the official sexual-offender registry, he is listed as white.

  • Anonymous

    NONwhites are about the worst, whether they be Asian, black, mexican, etc…I have seen and read too much over the years of their crimes, behaviors, etc. So many perverts and sickos in the world today.

  • Ben

    Wow.

    I have nothing to say.

    Whatever float ya boat I guess…

  • Smokedawg

    This is weird man, this Lallana.

    If no immigrants come, there is no semen in water bottles. This, I am sure of.

  • NAVY

    Southeast Asians and micronesian-polynesians are notorious perverts.

    Back in the 1990’s, ejaculating inside a cup to watch a woman (read white woman) drink it was considered by them to be a sick fantasy reward for spreading their Socialist creed on the streets.

    Southeast asians view alot of pornography and view white women as sex objects.

    They will hire white teen prostitutes to perform sex acts at house parties and dawn ski masks to expose themselves in the dorm rooms of college campuses.

  • Anonymous

    But why is this story even on here? Looks like a white guy to me and he deserves to be a sex offender anyway.

  • Anonymous

    I’m certainly no supporter of mass immigration, but repellant as this is, I don’t think it’s a uniquely latino crime. Sadly it’s not as if we don’t have our own sexual deviants.

  • Concerned Citizen

    @ Anonymous at 2:01 AM

    He looks White to you?! Are you kidding me?! He is probably mixed race and an immigrant to boot, but he sure ain’t White. Although, as someone commented above, he will probably be recorded on crime databases as White.

    Oh, how can you not love the the antics of our greatest strength, DIVERSITY?!

  • Anonymous

    6 — Anonymous wrote at 2:01 AM on April 26:

    But why is this story even on here? Looks like a white guy to me and he deserves to be a sex offender anyway.

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    Looks like a WHITE guy??? I have NEVER seen a White guy that looks like that! He is Asian through and through! Look at his eyes and all facial features and his SKIN color just as one example. Any clue yet?

  • Gloria Allred

    Ewwwwww

    Here is a photo of the victim, identified only as “Jane Doe.”

    http://tinyurl.com/3w754e9

  • Anonymous

    NAVY wrote “Southeast Asians and micronesian-polynesians are notorious perverts.”

    It makes me wonder if I should stop drinking that FIJI -brand bottled water?

  • Michael C. Scott

    Lots of luck getting a decent job anytime soon, Lallana! Any sort of sexual harrassment at work is a major hot-button for employers, because usually when it happens, it is the business that gets stuck with the lawsuit, and not the individual harrasser.

    I was disappointed to read no mention of the actual charge on which the creep was convicted. It may well have simply been something like a “food adulteration” charge with some sort of enhancement for the sexual aspect. It also doesn’t say how much time off he can get off for trustee work and good behavior. Using Colorado’s rules, on six months, he could get 12 off as good time. For trustee work, and additional third of whatever’s left comes off. That would leave 114 days, or just under four months. I don’t think there’s any way a four-month sentence is going to change this pervert’s mind – but – the three years on paper will leave plenty of time for Lallana to get caught reoffending.

    The lawyer was right; the sex-offender registry is the real dinner-winner, because even if this conviction was a misdemeanor, any failure by Lallana to later register is a felony, and off he’d go to a fun place like Solidad or San Quinten for a few years.

  • William

    Guess that this is another of those jobs an American won’t do.

  • Anonymous

    Reply to anon at #6:

    “Looks like a white guy to me..”

    You really need to go and buy a good pair of glasses.

  • Anonymous

    Imagine how you would feel if you were that woman? Or her brother? Parents? Husband/boyfriend?

    Who knows? He may have done stuff like this many times before and this was just the one time he got caught. I find it very unlikely a guy is 32 years old and just suddenly becomes a sexual pervert.

  • Anonymous

    6-He doesn’t look like any white guys I know!

  • Anonymous

    7 — Anonymous wrote at 6:50 AM on April 26:

    I’m certainly no supporter of mass immigration, but repellant as this is, I don’t think it’s a uniquely latino crime. Sadly it’s not as if we don’t have our own sexual deviants.

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    So, having “our own sexual deviants” is some kind of excuse for importing MORE of them from some third-world hellhole?

  • Dutchman

    He’s not white. Llanna is a Filipino for sure. Likely a ‘mestizo’ version with some Spanish somewhere

  • Anonymous

    6 — Anonymous wrote at 2:01 AM on April 26:

    But why is this story even on here? Looks like a white guy to me and he deserves to be a sex offender anyway

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    For petes sake! Look at him! He looks more Asian or a mexican.

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    7 — Anonymous wrote at 6:50 AM on April 26:

    I’m certainly no supporter of mass immigration, but repellant as this is, I don’t think it’s a uniquely latino crime. Sadly it’s not as if we don’t have our own sexual deviants.

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    There are so many “latino” crimes in this country and YES, they are deviant and perverted crimes! EVERYDAY where I live, it is mexican crime after mexican crime.

    Also would you believe there were alot of black SERIAL killers? Probably not, because the media never reports it. Maybe you can google it.

    They only report “white” crimes when in fact, many of these perps are NOT of the White race, even though they may “look” White.

  • sbuffalonative

    This seems to be an hispanic thing:

    http://tinyurl.com/42dcpuk

  • ghw

    Dutchman wrote:

    “He’s not white. Llanna is a Filipino for sure. Likely a ‘mestizo’ version with some Spanish somewhere.”

    ……………………………..

    Yeah, he’s a hard one to pin down. At first, I had guessed Mexican, maybe. But further photos show as more Asian.

    Philipino perhaps, but I’m guessing somewhere in the South Pacific — maybe Tonga, Samoa, somewhere around there. Just an educated guess.

    And the name doesn’t seem quite Spanish, but that’s hard to pin too.

    But DEFINITELY not white!

  • Anonymous

    How was this sick act discoverd?

    I bet she took a drink from the bottle, and said, “Hey-this water tastes like semen!”

  • Anonymous

    20 — sbuffalonative wrote at 10:26 PM on April 26:

    This seems to be an hispanic thing:

    http://tinyurl.com/42dcpuk

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    GROSS! And some people still think “hispanics” are better than blacks…If Whites don’t live around a lot of “hispanics” then they haven’t a clue about how they really are. Problem is, where I live there are lots of hispanics AND blacks. A no win situation.

    This city has changed drastically from 40 years ago, like most American cities have done. ALL of the smaller towns surrounding us are now 90% hispanic. They used to be 95% WHITE 30 years ago.

  • Bon, From the Land of Babble

    22 — Anonymous wrote at 9:50 AM on April 27:

    How was this sick act discoverd?

    I bet she took a drink from the bottle, and said, ‘Hey-this water tastes like semen!’

    Uh, not exactly.

    This story got a lot of local play in the media in S. Cal, mostly for the laugh and “yuk” factor –and that the victim is a nice looking blonde female, the racial angle I believe.

    Here are the salient details about which you inquired (hope you haven’t eaten yet, I almost barfed in my car when I heard the details over the radio!).

    The victim, who was unaware of the bottle’s contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say.

    Three months later, the victim and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company’s Orange branch. That’s where a second incident occurred, according to officials.

    On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, then felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested.

    The lab contacted her and told her the water bottle contained semen, police said.

    The victim then notified the Orange Police Department .

    DNA tests confirmed the semen belonged to Lallana.

    Hope that clears everything up, and as noted above: EWWWWWW

    Bon

  • Up to my neck in CA.

    Surprise Surprise, the victim is white!!

    http://goo.gl/R5SH

  • Up to my neck in CA.

    There are some sick people out there!

    His grin of satisfaction says it all.

    http://goo.gl/jL1V7

  • Bon, From the Land of Babble

    Up to my neck in CA. writes

    There are some sick people out there!

    I read the article you posted, the one sbuffalo submitted as well.

    Horrible! And Sick.

    A colleague once told me about a kid urinating in the back of her classroom because she refused to let him use the restroom (this is a tough one for teachers, I admit).

    Student was immediately suspended with a possible transfer to a school for emotionally disturbed students, the school psychologist called in for a full evaluation, the health department notified and a report filed and child social services alerted to evaluate the kid’s home life and to find the “root” cause of what made this “poor child” commit such an act.

    Didn’t find out the results, but it wouldn’t surprise me if the teacher were suspended without pay and transferred and the child given a medal for bringing “teacher abuse” to light.

    Bon