8 Racist Halloween Costumes People Apparently Still Wear

Chris Sims, Cracked, October 30, 2013

The tradition of dressing up in costumes at Halloween got its start as a way to ward off evil spirits that were roaming the land at the death of summer, mainly because people had some pretty weird ideas about how to kill time back before they invented television. {snip}

Yes, if you’re heading to a costume party this year and want to make everyone there very uncomfortable (or alternately, if you’re an asshole), there are plenty of options available in this year’s fine selection of racist Halloween costumes.

#8. Arab

Arab

Here’s a cool #protip for all you #lifehackers out there: First, If you’re getting ready for Halloween and your costume requires you to apply makeup to darken your skin so that you can look more like someone from another culture, you should probably go ahead and stop what you’re doing and re-examine your choices. If those choices include paying 30 bucks for a “Victorian nightshirt” left over from the costume site’s ill-fated attempt to get people dressing up as Ebeneezer Scrooge on Christmas, or if that purchase was motivated by a promotional video that included sitar music, maybe go ahead and start over from scratch.

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#7. “Jamaican Bobsled Team”

Bobsled

I’ve lived in South Carolina all my life, so my racism detection game is usually on point, but I actually had a pretty hard time figuring this one out. I mean, it’s definitely weird, but that might be because it’s a costume based on the movie Cool Runnings that is being sold in the year 2013. That’s weird even beyond any cultural appropriation that’s going on here.

It was a tough one to crack, until a friend of mine reminded me that Cool Runnings is literally the second of exactly two things most Americans know about Jamaica, and then the site I was browsing suggested a “Rasta wig” would be a good accessory for it. Definitely skip it, unless you’re going to a Cool Runnings theme party, in which case you should definitely get this and then send me pictures for my next Cracked article, “The 7 Weirdest Theme Parties of All Time.”

#6. “China Man”

China

Speaking of things that are still happening in the year 2013–you know, the actual 21st century that we’re all living in right now? — here’s a costume that someone thought was a good idea to name “China Man.” Seriously: That’s what’s on the label.

For those of you wondering about the characters on the jacket–or “China Words,” as they’re probably known down at the ol’ Costume Factory–I believe the top one says “garden” and then the rest are just a bunch of made-up bullshit, which is somehow even more offensive than if they’d just pulled random-ass words off a Chinese menu, which, now that I write it, is definitely how they ended up with “garden.”

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#5. “Chinese Take-Out”

Chinese

While we’re on the subject of racist eyeliner, apparently one (and only one) Chinese character wasn’t the only great idea that the costume makers got while they were out having lunch that day. That’s right, ladies! Now you too can dress as food. Food that people want to have sex with, I guess.

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#4. “Samurai”

Samurai

Well, I don’t know about you, but this is definitely the image that pops into my head when I think of the word “samurai.” Why, I had to rub my eyes and do a double-take just to make sure that I wasn’t looking at a screenshot of Toshiro Mifune from one of Akira Kurosawa’s movies! That’s how authentic to the tradition of the samurai this costume is!

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#3. “Taco”

Taco

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I like to imagine that the meeting that resulted in this costume involved a hotshot young costume designer walking in with the Taco Suit as a follow-up to last year’s smash hit, Pizza Slice, only to have his chief rival at RacistCostumeCorp lean onto his desk with a smirk and say, “Well, how are they going to know it’s Mexican food if it doesn’t have . . . a sombrero?”

Really, guys. You do not need to add additional stereotypes to make sure that we get it. The concept of a taco is pretty easy to understand, and just by throwing the hat on there, you’ve pretty much ruined it. Now there’s no way that I can see this as anything but racist. I mean, maybe if it was on a dog or something.

#2. “Taco Dog”

TacoDog

Nope. Just looks like that pug is hella racist.

#1. “Sexy Chinese Geisha”

Sexy

Finally, we have the “Sexy Chinese Geisha.” Because, you know, geisha are definitely something that is from China, and not, say, another Asian country that is culturally distinct that you could find out in literally less than two seconds just by typing the word “geisha” into a computer. {snip}

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  • D.B. Cooper

    Oh come on!! The suicide bomber is the best!

    • Pelagian

      Wow, youre saying all Arabs are suicide bombers. Just wow. (-;

      • Katherine McChesney

        It certainly fits them.

      • D.B. Cooper

        Yeah, “Pelagian”, I’m just sooo full of hate, aren’t I?
        It’s my right to hate, isn’t it? All you libs have to do is avoid me, but you can’t, can you? You MUST live in my areas, YOU must visit the stores in my areas. YOU do feel safe at night when you turn your head, and it’s only me, not diversity.
        YOU can only wish I was some inbred, hick who didn’t graduate high school, but you libs can’t debate most of the “regulars” on Amren and win.

        • ms_anthro

          This post is a thing of beauty. Thank you for writing it.

      • Sloppo

        Virtually all suicide bombers are muslims and most arabs are too, so the costume makes good sense to me. You no like it?

        • Pelagian

          Sorry I was impersonating a liberal for Halloween. I thought my wink gave it away. Sorry.

          • Sloppo

            Good impersonation. I’ve noticed that not so many liberals like to hang around here.

          • NeanderthalDNA

            The wink didn’t come through. Hee hee…

        • Jefferson

          That is true that all suicide bombers are Muslim. I have never seen a Mormon suicide bomber for example or an Atheist suicide bomber.

      • Tim_in_Indiana

        How is it saying that “all” Arabs are suicide bombers?

        • Greg Thomas

          It’s not, but in the mind of a diversity enriched liberal, that is what the brain perceives.

      • Greg Thomas

        Not all arabs are suicide bombers, but all suicide bombers are arabs. Is that better?

      • Spartacus

        That’s right ! Everyone knows very few arabs are suicide bombers. Most of them are rapists though.

        • David Ashton

          What are 80 per cent of the190 million Arab males in the world?

          • Spartacus

            Rapists, terrorists, pedophiles, degenerates, pedophile worshipers, murderers… Sound about right ?

          • David Ashton

            And still they multiply.

        • M.

          Oh, come on! Quit stereotyping, you bigot!

      • Sick of it

        Sometimes they use kids as suicide bombers too. They’ve been using women more and more in recent years.

        • Guest

          Oh, come on! Quit stereotyping, you bigot!

          • Sick of it

            Somali pirates and a kidnapped guy?

        • M.

          Oh come on! Quit stereotyping, you bigot!

      • dukem1

        They’re not?

      • Pelayo

        Well to be more accurate, all Muslim Arabs are “potential” suicide bombers.

      • SFLBIB

        C’mon. If you were going as a suicide bomber, as opposed to an Arab, how would you dress?

    • Pelagian

      Amren should merchandise a line of “thinking costumes”:
      *A suicide bomber dressed in a three piece suit with a copy of the Wall Street Journal under his arm.
      *A Kenyan 10000m Olympic champion simply wearing a tanktop with the words ‘Kenya’
      “General Custer and Sitting Bull” with only General Custer in costume and Sitting Bull in street clothes with just a sign around his neck
      … etc.

    • Andy

      I wondered why there were a bunch of guys walking around campus looking like they were from Biblical times.

    • dukem1

      I was that a few years ago.!

    • Lagerstrom

      He’s an ‘A-rabb suicide bomber’ with a drink in each hand! Excellent!

    • Brian

      Looks like Andy Bernard from ‘The Office’.

  • Puggg

    “Taco Dog”

    Outrage. Utter outrage.

    • Alexandra1973

      What if it was a Chihuahua?

      • Puggg

        I don’t care what kind of costumes they dress rats in.

    • Fighting_Northern_Spirit

      Is this better?

      • Puggg

        We pugs aren’t evil, but we possess super human powers.

      • Sick of it

        He uses the dark side of the pug…

        • Never underestimate the Dark Side of the Force. I was once a “turn-and-burn” fighter in online combat flight sims, but I sold my soul and suckered a squadron of FW-190s into a vertical rolling scissors while driving a P-47D Thunderbolt. They didn’t know where I was. That was the day I went over to vertical maneuvering.

          One never goes back. Nothing looks the same anymore.

    • Lagerstrom

      I’m completely outraged and ashamed. I’ll see you at tomorrows anti-racism rally eh puggg?

  • NeanderthalDNA

    Can I dress up as Obama and call myself a “zip coon”?

    • Alexandra1973

      You owe me a new monitor!

    • Romulus

      I’m in stitches! Lol. Good one!

    • The Final Solution

      The coon in chief. Uncle Sambo.

  • Alexandra1973

    I’m actually thinking that article is satire, judging from the comments on that site. Then again, knowing how overly sensitive people can get….

    • NeanderthalDNA

      No blackface costumes I see.

      How bout “Blacula”?

      • D.B. Cooper

        “His bite was outta sight!”

        • Pelagian

          Was that a real slogan for that movie? Bwahahahahah…

        • joesolargenius

          I noticed that he is attacking and killing a White Woman

        • The Final Solution

          I’ll see your blacksploitation and raise you two:

      • Pelagian

        Nope, no blackface ever. Not even beloved black men like James Earl Jones, Bill Cosby with the sweater, or Michael Jordan with a Bulls jersey.

  • Evidently the most “racist” costume is that of Obama himself.

    http://www [dot] theblaze [dot] com/stories/2013/10/30/employees-forced-to-take-diversity-training-after-man-wears-obama-mask-to-costume-party/

    I was thinking of going as a terrible creature, an ObamaDontCare Navigator, to see people shriek in utter terror when I tell them that their health care will be twice as expensive and half as good as before. But, this being St. Louis, I’ll have to go as an even more terrifying critter: Any one of the members of a certain starting lineup that had the highest team RISP batting average in the history of the statistic, yet forgot how to hit a ball with RISP during the World Series.

    • Puggg

      You wouldn’t. Would you? After all our town has been through?

      I’d rather see a pug as taco meat.

    • The Final Solution

      You could go as a bum and tell people you’re Obamanomics.

  • Mike Lane

    If these are truly deemed racist then LOL! Nothing else to say.

  • WhiteGuyInJapan

    Mr. Goad, as always, has covered this topic with his usual genius and humor.

    • We should always answer “It’s not okay,” with “That’s what makes it funny.”

      I hate Tosh.O (homo mainstreaming), but he’s good on the racist stuff, which he calls funny.

      • Anglokraut

        I love Daniel Tosh’s work. He’s the only White comic I know of who calls the non-whites out on their B.S. The next closest thing is Russell Peters, and he’s Indian–but he did call attention to the vanishing of White people in Britain.

    • dd121

      I noticed that in the world series a lot of those players had fake beards too.

  • ShermanTMcCoy

    If #1 and #5 are representative of Asian women, then I’d consider joining the Engelman club!

  • ShermanTMcCoy

    Hey, where is the ever popular Noose-Necked-Ni66er?

  • Pelagian

    Yep, I’m positive that everyone who goes out in costume as a “Sexy Chinese Geisha” has read Galton and de Gobineau. “Racists” one and all.

  • borogirl54

    Geishas are Japanese. I just love taco dog. I know Pugg will love it too.

    • Puggg

      I’m still trying to figure out the difference between Geisha and Keisha.

      • Katherine McChesney

        Geisha are Wh*res.

        • Puggg

          How’s that any different from Keisha?

          • Who’s Keisha?

          • Kenner

            Geishas won’t roll you afterward.

        • borogirl54

          Geisha actually means artist in Japanese. They are trained in classical Japanese arts such as dance, tea ceremony, and playing the Japanese flute or samisen. Geisha also learn how to entertain men by playing stupid games and drinking with them. Men feel comfortable with them because they never kiss and tell.

          • Katherine McChesney

            Oh, alright…they’re talented Wh*res.

          • I’ve never met one, but they’re paid to do the normal entertainment bit. Whether or not they sleep with a guy is up to them. Even actresses have a low reputation in the far east, but they are not hookers. There is a Japanese term for a garden-variety prostitute, but I don’t know it.

            The women I met in Japan were normal people.

  • Anglokraut

    I wanted to dress as Cleveland Brown Jr. from “The Cleveland Show”, but for some reason I’m not allowed. I guess actually liking a character who has actual depth of character, good with numbers, and openly atheist just isn’t enough to make up for being White.

    • Nathanwartooth

      That show is one of my guilty pleasures. They had a couple really stupid episodes that focused on “black” things but mostly it was really funny.

      • Anglokraut

        Indeed, I was rather upset when its cancellation was announced.

    • Garrett Brown

      That show sucked, thus why it was cancelled.

      • Anglokraut

        It was no American Dad, but it had its moments.

        • Garrett Brown

          American Dad is brilliant.Cleveland Show, not so much.

    • Brian

      The guy who does Cleveland’s voice is white.

      • Anglokraut

        Mike Henry also did Rallo’s voice. The actor who did Junior’s and Lester’s voice is a huge black guy. The woman who did Kendra’s voice appears to be Indian.

  • borogirl54

    My favorite costume of all time was the orange prison jumpsuit with the words “illegal alien” written on the back. I guess in my old age, I am not offended by these types of costumes. To each his own.

  • Fighting_Northern_Spirit

    I think the outrage over this one might be muted since these…men…appear to be a bit light in the loafers:

    • NeanderthalDNA

      They are dressed as gay white boys who wandered into the wrong side of town and got blackflashmobbed…

      • Romulus

        That would be a story that i’d read. If the left intends a further descent into filth and perversion, I’ll not shed a single solitary tear for disgusting deviants.

        • NeanderthalDNA

          Well, at least they look like they enjoyed it…maybe they were asking for it? HA ha…

    • They are what American men have turned into- pretty boys with ambiguously nuanced sexuality intersecting across blurred boundaries of gender oppression in the struggle for equality and unity in oneness with the Other and free stuff for everyone as we all come together to celebrate diversity our greatest strength that inclusively welcomes our standing strong for anti racism and making our stand against homophobia.

      • Lagerstrom

        I just read that to myself in a shrill tone and was transported back to my horrible stint at a university back when I was young.

    • Fighting_Northern_Spirit

      I didn’t realize the picture would be so small. They are made up as the faux Asiana pilots: in the middle is Captain Sum Ting Wong, on the left is Ho Lee F*k and the right is Wi Tu Lo.

      • D.B. Cooper

        No, you are dead wrong! These three little sissies are NOT dressed as pilots. Pilots would have 3 or 4 bands around the wrists, as in a captain.

        These Little Richards have ONE band around the wrist, indicating….
        drum roll please…….
        male flight attendants!
        All three of them look like the typical male flight attendant.

        • Greg Thomas

          Captain has four bands, first officer has three. One band serves drinks and distributes barf bags in the cabin.

        • Romulus

          We’ll, in that case, too bad they didn’t go down with the plane.

          • Looks like they went down anyway.

          • Romulus

            Jeez, Michael!! Lol!! I find that comment both repulsive and funny.
            Remember when we could make fun of them without reprisal!

      • Romulus

        I’m lmfao!! Thanks!

    • Brian

      Is that John Stewart on the right? 😉

  • Korean guy

    And some guy dressed up as Kim Jong Un (the head of N. Korea) this year and everyone thought that was hilaroius.

    • Extropico

      Wow! Remarkable resemblance!

    • Gangnam style! Wrong guy?

    • That is just glorious. The only fat PoS in a nation of starving people.

    • Korean guy

      I was born in South Korea and Mr. Kim is ethnically Korean as well but I am not offended at all by that costume, or feel it is inappropriate. Halloween is the day when we can unleash our imagination and dress in whatever funky costumes that we desire to.

      p.s. People around me often ask me, “North Korea just threatened that they will launch a missile. Is N. Korea going to start a war?” and I tell them, “they have been saying that once every two weeks for the past several decades”

      • I suspect that North Korea will not start a war because the Gulf Wars showed anyone who was paying attention that the Western weapons of the sort South Korea is armed with work amazingly well. Koreans are good soldiers, but the ROK has the money for realistic exercises, and this makes quite a difference on the battlefield.

  • Today I wore the most extreme, vile, and hatefully racist costume I could find, even more racist than KKK Grand Dragon or Nazi Heil Hitler.

    I dressed as White Privilege.

    • Tim_in_Indiana

      Good one! And the best part is, if you’re white, you can just dress as yourself! Yet it will be absolutely terrifying to lefties everywhere!!!

    • Romulus

      So you had on a fifties frat attire?. Perhaps, an Italian made business suit?
      Possibly some yacht clothing? A soldiers uniform?
      Excellent my friend.

  • D.B. Cooper

    What about the illegal alien costume?

    • Fighting_Northern_Spirit

      Aunt Zuni?

    • Greg Thomas

      La Raza had a fit over that one.

    • Romulus

      I have a wonderful T-shirt that reads “Thor is a GOD, superman is an illegal alien”

    • Brian

      Ah, too much grey privilege for me.

  • sbuffalonative

    And yet we never hear an outcry about Sacha Baron Cohen characters.
    Here’s one some parents might want to look into for next year:

    • Heil Segregation.

      I’m not kidding.

    • Romulus

      Thank you my friend. I actually have that exact costume.

      • Beetlejuice

        People are so dumb, illiterate and ignorant these days I doubt very many would even recognize what it is.

  • Dressing up as Super Mario is offensive to Italians. That moustache is so cliche.

    • Sick of it

      Like Italians don’t play Super Mario Bros…

  • CourtneyfromAlabama

    So in other words, nonwhites are ashamed of what they actually are? I mean come on, how many white women get offended over the sexy Heidi costumes? Why don’t I get offended about sexy Southern Belle outfits? If other races and people want to wear those things, then I feel flattered.

    • Anglokraut

      As a White woman who just found out that she’s even more ‘kraut’ than she thought, I only get offended when I see non-Whites dressed in traditional Euro costume, mockingly. Think Nubian-princess-in-Bavarian-dress. That ticks me off.

      • Sick of it

        My own genealogical studies have revealed that I’m actually more English than German, which really surprised me. Anyone who knew my family’s name would automatically think me to be German in origin.

  • Tim_in_Indiana

    “Cracked” can always be counted on to spout some kind of leftist propaganda. It shows its print roots very clearly today.

    Sometimes it’s actually funny, but it would be a lot funnier if it wasn’t required to be so politically correct.

    Now its hoping beyond hope that it can actually be funny and PC at the same time. It’s trying to find humor in skewering the right wing. Well, I guess it always did do that, come to think of it.

    However, you won’t find many parodies of Obama or the other liberal gods on the site, even though those subjects are rife with comical possibilities.

    “Cracked” and “Mad” magazine, which my brother and I grew up with as kids are both of the same ilk, but we didn’t realize at the time just how skewed toward the left wing those magazines were.

    • D.B. Cooper

      I’ve been a regular reader of Mad or Cracked since the early ’80s. Occasionally I would stumble across a Mad about once every 10 years.
      Cracked’s self description was, “You bought Cracked when Mad was sold Out.”
      Back then, I wouldn’t call Mad left wing, not after all the trashing they did on Jimmy Carter. They used to make fun of both political parties in the U.S., and basically any foreign government.

  • Jesse James

    Happy Halloween AMRENers.

    • Katherine McChesney

      Happy Reformation Day!

      P.S. I posted this earlier, but my comment was apparently ‘disappeared’.

      • Bon, From the Land of Babble

        I noticed. The graphics on my comment to Spartacus disappeared as well.

    • Bon, From the Land of Babble

      To you as well!!

  • I as a White Devil am offended by devil costumes.

  • Spartacus

    I agree with the basis of this article. I think Whites should pour some red paint on themselves, rip their clothes, and go trick or treating like a “multiculturalized” Swedish woman:

    • Katherine McChesney

      She must be dressed as a mudshark.

      • Spartacus

        No. She was coming back from a party with a friend when they were attacked by a pack of mudslimes none of them had ever seen before .

        • Bon, From the Land of Babble

          Correct. She was beaten up because the politicians in her country decided it was a good idea to import a bunch of violent third world Somalis:

          • She looks like me after a good evening out in Randwick, NSW, back in 1998. You should have seen the other guys!

          • Katherine McChesney

            What I posted and what was deleted was my comment that she looked like a mudshark after an unsuccessful relationship.

    • Jefferson

      Are you sure she lives in Sweden and not Detroit ?

    • Skincognito

      I have skin as thick as elephant hyde, but that’s disturbing. Maybe Whites should take advantage of the liminal cultural sphere preserved by Halloween and stage shocking, macabre demos.
      I’m reluctant to politicize my favorite holiday, but the general tolerance of violent imagery in public spaces indeed affords propagandic opportunities for White Nationalists (Christian/Newsom trick-or-treaters, executed White babies on the lawn, etc). My God, I’m cutting myself off. I’m so glad I am incapable of thinking like the beasts that are tearing our civilization apart.
      Happy Halloween!

  • WR_the_realist

    Any young woman wearing that Chinese Takeout costume is welcome to come trick or treating to my door tonight.

    Seriously, Chris Sims must have been desperate to find something to write about.

  • Andy

    Some of these are ridiculous. Dressing up as a Sumerai is no different than dressing up as a Viking, a Gladiator, etc. It doesn’t matter how accurate the costume is.

    Makes me want to dress up as a “squaw”. I used to dress up as a pioneer girl or a princess when I was little. What’s the difference? How thick-skinned the descendents are.

  • Romulus

    Is this about the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard!! These morons must be all hopped up on dope while they discuss topics for print.
    Idiots complaining about cultural appropriation!!!!. The entire world is appropriating western lands and culture and WE’RE being called racists for cultural appropriation.
    What bull!

  • Bon, From the Land of Babble

    Happy Progressive Halloween, Comrades!

  • Bon, From the Land of Babble

    AS for that un-PC Pug:

    • Puggg

      Better than what it could have been.

    • Jack Burton

      That’s the scariest pug I’ve ever seen in my life!

  • Garrett Brown

    Taco dog is the best.

  • Bon, From the Land of Babble

    From Facebook:

    The Twelve Costumes of Halloween
    October 31, 2013 at 3:18pm

    I’ve finally decided what I’m going to dress as while handing out Halloween candy this year. And I’ve outlined it below in a festive post I like to call …

    The Twelve Costumes of Halloween

    On the first time the doorbell rings, I’ll answer dressed as Kathleen Sebelius and tell them to come back at the end of November.

    The second time it rings, I’ll answer as Sebelius and when they ask for candy, I’ll say I don’t work for them and slam the door.

    On the third time, I’ll answer as Sebelius and when they say trick or treat, I’ll say “Whatever” and throw candy at their faces. Hard.

    On the fourth ring, I’ll answer as Sebelius, apologize for any delays, accept responsibility, throw candy at their faces, insist that I didn’t throw any candy, and then tell them how to fax their complaints.

    On the fifth ring, I’ll answer as Barack Obama, take the candy from one kid and give it to the others.

    On the sixth visit, I’ll answer as Obama and tell them no one told me it was Halloween.

    On the seventh visit, I’ll answer as Obama and tell them that if they like their candy, they can keep it. Then I’ll sneak up behind them and steal it.

    On the eighth visit, I’ll answer as Bill Clinton and sleep with the kids’ moms.

    On the ninth, I’ll answer as Hillary Clinton and ignore terrorist threats against the children.

    On the tenth, I’ll answer as Dennis Kucinich and tell the kids my Lucky Charms were stolen by a really weird looking alien. Then I’ll hide in a bush.

    On the eleventh visit, I’ll answer as Ron Paul and give them the Lucky Charms I stole from Dennis Kucinich.

    And on the twelfth doorbell ring, I’ll answer as Joe Biden, wish the kids Merry Christmas, and give them Easter eggs.

    • Bill

      The fifth ring is the quintessential Obama.

  • Alucard_the_last

    Muslims have given themselves the title of terrorists. There are no other terrorist religions in the world. Too bad if they are offended.

  • The Final Solution

    I wore my white racist costume today. Lots of angry, aggressive-looking white-anglo highborne Caucasoid physical features. No one seemed to know who I was.

  • Wethepeople

    Wait wait wait, he said at rhe end geisha are from ‘another culturally distinct asian culture’. But he is exactly the who says I am racist for appreciating and wanting to preserve my distinct european and north american culture?!? How do they not see the glaring hypocrisy?

    Liberalism is a disease.
    The symptom is self loathing and acute cognitive failure.

  • Mack0

    I dressed as a fantasy character popular on television and in the movies; a well mannered employed black guy.

    • Fighting_Northern_Spirit

      Perfect. Rarer in real life than unicorn flatulence and leprechaun urine!

  • Sick of it

    Not sure where you are, but white kids, and really kids generally, don’t trick or treat like they used to around here. They just go to places where they know the people.

  • Tell her it’s him or you.

  • This Halloween, I’m being a creature that scares the powers that be more than anything: a White man whose mind isn’t under control.

  • Jack Burton

    Chinese takeout never looked so good! You know Asian women don’t have bodies like that.

    Whoever says it’s racist apparently is a moron that doesn’t grasp the concept of Halloween costumes to begin with, you’re supposed to dress up as a caricature, that’s the whole damn point.

  • Cece Lindblade

    Halloween means being able to be whoever you want..to call these costumes racist is just stupid and obviously said by a race baiter

  • IstvanIN

    Ritz or saltine?

    • Neuday

      or crazy-ass?

    • Kenner

      Just not multigrain.

      • IstvanIN

        Touche to that.

  • MekongDelta69

    I wore a straight white male legal American citizen and Vietnam Vet costume to the Cracked party.

    Meaning – I went as myself.

    Chris Sims went apoplectic…

    • I’ve worn a Waffen SS battle uniform from my old days as a WW-2 re-enacter to Halloween parties before. Sadly, I look very good in one of those. Since I am tall, women liked it on me, and men hated it. We were used as movie extras once in a while because we brought our own gear, had our hair cut properly and got the job done for the producers.

      • Luca

        Hinkle, ist das du?

    • Juan Outtamany

      Welcome home

  • Manimal Cracker

    This is from “Cracked Magazine”, it is a humor magazine, not to be taken seriously.

  • That’s not a “samurai”. That’s someone who might look somewhat Chinese on a good day.

  • Beetlejuice

    A juvenile, puerile silly magazine which thinks using coarse language gives it gravitas. Written for 6th grade boys, definitely not to be taken seriously.

  • Beetlejuice

    We had an endless stream of Mexicans and Central Americans through here tonight. All were shameless and had large bags from the 99 cent store or old king-sized pillow cases to collect as many treats as possible. All ages too, old people, young and middle aged adults along with kids and even tiny babies, all had their hand out to collect as much as loot as possible. My neighbor put out a beautiful display, most of which he made in his backyard woodshop. He said he was being robbed blind tonight of his decorations and that he’d never put them out again. Saw a few white kids but they were in the minority. I’m going to turn my lights out next year, lock the front gate and put my pit bull in the front yard.

    • Garrett Brown

      I’ve been locking the doors and turning off the lights for three years now. It’s incredibly stupid that Halloween is even celebrated like this. It was meant to ask for a plentiful harvest with Thanksgiving as the celebration.

  • David Monroe

    Please tell me this article is a joke. If a black guy wanted to dress up in white face wearing a kilt and playing bagpipes for Halloween I wouldn’t be offended. Liberal American culture is turning you all into a bunch of panty wearing wussies afraid of doing anything because it’s not PC and somebody might be offended. Boo-freakin-Hoo and grow up.

    • Brian

      Preaching to the choir. But the panty-waists at Cracked would benefit from this tough love.

  • M.

    Hey, that’s racist towards Chihuahua minority!

  • Magician

    Divi

  • puffdaddy

    I thought the Trayvon costume was pretty good and can’t believe it didn’t make this no talent writer’s list – because we’re all desperate for this nobody’s approval.

  • Token Finn

    How about someone dressed as an evil skin color hating nazi? I thought Halloween dressing was supposed to be scary. What’s more scary to them than a white person who likes being white? Actually make that any ordinary white person instead of their BS caricature that they trot in their movies. Strange how they like diversity and they hate whites for trying to look diverse. You just cannot win with these people. It’s almost as if they’re judging them for the color of their skin…with all of their racist examples being whites too.

  • Pelayo

    Even the word ” Geisha” is so obviously NOT Chinese.

  • Brian

    They had one bit about ‘things that make white people feel racist’. One of them was having to call a black person by their ghetto name like LaQuiesha… because it would seem you were suggesting the person was black. Apparently, acknowledging that that is a black girl’s name is itself racist to these simpering eunuchs.

    • Oh, my! I try to use colorful but clean language, lest I be moderated, but you have me grinning from ear to ear with “simpering eunuchs”. Thank you!

      • Brian

        Feel feel to use that. I’m also fond of ‘bumptious bloviator’ and ‘unctuous mountebank’. It’s a target-rich environment out there.

  • Please do not call them “warriors”. The difference between a soldier and a warrior is that a soldier has discipline, both from inside himself and from his sergeant, when and as needed, and his sergeant answers to officers, the officers ultimately to political leadership. I positively hate it when the difference is (deliberately?) confused.

    On the other hand, I don’t imagine fighting against “warriors” would be very difficult after things like their camp became unsanitary because of poor hygiene discipline and disease set in among them.

    • NeanderthalDNA

      I gotta say, about the Vietnamese…

      The South Vietnamese WERE hustling toadies of whatever “big daddy” colonial power was running the show, including us. The North Vietnamese and uncle Ho?

      Even if you really hate the commies (and who else would ironically enough fund a NATIONALIST independence struggle but the a-nationalist commies, lol?) the N. Viet and Ho were heroic in their struggle. When Ho, western educated and once a resident of New York or New Jersey, told the French he would accept losing 10 of his to every one of the French because he would win…he meant it!

      The S. Vietnamese did little but bicker, hoard, toady, and STEAL from the French or US, while the scrawny little pijama wearing NVA and Vietcong sacrificed themselves at a ten to one loss rate…

      And won. They played the pride and fears of the USSR off against the commie Chinese, often played us like a concert piano, and these days crave American investment and tourism since they hate and fear China. Fascinating. Gotta respect those guys whatever you feel about race.

      • The NLF were never soldiers. This is why they were never invited to “victory” parades in the “unified” Vietnam, from which the Chinese business class was promptly expelled.

  • NeanderthalDNA

    There’s a decency to you.

  • Shouldn’t these moaners be happy in that Halloween has obviously been so “diversified” from its original culture and meaning?

    Isn’t the fact that White people are randomly dressing up as Chinese food packaging (and whatever else) a sign of the destruction they seek to embolden? It hardly smacks of Celtic, Gaelic, Welsh or Scottish heritage.

    What does a dog dressed as a Mexican taco, or some nubile youngster in a geisha costume have to do with Halloween or the modern day twist of horror, ghosts and the living dead?

    What would happen if a Mexican or Black turned up in a Samurai costume? Would they be “racists” too?….. Or a Chinese guy wearing a taco suit? lol.

  • Chad Javier

    Not that it matters, but Geisha are Japanese 😉

    • Juan Outtamany

      and the best ‘rub & tug” girls are usually Korean

      • Chad Javier

        You seem educated in this subject. 😉

  • Kenner

    I thought it was ‘Duck Dynasty’.

  • Kenner

    I met a gal who had a teacup Chihuahua. It looked like a tiny fawn.

  • Paleoconn

    There were atrocities however committed by our boys. Anyway, we had no business in that jungle. Ike declined to help the French at Dien Bien Phu, then JFK decides to get us entangled in there along with El BJ. That said, unlike the pinkos who limit their vitriol to our involvement in Nam, I think we had no business in Korea or either of the World Wars.

    • We had every business in WW-2. Japan attacked us, and then that Hitler buffoon and his pet Mussolini declared war on us. They thought white Americans weren’t good at fighting. It turns out that we’re very good at it.

      The fact that some of us may not like fighting doesn’t mean we don’t know how to get it done. Some of us Yanks honestly enjoy it. I can say shooting at the enemy always me feel a bit better, especially when I could see them go down.

      • Paleoconn

        No we didn’t. We goaded Japan into war, as Churchill goaded Germany. We gave half of Europe to Uncle Joe.

        Going even further, what business did we have in Hawaii?

      • Terra Magnum Imperium

        Agreed If the Japs and Germans had any knowledge of US History they would have thought twice before attacking.

  • SFLBIB

    #5 should be named “Dragon Lady” as in Terry and the Pirates

  • Observer

    Actually I like all these and others as well. Nothing racist. It is more like a fancy dress competition. Strange that people are touchy about everything now a days.

  • Anna Tree

    But what about Non-whites dying their hair blond or putting green or blue lenses, and that not only on Halloween?! Or about them wearing suits, ties or heels? Underwears? But of course only whites can be racists they say…

  • Romulus

    Good for you pesach! Whichever side one finds themselves as concerns that bloodiest of American battles, let’s remind ourselves to NEVER repeat it. An epic tragedy to say the least.

  • Katherine McChesney

    ugly dogs.

  • Romulus

    I go to Gettysburg every year that they have the re-enactment. You might have walked right past me and didn’t know it. Lol.