Solving the Police Problem

Fred Reed, Fred on Everything, December 31, 2014

It is obvious, is it not, that all of the recent problems with the police have occurred because cops keep meddling with people. If the fuzz had left Rodney King alone, Los Angeles would not have burned. If the cop in Ferguson had not stopped Michael Brown after he robbed the store, the town would not have burned. If a New York cop had not tried to keep from selling illegal cigarettes, there would be no protests. If OJ Simpson had not been prosecuted for murdering his wife, racial tension would have been less. On and on.

It is blindingly clear that nothing but trouble results when cops interact with criminals in places of high diversity. It makes no sense to meddle. It is racism. It is irresponsible. It leads to arson. It needs to stop.

And it can.

If you were a young white cop just out of the academy, and asked my advice, I would say, “When on the street, mind your own business.” For example, if you see a drug dealer on the corner peddling rock, what should you do? Nothing. Doing nothing protects you, protects the dealer, and keeps the locals from burning the neighborhood. As a police officer, it is your duty to protect.

Do nothing. Here’s why: Let us suppose that the dealer is young, weighs 290 and, when you try to arrest him, says, “Fuck off, whitey.” You are 35, 180, and haven’t been to the gym for a while. What can you do?

You could call for backup and five of you could swarm the guy, but that looks bad to the population. (“Dem white muhfuhs be gangin’ up on a brotha.”) Your other choices are try to wrestle him down, pepper-spray him, Tase him, club him, or shoot him. All of these are ugly to watch and upset the locals.

All have a chance of ending unhappily. The perp has asthma and the pepper spray does him in, or has a weak heart and the Taser croaks him.

Then here come Jesse and Al, Barack and Eric, the Four Horsemen of the Acopalypse. You will be raped in the media, lose your job and your mortgage, goodbye retirement, and face six months of media circus, death threats against your family, civil suits by the family and civil-rights charges by the feds.

Don’t risk it. You have nothing to gain and everything to lose. Leave drug peddlers alone. Don’t get involved.

Nonintervention, note, will please everybody. If your department really is brutal, as all are said to be, you can’t be brutal if you leave people alone. Complaints about misbehavior will diminish, pleasing blacks and liberals, and this will make your chief happy.

When you go on the street as a rookie, you will find that police incidents fall into three categories.

First, things that you encounter by chance: crack whores, bar fights, drug dealers, muggings, burglaries, the fifteen-year-old runaway being worked by her pimp, the guy breaking car windows to steal the GPS. These are the small change of police life. Ignore them. You can later say that you didn’t see anything. It is much harder for the feds to come after you for something you didn’t do than for something you did. Again, you have nothing to gain by interfering with local enterprise.

Second, hot calls: rape in progress, armed robbery in progress. You have to answer these because dispatchers record their radio traffic. They are, however, calls dangerous to you. For example, rapists often have violent tendencies. They usually do not want to go to jail. A rapist may attack you with a length of rebar, in which case your choices are to shoot him or have your skull crushed. How do you profit from either of these outcomes?

The armed robbery offers equal hazards with no rewards. Armed robbers typically are armed. In a shootout you very possibly get killed, which is not to your advantage, or the perp does. It then turns out that he was sixteen, wanted to go to divinity school, the gun was plastic or a cell phone. Brutality, extremism, overreaction, profiling, black lives matter, and here come the Four Horsemen.

But a wise cop can easily avoid these perils. Rapes don’t last long, nor do armed robberies. When you respond to the call, drive at the speed limit, stop for traffic lights, and hit the siren and bar lights well before you arrive at the scene. When you get there, the rapist will be long gone.

This is a happy ending for everyone. You are happy because you will not be charged with racially motivated murder. The rapist is happy because he will not go to jail. Businesses are happy because they won’t be looted, the locals because a brothah was not mistreated.

Be very careful of profiling beefs. Since this sin is not defined, you can never tell when you have committed it. Suppose you encounter a 2015 Beamer with the passenger-side window broken out, plates with rust stains around the bolt holes, and a nineteen-year-old driver in ghetto-bag attire who refuses to make eye contact. What do you do?

Nothing. It would be profiling. (If you saw him run out of a bank with a gun in one hand and a bag of money it the, and arrested him, it would be profiling.) Don’t risk it. The locals will appreciate your sensitivity.

Technical tip: Don’t run the tags out of curiosity. They will come back to a 2006 Camry, and you will be on electronic record as knowing the car was stolen and not doing anything about it. It isn’t your problem. The insurance company can handle it.

If you are of liberal leanings, you can think in terms of cost and benefit. Is an $80 GPS worth a man’s life? Should a rapist die because of ten minutes of bad sex? Ferguson burn over a handful of stolen cigars?

In black neighborhoods, you should do nothing at all in response to anything. This just shows a decent respect for the desires of the population, who do not like white cops, or any cops. (Chanting “What do we want? Dead cops”, would seem indicative.) Find a good bar or doughnut shop. Stay in it.

In mixed regions, arrest only middle-class whites over forty-five to avoid profiling. As for the neighborhoods of rich white liberals, they do not need police because they live in gated communities, so you probably will never be assigned there.

It is simple democracy. In regions that are almost entirely diverse, people do not want to be policed. It is unmistakable. Why force outside cops on them? It leads to chaos, arson, and armored shoe-stores. Should they not be allowed to police themselves as they choose, to the extent they choose, as towns once did? Live and let live. It is the American way.

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  • John R

    Obviously the article is written tongue in cheek. But the real problem is our current president and attorney general with the help of the news media, are aiding the criminal element. Just stating the obvious.

    • Sick of it

      I wouldn’t mind if police departments were shut down and we could police ourselves again. The problem would end. Of course, that sort of thing would scare the living hell out of those in power.

      • Speedy Steve

        Harry Reid smashed in his own face exercising at home. Hope springs eternal!

        • Sick of it

          That or his dominatrix got too rough with him.

          • Reynardine

            Dominatrix implies he’s into girls. He was getting too rough with a boy toy.

        • Nancy

          That’s too bad. I’d have been willing to do it for him.

        • Tarczan

          Broken exercise equipment sounds phony to me.

          • ElComadreja

            It set my BS detector off too.

          • DiversityIsDeath

            Being a left-winger, of course he shirks personal responsibility and seeks to blame someone/something else, but Harry Reid is just a clumsy oaf who fell on his face.

      • Yves Vannes

        A couple of years ago Columbia students started patrolling their own campus. The University commissars freaked out and immediately got the city to provide more police patrols on campus. Don`t know what became of that since. Might have the school wrong but is was one of the ghetto neighborhood schools: Columbia, Tulane, USC、etc.

        • Sick of it

          I can’t find anything on it, but that’s not a surprise. Students patrolling their own university? Yeah, that goes against the plan.

          • Yves Vannes

            Found it. I should have known: Towson University. I don`t want to give you the link because this won`t get posted for a few day. Look up Towson U student patrol accused of racism. The SFPC got involved, etc.

    • See The Future

      It is good to state the obvious!

      The problem is unresolvable by any civilized approach.

      The problem can only be solved by blunt force.

      If there is to be success it will start with purging of the political elite and the media.

    • OHDeutschePolkaConfederate

      I agree that the article is tongue and cheek. Fred Reed is describing the mentality of the Black community to a tee. Whites down in Dixie, before integration, did not worry about Black dysfunction as long as it stayed within the Black communities. Black communities were also entirely Black, and White police had zero tolerance for Black crime committed outside of Black communities. Back in the eighties, I spent quite a bit of time in a small town in rural Tidewater VA. The aforesaid was how things worked, and it worked well. Black settlements were all Black, and were no-go zones for Whites. They were completely Africa in our midst. Cars overturned in yards and junk laying everywhere. Fat, lazy Negresses walking to the corner store in a bathrobe and bedroom slippers mid afternoon, and group of young men aimlessly loitering in the middle on the side streets. Whites drove by quickly on the main road, and steered clear of these Little Africas. Whites living a few miles away, though, had little to worry about, as police had zero tolerance for them robbing, raping, or killing outside of their Little Africas. Bigger towns had a Black section of town, usually, that was also entirely Black, and was also a no-go zone for Whites. Blacks knew to respect Whites and behave decently when shopping at the local plaza or downtown in the county seat town. They stayed out of rural White settlements entirely. To reinforce zero tolerance for Black bullying of Whites, there was a local chapter of the Klan.

      • John R

        Exactly. The good ‘ol days.

  • AmericanCitizen

    Benign neglect. That is what Fred is advocating, and it makes sense. If our culturally diverse inner city residents do not want to conform to important aspects of modern society, instead of forcing them to do so just let them be. Let their neighborhoods deteriorate further (if possible). It’ll be a rerun of the 1970’s where cops only respond to serious crimes and take all day to handle the situation. The murder rate will skyrocket in the cities, but at least it won’t be white policemen pulling the triggers so there won’t be any media outcry. Black on black crime and murder seems perfectly acceptable to our Liberal Media, so why not indulge them in this and allow our inner city blacks to kill each other. It seems like violence is part of the thug lifestyle, so who are we to expect public safety to be a priority in these areas?

    • WhiteVeinKratom

      Very well spoken, Citizen. I agree.

    • propagandaoftruth

      Black on black crime and murder would not bother me at all as long as it didn’t result in us paying for it.

      On the other hand no such thing as sumpin fo nuffins (for a White man that is…)

    • IBWHITE

      Ignoring black on black crime – now that is truly honoring diversity.

  • Along these lines, I saw this article in Strolling Bone magazine today:

    http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/policing-is-a-dirty-job-but-nobodys-gotta-do-it-6-ideas-for-a-cop-free-world-20141216#ixzz3NbNe9UXm

    I don’t really take this screed in Strolling Bone at face value. I have found that the main motivation that white leftists and anarchists have for despising cops is that they don’t law enforcement to interfere with their dope habit and dope supply. Alluding to Jared Taylor’s new video, posted today, the reason the blacks are out there protesting is because they want to be totally exempt from “white” criminal law, and the reason white leftists are out there is because they want to be able to get and do drugs with impunity.

    • Oil Can Harry

      So Rolling Stone runs a piece calling for a “Cop-Free World” one month after slamming the University of Virginia for not calling the police to arrest “blonde, toned” frat boys who engage in imaginary gang rapes?

      • TruthBeTold

        I know.

        No one will be prosecuted for unsubstantiated claims of rape?

        The feminists won’t like that.

        • Better yet, who’s going to enforce all the gun control that Strolling Bone wants?

    • TruthBeTold

      The premise is beyond absurd: ‘The reason we have crime is because we have police enforcing laws. Do away with the police and everyone will respect each other and there will be no need for laws or police to enforce them’.

      Total libertarian liberal Utopian foolishness to the nth degree.

      Put into practice, in six months or less the people in the communities would be demand police with a vengeance.

      • Oil Can Harry

        When libertarian anarchists envision a stateless society they imagine a community of white hipster entrepreneurs buying, selling and trading with each other.

        Even so, that society would have at least some murder, rape and theft.

        Now throw blacks, Hispanics and Muslims into the mix and your anarchist utopia becomes Dawn Of The Dead.

        • Screamin_Ruffed_Grouse

          This does seem to be the big problem with White hipster libertarian types: they can’t seem to fathom that everyone is not like them.

          • Sick of it

            They are currently screaming for people to murder the police, courtesy of Alex Jones. As always, I ask – What about the guy above the police? The people who cause all of our problems.

      • connorhus

        Oh I don’t know I could make good use of a LEO free world where we Whites got to enforce our own laws. Think about it no one coming to arrest us for racism after we defend ourselves.

      • Tarczan

        You see that on the local news after another darkie wipes out a few of his brethren. A crowd gathers to build the teddy bear memorial and people say “they don’t do nuthin’ “.

    • joanofamerica

      nope, some whites are just stupid.

    • MannyR

      You have absolutely no idea how unbelievably correct you are. I posted on this website about a week ago the same exact thought. I stated that one of the main reasons that liberals stand along side Blacks is due to so many of them being dependent on the illegal narcotics young blacks provide.

    • B Baker

      You can do drugs with impunity, if you are smart, compartmentalize it and be responsible about it.

      Liberals are too stupid to do anything responsibly.

      • Black excusemongers and their white shills often spout the statistic that “whites do drugs as much as blacks do.” The reason they can say that is that one survey showed that the rate of illicit drug usage for blacks and whites is about equal if the question is: Have you used dope at any time within the last year? If you narrow the time frame to one week, blacks are way more likely than whites to have used.

        But even if blacks and whites used at equal rates no matter how you controlled the time frame, there’s still another crucial difference: White users tend to be able to be inconspicuous and not draw attention to themselves. Especially since they know they’re using; don’t attract and don’t want to attract the attention of cops. Bellcurvius, OTOH, can’t help but do the “looksatme.” Making himself an obvious target for cops.

        • ElComadreja

          Another example of blacks not understanding percentages.

  • R L Buds

    Before MLKs sily dream speech they were judged by their character and not by their skin color.
    That has changed in the last 50 years, except for the fact that LEOs sometimes don’t feel like dying at their hands so they are forced to judge them by their character and the black community hates that. They want to be judged by their skin color and never be held accountable (similar to AA, where just showing up gets them paid) for what they do, because the fact is they have no control over their actions and everyone knows it. That’s why they get reduced sentences for their acts; i don’t believe that a ablack man has ever been convicted of first degree murder, because they can’t plan that far ahead, they just kill “in the moment” therefore they are never held to the same standard as YT.

    • Nancy

      It’s also why I can’t stomach the show “The First 48”: the fact that, after rooting for the cops for the better part of an hour, the Negro criminal gets his charges reduced or dropped completely.

      The producers started flashing a warning intermittently throughout the show, warning the viewer that “suspects often get their charges reduced or dropped” before reminding us that they’re “innocent until proven guilty”.

      • The main problem with “The First 48” is that once you’ve seen two episodes, you’ve seen ’em all. That’s how boring and brainless are most real world black crimes. The TV dramas that “rip stories from the headlines” have to fake up the story to white criminals in order to make the plot complicated enough to be interesting enough for the show to have ratings.

        • MannyR

          No s# it, my girlfriend turned it on last night and I told her it’s just depressing anymore and boring.

      • Tarczan

        I like that show when they have Cleveland on it. I’m familiar with most of the places shown. The crimes become boring though.

  • TruthBeTold

    If white people are so bad these people should be demanding their own communities and that we stay away.

    I know it’s almost pointless but we should offer them the opportunity to have their own communities. Offer them a town, city, or state and say, ‘Here, this is yours. Run it anyway you want’.

    Of course they won’t take the offer but we would force them to explain why they won’t accept an offer to be free of ‘racism’.

    • Fair Dinkum

      There is such a place. It’s called Detroit.

      • See The Future

        And hundreds of similar cities across the country. All failures. All bankrupt. All ghettos where real estate is worthless.

      • B Baker

        I live within 30 miles of Detroit and I am almost 40. The last time I crossed into the city limits was when I was 5 or 6 and went because my Dad had to deliver something downtown for work.

        The local news with the constant negro shootouts, the pathetic destruction of the city are all looked at by me as if it was on the other side of the world.

        BTW the border cities while not openly profiling sit at the border pulling over negros coming into the suburbs, and they thankfully have been doing it for decades. I hope it makes them a lot of cash.

      • TomIron361

        Our one and only Camden, N.J. deserves honorable mention.

    • connorhus

      I believe they tried that after the civil war and the multi-cultist still complain we are responsible for them.

  • Samuel_Morton

    It’s good to hear a voice who sees reality clearly during a time when it seems like the whole world is hallucinating.

    • Nancy

      “Woe to those who call good evil and evil good, who exchange light for darkness and darkness for light, who think sweet is bitter and bitter is sweet. Woe to those who think they’re so clever, who are quick to acquit the guilty but deny justice to the innocent. For they will not escape their time of Judgement” (Is. 5:20-21)

  • John Smith

    I would love to see even more black and brown police officers policing black and brown areas.

    Just watch as violent crime, police corruption and especially police brutality ALL INCREASE. There would be more violent crime against blacks and brown, with even more whining…and even more blaming of Whitey.

    What I would really like to see is the filthy creatures in the anti-white media cabal report on statistics that show how often black and brown police officers kill suspects of all races.

    Oh wait, they won’t do that…it would shut up the race hustlers.

    • adplatt126

      It will not shut up the race hustlers. They’re not interested in data or reality. Their worldview is driven entirely by ideology. No amount of reality, even if force-fed, could dispel the myths of Eric Holder or his ilk. They’ll always conjure up some explanation as to why whites are really responsible for their problems. Most people lack both rationality and honesty when dealing with themselves and their own.

      • Nancy

        HA! Adplatt, you beat me to it.

        Nothing will shut the race hustlers up. They suffer from the same self-delusion that governs the behavior of those with borderline personality disorder. Watching these people repeatedly ignore facts, forget past misbehavior, and re-write history to suit their own worldview is like a flashback of the first 35 years of my life dealing with a mentally ill mother.

        I could secretly record her latest histrionic meltdown and replay it back to her, forcing her to listen to herself, and she’d STILL deny she ever said/did any of that. (I know this for a fact, because I tried it.)Reminiscent of the “video tape was hacked” excuse for the strong-arm robbery, no?

        The Lord G-d Himself could drop down from heaven and present the facts to her, and she’d still deny wrongdoing, make excuses, then blame me.

        It’s psychological self-preservation: to accept even one iota of responsibility for their current situation would threaten to destroy their carefully constructed ideological house of cards, and the shifting sand upon which it was built. Best to separate from them and let them eat each other.

      • ElComadreja

        Zimmerman proved that if a white man isn’t available to blame they’ll just call you white and the media will play along.

  • Luca

    I have a simpler solution, just don’t enter diverse neighborhoods. Let them police themselves.

    • LHathaway

      While for now this results in ethnic cleaning it will be a solution for us in the end: A white state in the Pacific Northwest.

      • Speedy Steve

        I’m not so sure about that. A panel of liberal judges in Idaho just let a colored-black racist loose on the streets. As of yet I’ve not heard any reports of it swinging from a lamp post.

        • See The Future

          A liberal female judge of course. She needs her turn on the rape table to get a dose of reality.

        • LHathaway

          If you hadn’t noticed that whites avoid colored neighborhoods, already, and for the most part have already been cleansed from them, you’re missing a bit of the last 60 years or so of history. You’ve been watching to much CNBCN.

      • See The Future

        The Pacific Northwest already has a lot of problem blacks, etc.

        • Kenner

          They are a problem, but there’s not that many of them.

      • Nancy

        That’s what every white with common sense does in metro Atlanta. Most people I know keep moving from county to county, attempting to get away from them. The problem is that they keep following. We can avoid THEM for a while, but they won’t avoid US.

    • See The Future

      I do agree partially but in the end we lose another piece of real estate. Probably lost anyway but…………..look at the European cities that have the no go zones and sharia law. Police will not enter. They have conceded these areas. Maybe an apples and oranges comparison but……….you cannot let the savages take hold of any real estate. The military must be brought in and the area cleared of thugs. Kill every last one that is a problem. The only solution.

  • Screamin_Ruffed_Grouse

    I agree with the general principle Fred is advocating here, but of course it’s only half the battle: for this to work, we also must be freed from responsibility for their upkeep.

  • JackKrak

    Notice how no ever says that ghettos should have all-black police forces? I wonder why.

    • Nancy

      If you read any of Fred’s other cop commentaries recently, he makes it clear that Black cops are opposed to that solution.

      It reminds me of the hypocrisy of the black teachers I used to work with in the ghetto. They’re all “black pride, every child can learn” until a teaching position opens up in one of the “whiter” public schools in the city…then it’s “get outta my way, every man for himself, I got seniority”, yada yada. They practically fall over each other trying to be the first one to apply for the transfer.

      • cherrie greenbaum123

        Right. Like yelling fire in a crowded theatre, they can’t get out of there fast enough. When I was student teaching in a majority white school, my supervising/cooperating teacher said to me, “Look, I’ve done my time in the hood.”

    • Ludwig

      If the ghettos had all minority cops there would be no cases such as Ferguson for Sharpton and co. to cry racism. Sharpton is a millionaire with a television show on a nationally broadcasted network. He relies on the perception of injustice as it provides him income. The amazing thing to me is that the public doesn’t cry out that the Media and the Government has any association with this fool. Jared Taylor is labeled a White Supremacist who is to be avoided at all cost, while Al Sharpton has a TV show and meets with the President. If that isn’t an indicator of just how far from reality this Gov. and Media is, I don’t know what possibly could be.

      • There was a pretty long article in one of those by-the-beltway for-the-beltway about-the-beltway online publications about Comcast. Among its many revelations, we found out that the only reason Al Sharpton has an MSNBC show is that it was the way Comcast make the Congressional Black Caucus happy so they would shut up about Comcast buying NBC from GE. Sharpton is going to continue to have an MSNBC show as long as Comcast wants to maintain political steam, and there is talk about Comcast buying out Time Warner cable, both the provider service and the cable channels.

        • Ludwig

          Not a surprise. Worse yet, Comcast’s President and CEO Brian Roberts is one of Obama’s golfing buddies.

  • ps mike

    That is a totally idiotic article. All of those things happened because the white majority allows it. I am in the growing white minority and your article is not well taken by me. You are part of the reason the more vocal youth despise intellectuals. You will never be the one to offer protection for a Darren Wilson. You are pathetic and weak.

    • AmericanCitizen

      You are brainwashed and I feel sorry for you and hope you do not have children that depend on you for their future. Perhaps if you moved to Ferguson, or Detroit, or Camden, or many other fine examples of what blacks can accomplish when they are a local majority you might be able to see the world for what it is, and not what you wish it to be.

  • Truthseeker

    If they don’t appreciate the system of law and order that White people built, they can have their anarchy. They’ll blame all their new problems on us, of course, but who cares? Whenever someone complains about White people now, I just ignore it.

  • ricpic

    Ah yes, the locals. That’s the problem in a nutshell: the locals. The great unsayable in America is not that there are black thugs; the great unsayable is that the entire black population is debased, degraded, thuggish.

    • See The Future

      The black community belongs in Africa.

  • dd121

    That’s a brilliant solution as long as THEY don’t come over on OUR side of the tracks.

    • Extropico

      Correct. The advice contained in the article is myopic if they have free rein to come to our neighborhoods.

      • dd121

        I think it was a little tongue in cheek. If that actually happened, they’d eventually beg whites to return and restore order.

        • Extropico

          Yes, I could see he was having fun with the concept and much appreciated the brilliant “Four Horsemen of the Acopalypse.”

          In Newark, they have residents on camera begging for the National Guard to be brought in to protect them….

    • See The Future

      Whites will have to resort to discrete viligilante action to keep order.

      • Reynardine

        Discreet? If the police aren’t around, I’m not going to be “discreet” about it.

  • Jaggers

    If this is satire, it’s brilliant. If not, I’m still on board!

  • DD-762

    Pretty good advice for a rookie cop. However, what if said cop stumbles upon 5 blacks raping a white woman? What’s a rookie to do?

    (If any of you say “throw them a basketball”, Amren will block the comment). lol

    • Anyone try a football?

    • Sick of it

      He could always open up on them. Oh wait, that’s racist…unlike gang-raping white women.

    • Speedy Steve

      Thow them a baggotbawl.

    • See The Future

      Shoot the main banger first and see if the rest run.

    • LHathaway

      lol.

    • Reynardine

      Easy, throw them some KFC.

  • Bobbala

    Mr. Reed is forgetting something … Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.

  • Speedy Steve

    If only American police were as astute as Ukrainian cops:
    www washingtonpost com/posteverything/wp/2015/01/02/a-cop-in-ukraine-said-he-was-detaining-me-because-i-was-black-i-appreciated-it/

  • See The Future

    A must read item for any law enforcement officer that has to do his job where there are blacks, etc.

  • kikz2

    this made me cry.

  • Caucasoid88

    If you’re a cop, it’s racist to police communities of color because police are oppressive evil racist national socialist devil honkeys. So, ipso facto, don’t police these neighborhoods.

    Let ’em rot.

  • Paleoconn

    Reed might be sarcastic, but I think this is spot on. Except for the bit about arresting middle-class Whites in mixed neighborhoods, I think cops should follow this advice. Find a doughnut shop in the hood or near it. Get a comfortable seat. Mind your own business. If the shop gets robbed, be in the can or sleeping in a booth.

  • joanofamerica

    loved it, I heard (don’t know if its true, I came into the news on the way out the door and missed the commentary) tickets are down 94% in NY? Wonder what the mayor will think about that come budget time? way to go to the boys in blue.

  • cherrie greenbaum123

    Everyone should print this off and pass it along to the next cop you walk by, saying something like, “Fred Reed was a reporter who hung out with cops. This is what he thinks of your situation.”

  • Rhialto

    Very good! Solving the Police Problem is satire in the same class as Swift’s Modest Proposal.

  • Dan O’Connor

    Damn right . The cops should fight ” Dindu Nuffins ” with ” Didn’t See Nuffins “

    • Reynardine

      The three little wise monkeys of do-no-harm to the black community:

      “Diddn’t see nuffins”
      “Diddn’t hear nuffins”
      “Snitches get stitches.”

    • 1G25

      A short trip, indeed.

  • More than eight years ago, I wrote these words.

    ***

    Consider these four facts about modern-day anarchists:

    (1) They may have a lot of ideas about many political issues, but there’s one issue that gets them out on the streets with their street theater and (in some cases) violence: Immigration. To say that anarchists are for open borders is about on par with saying that the Pope is some sort of Catholic priest.

    (2) In the foreign arena, their big issue is supporting the “rebels” in the Oaxaca region of southern Mexico. Anybody who knows the situation there knows that the “rebels” aren’t some sort of Jeffersonian freedom fighters. Yes, they want “freedom,” but for a very pernicious reason. If you already know the reason, then that’s a giveaway of my final answer.

    (3) Most anarchists, or at least the ones that would pound the pavement, are college-age individuals.

    (4) Anarchists are fanatically scared of cops, especially local cops with primary patrolling and enforcement responsibility.

    Okay, put “Mexican gangs,” “Open Borders,” “Hate local cops,” and “College-Aged” together. If you can solve the equation, then you will have arrived at what I think is the really simple answer that explains the motivation for anarchist “ideology.”

    Give up?

    Here’s the answer:

    D-O-P-E.

    While there are genuinely intellectual anarchists, I think that most anarchists do what they do because they want to secure their plentiful supply of illicit drugs with a minimum of domestic legal scrutiny. I think that most anarchists are simply drug addicts who subconsciously use portions of the ideology of anarchy as a pseudo-political front for their real desire, the requisition of illegal drugs.

    This does not answer some of our other fundamental questions about anarchists. However, I have come to understand about history that most movements or phenomenon can be explained using very simple concepts, in spite of the volumes of intellectual prose that arise from such a movement or phenomenon. This isn’t just true of anarchists, it’s true for just about everything.

    ***

  • MannyR

    About two years ago I moved in with a friend of mine in order to save money on rent and be closer to work. The day I moved in my friend introduced me to our other roommate Johnathan. He had recently been kicked from the military and was in court ordered substance abuse consueling for assault earlier in the year. He was a diehard liberal, Obama loving, anti gun, pro immigration pot smoking loser. He was fired from 3 jobs while living with us and lived off food stamps and his fathers naive kindness. He would constantly troll me concerning gun rights and how stupid racist people were. He did nothing but listen to rap music smoke weed and watch tv. The last straw that forced me to move out was when after being arrested for grabbing a women’s chest drunk in Albertsons he came home high on pot and started a fight with me that led to the cops showing up. Typically black loving leftist. They’re all the same.

    • OHDeutschePolkaConfederate

      I have been noticing this for years. White Leftists are usually drug users. Of course they have no problem with Black sociopathy. They do not want the cops arresting their dealer, who is usually Black. They object to Whites who are pro law and order because we are raining on their parade.

      • MannyR

        Yep
        It’s also the same reason both male and female liberals are so insanely pro abortion.

  • B Baker

    If negros commit crimes against one another I don’t care. I don’t lose sleep when they kill each other, many times it is funny. I live outside of detroit and a couple years ago 2 negro cousins shot each other over who made better kool aid! IMO it was the funniest news story of the year!

    The only thing I care about is negros hurting Whites or Asians. I agree with Mr Reed on this. Most large cities are ghetto wastelands. Detroit has been a hellhole my entire 40 year life. I was there only a couple times in my life as a kid with my Dad when he was working dropping stuff off for the company he owned. Even though I am only like 20-30 miles away from detroit It could be Liberia for all I know. I do not go there, my Wife does not go there.

    I care about the ghetto negro moving to my suburb. When they do I will move.

    • Tarczan

      What was the recipe for the winning kool aid?

    • SentryattheGate

      Yes, but when black and Latino thugs shoot each other, the taxpayer pays for the expensive trauma care and disability payments, maybe for the rest of their lives. I remember when, several years ago, ER physicians (in LA?) went on strike, saying they were tired of patching up criminal thugs, only to see them go back to the same thuggery. I wish the doctors could at least sterilize them!

      • Travis Lee

        I’d contribute money, so that these thugs can train to shoot each other more accurately.

      • OHDeutschePolkaConfederate

        This is why White police officers did very little to enforce the law within Black communities down in good old Dixie years ago. Black communities were all Black, and Whites knew, from generations of exposure, what Blacks are like. Zero tolerance was afforded for Black sociopathy and sadism outside of the Black community, though, and this worked quite well.

    • Lkoehn

      When I was a kid in Pontiac, 1950’s, my friend Richard and I would catch a Greyhound bus that would take us to Detroit and drop us at the corner of Woodward and Michigan Ave. and we would walk through skid row to Briggs Stadium and watch the Tigers. We never had a problem coming or going. In 68-69 I was a mechanic for United at Detroit Metropolitan and would not have taken that walk with a gun. I moved south in 69 and seldom return even to visit a little family left there. Most of the family followed me down here.

      • OHDeutschePolkaConfederate

        Detroit is an entirely Black no-go zone now. Even Hamtramck, which was a Polish community and the last enclave of Whites/sanity, is no longer White. My wife and I drove through there 10 years ago to see what it was like. All Arab Islamists, with Arabic writing on storefronts and women eveywhere in Muslim head scarves. There was a lone Polish restaurant with an adjacenf Polish deli, but not a single White European person on the sidewalks. Nothing but Arabs and Negroes. We didn’t stop anywhere, got right back to the freeway.

        • Lkoehn

          It is all the benefits of black, DemoRATIC, progressive politics. Detroit, Chicago and the rest of the rust belt are all places not to raise a family.

      • SentryattheGate

        I understand that a lot of northern blacks are moving south again, especially to Atlanta, the new black mecca.

        • Lkoehn

          For sure the city of Atlanta is another chocolate paradise like New Orleans. Most areas around it, outside the perimeter hwy. I-285, are white but the city is black. The Atlanta Braves are moving to Cobb County because of it as it is not a safe place after dark.

    • OHDeutschePolkaConfederate

      That is exactly how I see things. Ohio and Michigan both have few Blacks in the rural areas and small towns. The Ohio city I live near is mostly Black, and has rampant crime in the Black sections. Typical Africa in our Midst. The rural area where I live has no Blacks. Most farms are Amish, so there is nothing here to attract Blacks. Many folks here have Confederate Flags displayed proudly in our yards, and when houses are sold, they are sold to relatives/ friends. A lot of folks here hunt as well. I have a neighbor that does target practice in his back yard this time of year. On a mild day, he can be heard practicing for his next deer hunt.

  • TomIron361

    Fred Reed is a former Marine as I am as well. In the Corps, we call BS regulations “Chicken Sh*t.” There are thousands of laws/ordinances on the books that should not be there and should never be enforced. But there are always people, whether they be in the Corps or on a police force who zero in on these laws and make people hate them and the law/ordinance and then of course defy it and whomsoever is enforcing such a silly law.
    _________________________________________________–
    My town council made such an ordinance last year regarding smoking in certain area out doors. I got up and spoke against it at the town meeting but they ignored me and voted it in anyway. sure enough, shortly afterward, there was an incident involving smokers and there were some arrests made. Of course, I wouldn’t let it go and at the next meeting the councilmen/women they had caused that by not listening to me. The thing is that many people are inexperienced and don’t understand the ramifications of what they do.

    • Steve_in_Vermont

      I’ve watched (and lived with) this problem for years. Pass a law, then send someone else out to enforce it. And many of these laws are what I would call “social engineering” in nature. Smoking in an example. They can’t persuade people to quit so they’ll make it illegal.
      “Loitering” laws are another example. Standing around for how long? Where? And when the beat cop ignores these “laws” the governing body leans on his Chief, who leans on his sergeant and forces him to do so.

      • SentryattheGate

        OR saggy pants laws! I hate seeing pants hanging under the buttocks, but I don’t want to saddle our police with enforcing laws against it; they have enough to do! If everyone said something to the punks, a public shaming, maybe there would be less of it?

        • Lkoehn

          Just let the cops shoot them from the squad car. Pants around the knees would mean it was a justifiable homicide no investigation required. Those pants would be up around the waist in no time. Stupid social engineering laws that are not enforced simply teaches people to disregard the law.

  • Jeff Traube

    Thus in the future we can see anonymous Militia sharpshooters doing whatever policing there is by shooting down black suspects from afar.

  • Higgs Boson

    Nothing says “I hate White America!” like voting Democrat.

  • cherrie greenbaum123

    Our biology is different. We might have all come from Africa, but those who left (whites) faced unrelenting danger and freezing cold weather. In this type of environment there is no choice but to plan and think really hard when ice will soon cover everything surrounding you, including the fruit from a low hanging mango tree. It’s the reason the white man was forced to invent tools and become an aggressive hunter. It’s also the reason why our noses are long and narrow – to keep out the freezing cold. The negro stayed behind, lazing about in the warm savannahs of Africa, spearing fish in a stream, digging holes to defecate in, and flinging poo at those who disagreed with him. Not all that much different from 2015 when you think about it.

    • Tarczan

      I’m not so sure they dug holes.

  • David Feeney

    I have enjoyed many of Fred’s articles over the years, but this one takes the cake.

    “It is much harder for the feds to come after you for something you didn’t do than for something you did.”

    One of the best lines ever. Thanks Fred.

    • Steve_in_Vermont

      It is also easier to prove you actually did something deliberately than to prove you deliberately didn’t do (or see) anything. Sgt. Schultz should be our hero. “I see nothing, nothing……I wasn’t even there”.

  • Steve_in_Vermont

    Since we never hear anything about black police officers shooting anyone, I suggest (as has been suggested before) that in primarily black communities they assign only black officers. It appears that no white officer is ever, under any circumstances, justified in shooting a black so this should go a long ways towards solving this problem.

    • IstvanIN

      A number of unarmed, White young men have been shot by black cops recently.

      • Steve_in_Vermont

        Am I being sarcastic or realistic when I say apparently no-one cares. No-one also seems to care about black on white crime in general. Welcome to America in the 21st Century, home of the (somewhat) free and politically correct.

    • paul marchand

      and let whites patrol white areas.
      and let blacks PAY for black patrolmen.
      while at it, let’s do the same with schools. THEY PAY for THEIRS.
      and for SCHOOLS…..they go to THEIR schools…….and PAY for the education.

  • Drifter745

    As a LEO, i can tell you this is already happening more than anyone knows. More and more officers are turning a blind eye to things because they know, support from their agency and local government officials is dependent upon the direction the social winds blow. Might be hard for some to accept but such is life. Take it from me, protect yourself and learn self preservation if you haven’t already. This country is moving toward lawlessness more and more everyday.

    • Born_In_The_Pineywoods

      As a former LEO, I gave up. It is in my nature to do a good job, and go fight crime. At this point, that is NOT wanted anywhere I know of. I am in private business now and making a lot more money than I was when I was on the street, because initiative is rewarded in my business. That beats being in IA all the time because some blue gummer had complained on me because they were mad that they got locked up or that they got their ass kicked for wanting to fight the police or something equally as stupid.

  • ElComadreja

    Liberal idiots are already saying that crime has gone down 94% in NYC since the cops stopped enforcing the laws. No, you idiots. ARRESTS have gone down because they’re not making them. NYC needs to go back to the days of “wilding” for a while and it’s well on it’s way.

  • Roninf9

    ‘In regions that are almost entirely diverse, people do not want to be policed. It is unmistakable’

    These people have a culture and value system so different from ours that they could be considered foreigners and the areas they control foreign territory – hostile foreign territory. Our police entering their areas are therefore rightly considered an occupying army that represent our culture. The natural engenders quite a bit of resentment on both sides and causes more problems than it solves. The solution to this is the same solution our forefathers had when dealing with hostile Amerindians. It wasn’t to waste time and money to try to impose their values and lifestyle on the savage tribes. They simply drove them into their own areas to live as they saw fit and made the cleared land safe for Western Civilization. Of course it was ‘racist’ but civilization requires ‘racism’.

  • refocus

    All laws regarding the possession, sale or use of narcotics should be abolished.
    The state governments should set up reservations where drug users can go and get unlimited amounts of anything they want. If they cannot afford to buy it out right then the government will supply it to them in any quantity 24/7.

    In my imagination the desert area of west Texas would be a good place to start. Concrete apartments could be built for much less than prisons. The drugs themselves are trivial in cost compared to the robberies and incarcerations. I suspect that entrepreneurs would set up head shops and everyone would be happy. Elton John could go there and perform. Jimmy Swaggart could go there and preach the gospel.

    Yes its true that some idiots would smoke crack until they die and others would want to get hooked on to a morphine drip. But so what? Give away the alcohol too. The bums could be swept up and transplanted out there making the cities clean. Rich people would probably donate money to help keep the place going. Sterilization could be a prerequisite to the free dope…

    No one anywhere really cares about the marginal and miscreant. So what if they overdose and die?

    The benefit to society is that the truly desperate dope fiend would have a safe place for his research far away from the normal boys and girls and would never again be forced to rob and steal in order to get a fix.

    As an aside, the non violent drug imbiber could also be safe to stimulate his body and mind without fear of losing life and limb, health and home.. Some people would be free to come and go, others would be there exiled.

    Think about it.

    • Ludwig

      I like the idea, however, instead of the southwest, lets try this experiment in Africa. Maybe if we create the idea scenario for the marginal @ miscreant in their original setting it will be incentive to migrate back to the homeland.

    • Roninf9

      This idea has merit. It would only work however if decent citizens can keep the dopers out of their areas with the force of law, i.e. segregation.

      Citizens and police used to have wide latitude to keep bums, dopers, and other miscreants off the streets under various vagrancy and obscenity laws. That is until the black robed Globo-Marxist tyrants of the Kangaroo Courts changed the law in the late 60’s.

    • IstvanIN

      I don’t know if it is such a good idea to make it easier for some people to destroy their lives. I would be afraid young people might be tempted to go for a cheap, easy high that they might otherwise not do.

  • It wouldn’t be so funny if it weren’t so dam true

  • 1Forced_Registration

    I played in a band with a couple Saint Louis City police. Let me tell you, they follow a lot of that advice already as far as what they do not see. Used to be in the north side that they didn’t stop for someone running out the back of a shop (well, pawn shop, not much else left there other than pawn shops and liquor stores) with a stolen TV on his shoulders unless he tripped, dropped it, and broke his leg.

    I once watched an entire semi trailer full of paper and tissue products disappear on Pleasant Street in the city. Sold door to door no less, with probably 3/4 of the neighborhood getting in on it. The police came and picked it up 5 days later. Surely some officer actually noticed the semi trailer that was hijacked before then? They did occasionally actually venture down that street.

    There was stuff they couldn’t ignore like dropping bodies, house fires, 911 health calls and the like (they send everyone now whether you want them there or not). Officer needs assistance — so you can get dragged into the problems of someone else, but you feel better knowing someone you work with has not been knifed to death (hopefully) or hit over the head with a brick for the 7th time.

    However, for the most part, they just gave up enforcement and left the drugs to the narcotics task force. They confined their activities to drunk drivers, and picking on the unfortunate homeless that crossed their path.

    St Louis County is a different matter. The jurisdictions there have largely turned their police force into revenue enhancement agents — which means they meddle in all kinds of things ceaselessly. It is very difficult to walk or drive anywhere in North County without getting stopped, harassed, or your pocket picked for whatever version of the road tax they care to come up with. The hate the blacks have in North County is not entirely unjustified as they tend to live in the cluster of jurisdictions most reliant upon that picking of pockets to make their budgets work. Its the meddling over the small things which gets people angry, and that so many of the members of the black population are rather simple and child like when it comes to having to go to court and deal with fines (if I just ignore it, it will go away).

    The entire time I lived in the city I was stopped by police maybe 4
    times — and 2 of those for stuff that was legit that I actually did
    something worthy of it (even if it was nuisance type offenses). The other 2 were a police officer *actually trying to help me* … That latter thing has only happened once in my life in St Louis County, and it was a St. Louis County police officer that helped me on the side of the road when I had my tire jack crumple. Yes, good police exist here, but most of them are (if they are honest with themselves) are tasked with revenue enhancement.

    The local jurisdictions here stop and harass so often that its pretty reasonable to avoid some of the more notorious jurisdictions entirely if you can. My neighboring jurisdiction is a particular PITA as far as harassment stops go, but my local police are only marginally better. They do by chance stumble into some real crime as a simple numbers game, but as a resident I would just assume be without them 99.99995% of the time. If I have to protect myself, they will make the experience unpleasant for me. Beyond getting a piece of paper to take to the insurance company – I don’t see that they are doing a lot of good.

  • MartelsGhost

    the disturbing trend is that Police have started taking out their frustrations on regular law abiding folks who they know aren’t going to fight back and have no social defense force to riot on their behalf. Why else are so many LEO’s happy to show up at the Bundy Ranch, or to harass every Tea Party protest ( protests which were legal, sanctioned, paid for by the organizers, peaceful and self-cleaning ). I have seen and heard more than a few stories about good White people who have faced an exorbitant amount of harassment due to minor infraction and God forbid a Southern White person be found up North in possession of a legally owned concealed weapon, even if they left the weapon at home. It reminds me of a teenager who is abused at home and so takes out that abuse in their daily life. Of course the teenage bully ( angry, dejected, mistrusting, scared) takes out their rage on the easiest target around, the one they can punish the most while enjoying no fear of a challenge.

    And nobody is civil society wants to ever mention the black LEOs who kill unarmed Whites or get fired and go on rampages where they kill as many people as possible before dying.

    I realize the above article is intended to be tongue in cheek so to speak but the theme is distressing. I still find the words of Edmund Burke to be worth acting upon. “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”

    Police encouraged to do less in regards to crime, or cease working all together will only lead to a more involved Federal response which will come in the form of a brand new Federally approved, diversity trained, PC adjusted, sycophantic and politically brainwashed group of neo-brownshirts. William Pierce mentioned just such a thing in an odd, apparently prophetic little book I read a few times……….one time……………..flipped through……………………….saw the cover art……………………………..saw at a friends……………….heard about…………..yeah………thats the ticket…………heard about from the great journalists who work at MSNBC. Gosh they’re just such a swell bunch of people over there……at the………..place with………..have the thought police stop reading yet? Okay.

    Many friends of mine are current/ former Military and current/former LEO’s. I talk to some every day and have had many conversations about the current state of affairs. I pray for their safety daily.

    There is big shift coming and I hope that all Good people can stand, survive and thrive through the conflict and beyond.

  • Donald

    I miss Unamusement Park and Gratuitous French Girl.

  • E. Newton

    I have an idea. I’m not sure it has ever been tried before. But why not let negroes have their own areas. In those areas there would be absolutely no policing by whites, by non-blacks. Whatever happens in those areas would be the responsibility of negro people. And they could do whatever they thought was right.

    Now, negroes would not be permitted to go into other areas. Or if they were, for some reason, there would be very strict rules about what they could do and where they could go. They would be kept apart in those non-black areas.

    I know it seems crazy, but I’m just trying to think of how this terrible problem could be solved.

    • Roninf9

      Good idea. I think the area that the blacks could call their own should be named Africa.

  • All_American_American

    Just a thought…if police stop going into black neighborhoods to police, which areas will they go in to, to, shall we say, pick up the (revenue) slack?

    We have to be careful what we wish for…if cops stop policing black areas, they’ll still write tickets for stupid “code” or “regulatory” violations, except it will be in white areas. And when the Ruling Class they serve decide they aren’t bringing in enough $$$, they’ll make the fines bigger for these stupid violations.

  • Lkoehn

    Great solution! Never set foot in a black community where you are not wanted and simply let them kill each other off. Give them their own schools and cops and local government and : wait a minute, that is segregation and they didn’t want that. They want to be main stream citizens. But how can they be main stream citizens if they don’t take advantage of the opportunities they have to an education and proper use of the English language and exhibit such a high degree of criminality instead?

    • Herman

      To Lkoehn
      The problem is blacks don’t stay in their own “community”.

      They destroy their neighborhood and they find the nearest white area to move into.

      • Lkoehn

        Do what the Israeli’s do with the Pals, fence them in if they can’t be civilized. Create open air prisons for them. Let them out if they can read, write and speak English, can pass the current high school GED test, and find and keep a job.

  • OHDeutschePolkaConfederate

    As long as Fred’s advice applies to Black neighborhoods, it is sound advice, provided that police are policing White communities more heavily than before, and keeping a close watch on Black interlopers in White communities. Lack of segregation and lack of a racial realist mentality amongst Whites, though, prevents this from occurring properly and efficiently.