Posted on April 25, 2011

Man Gets Jail Time for Ejaculating Into Co-Worker’s Water Bottle, Must Register As Sex Offender

Sam Allen, Los Angeles Times, April 22, 2011

Michael Kevin Lallana water bottle ejaculate sex offender

Michael Kevin Lallana

A Fullerton man was sentenced Friday to six months in jail and three years’ probation for twice depositing his semen into a co-worker’s water bottle, which she later drank from.

Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, also was ordered by the court to register as a sex offender, according to the Orange County District Attorney’s office.

He left semen-laced water bottles on his co-worker’s desk at Northwestern Mutual Finance Network in Newport Beach last year on two separate occasions, district attorney officials said in a statement.

Prosecutors said Lallana committed the crime for sexual gratification.

“He admitted that he was attracted to her, and that it was something about her lips having touched the water bottle that turned him on,” Deputy Dist. Atty. Brock Zimmon said.


Lallana was arrested last July, and his DNA later was matched to the water bottle. He did not testify at his trial.


Her attorney, Gloria Allred, said the most important aspect of the sentencing was that Lallana must register as a sex offender.