A defendant named Fellony was arrested yesterday for felony battery after she allegedly struck a woman in the head with a glass at an Indiana bar.

Fellony Silas, 30, was collared early Sunday following the fracas at Kilroy’s Sports Bar in Bloomington. The bloodied 24-year-old victim suffered several lacerations and was treated for her injuries at a local hospital.

The attack was reportedly triggered when the victim accidentally bumped into Silas while she was dancing.

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  • Hirschibold

    As Bart Simpson would say: “The ironing is beautiful.”

  • With a name like “Fellony,” and an immediate ancestry that consists of at least one parent that would name any daughter of his or hers “Fellony,” you kinda knew that one fewer “L” was in her future.

    I wonder if she has a brother named Mister Meaner.

    • Sherman McCoy

      That’d be MisTUH-meener.

  • Rocky Bass

    No way I am buying that, with such a beautiful name, this wonderful creature was involved in anything other than humanitarian pursuits.

    • Oil Can Harry

      And no way can we believe this story!

      Blacks would NEVER explode into a violent rage at the drop of a hat over something trivial like being bumped into on a dance floor. 

      • OCH, several years back, when the Williams sisters were starting out in tennis, one of them was bumped by a Romanian player, accidently. Naturally, daddy Williams foamed at the mouth and screamed “racism” because of it.

        • redfeathers

          I was watching that match.  Her last name was Spirlea, I don’t remember her first name.  I think Venus Williams said something like Spirlea was lucky it wasn’t Serena. 

      • Rocky Bass

        Might I suggest a little “experiment”? I think you should find an all black dance club, do mind not to step on the tape body outlines on the floor, as the investigation(s) are usually ongoing. After dodging a round or two, and upon arriving mid-dancefloor strut up to the biggest blackest most truculent looking “black lady” and give her a little bump.
        We await your findings…

      • Pelayo1492

        Do we have any info on the race of the victim?

  • Rocky Bass

     I want to float a new idea here.
    So often I hear about how the black
    race is being looked down on because of a few “bad apples”. To me, and
    in my life, I think this is inverted. We are expected to tolerate a
    whole barrel of festering rotting bilge because somewhere in it’s nasty
    depths, there exists a few “good apples”(or so we are told). I have no
    desire to plumb the murky depths of black society any longer in search
    of these hidden gems! I say it’s well past time to dump the freaking
    stinking barrel into the sewer.
    Maybe I am a little harsh? Is anyone
    else tired of the egalitarian BS that asks us to risk the lives of our
    loved ones “bobbing” for these elusive “good apples”!

    • ed91

       well said, and very true

    • Pelayo1492

      It’s like picking wild mushrooms. There’s no way to tell which ones are poisonous. It’s a question of trial and error and just like the case in question, some don’t survive the trial part.
      It’s really not worth the risk to sort them out.

      BTW you’re NOT harsh. In fact

    • Snowhitey

      Yes, yes, we’re all sick and tired of them.  But your words are a lot nicer than my thoughts.

  • WmarkW

    Reminds me of Derbyshire’s line about wanting to name daughters “Latreen.”

  • libertarian4339

    “The attack was reportedly triggered when the victim accidentally bumped into Silas while she was dancing.”

    Isn’t that reason enough to try to kill someone?

    • 1proactive2

      It is in the black ghettos of America.  An instant death sentence for a white person is to accidentally step on a black person’s athletic shoe, whether he’s wearing it or not.  Actually, blacks have killed other blacks just prior to stealing them right off their feet.  

      • Rocky Bass

         Woe unto the little white boy all “blinged out” that turns down the wrong alley! He will not have his “limited edition Nikes” for long, or his naivete. Maybe his girlfriend will have a cool experience with DIEversity, as often he is forced to watch!

      • Seek

        There are no accidents in the eyes of blacks.  Every imagined slight is “really ” done to them on purpose, especially if a white is the culprit. 

        As an aside, I agree with the above poster about not bothering to look for hidden black gems amid the dross.  Call it collateral damage, but if the good ones have to suffer on account of the many more bad ones, well…I feel badly, but so be it.  The consequences of excessive niceness are far more onerous. 

    • Detroit_WASP

      ….along with cell phones and designer sunglasses

  • shmo123

    I wonder how many people run across this girl’s name and find it hard to repress a smirk after reading it. I mean, who would name their girl “Fellony”? Does she have a sister named Miss Demeanor? or Latrine? Would love to see the look on white libs faces when they tell her what a unique name she has. Ugh. 

    • Impertinent

      She had to have a familiar family name, right? It’s like 8 out of 10 blacks are in the system or have a”felony”. It’s a right of passage for blacks.

    • Shawn_thefemale

       Perhaps she’s the sister of the (previously documented as true) Atlanta nom de-pleur ‘Chlamydia’.

      • The__Bobster

        http://www.postgazette.com/pg/06282/728631-100.stm

        ERIE, Pa. — A woman used her 4-week-old baby boy as a weapon during a domestic dispute, swinging the infant through the air and striking her boyfriend with the child, authorities said.

        Chytoria Graham, 27, of Erie, remained in the Erie County Jail today, unable to post $75,000 bond on charges of aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and simple assault.

        • Impertinent

          I’m sure she had a few more older “spares” around to have not worried about busting up 4 week old. All she had to do was reach into the back bedroom for another one…

          Remember…72% are “mother’s” at 15, grandmothers at 30, great grandmothers at 45…with about 30 “head” to keep on the welfare system.

  • Could be worse. The breeders could have named her Fell’atio.

    • I once had  nice converstaion with a black woman on the bus. Iasked her her name,as I thought of asking her out on a date. I backed off,tho,when she said her name was Killalldawhitefolks. 

      • 20670

        Darius, is that your real face?  I thank you muh daddy…

    • Rocky Bass

       You know that exact thought crossed my mind, and I dismissed it off hand as just me being a pervert. Or was that the brief flash of the thought of the act with that…ewww. New vocabulary words today kids, can you say “Projectile Vomit”, boys and girls?

  • Rocky Bass

     Does an AMEN BROTHER count as much when it’s coming from another preacher?

  • xthred

    True story. Firefighters have a call to a black family’s house where they have a young daughter. The firefighters ask the name of the child. “Famale,” they reply. (pronounced “fem-a-ley”). “Femaley?” question the firefighters. “Yes. The doctor named her. Put it right on the birth certificate.”

    • June39

      Good one. Right out of “Designing Women.”

  • JackKrak

    I hope her kids – Parole, MisDa’Meana, D’fendant and Assailant – won’t get into too much trouble while she’s in jail.

    • 20670

      OMG…jack’s on krak

  • Rocky Bass

     No man in the immortal words of RamZpaul (please find on youtube), your like Freaking Carnack!

  • Shawn_thefemale

     Honest to God truth here: Last week I, as the owner of a small printing business, had a job of creating a baby shower announcement for one of those dreadlocked, textbook ‘youffs’ we all know, and his babymama. He had to phone back three times to tell me, while laughing, quote, “I done spelled da babyname wrong.” I finally TEXTED to him the way he finally settled on (no email address – govt hasn’t quite gotten around to providing THEM yet), the correct spelling for this monster-to be:  Za’Riya Marleesia.   Dear dad could NEVER tell me what that ‘thing’ is in  her name (that ‘thing’ being a hyphen).  It was  “not a period, one of them thangs, you know, between the letters…”

    • Up to my neck in CA

      Almost as good as La-a, da dash don’t be silent!

  • 20670

    Well, certainly this is good to know. 

    • Tim

      You`re welcome… I think. That information was free for you, I learned it the hard way…

      • Sheila Dinehart

        I have always favored the bar-stool methodology (smile)

  • 20670

    Well, I actually think it is quite creative…

  • AP

    I knew the moment I read the headline to this story that you all would have witty and fun comments– and I was not disappointed! Thank you all for a good chuckle today! Keep ’em coming! We need some levity here to help us from feeling so frustrated! 

    • Sheila Dinehart

      I don’t feel frustrated…

  • Sherman McCoy

    I forgot about her cousin Onmyneez.

  • Dennis

     Hello,

    This article is right up my alley because about five months ago I started writing down all of the odd black names that I saw while looking at the San Francisco Chronicle website and other news sites; and of course virtually all of them were mentioned in connection with shootings or other incidents of violence. Since the article is about a female I will list the female names:

    Mairiah

    Lashawna

    Tranishia

    Garyshia

    Denika

    Sah-de

    Laneka

    Natay

    Twyla

    Akyerria

    Savon

    Latosha

    Jaquila

    Tayshana

    Todesha

    Raushaun

    Joenisha

    Stanesha

    Sharmari

    Omainia

    Keenia

    Quantetta

    Shareca

    Iyahna

    Lakesha

    Ishaminea

    Njelela

    Raelanda

    Demesha

    Renisha

    Shettara

    Nevque

    Keviana

    Karenga

    Ketitra

    • Detroit_WASP

      You missed,

      Obamaniqua

      Imunique (swear to god)

  • The__Bobster

    http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/04/11/new-jersey-woman-wanted-in-cooking-oil-attack-on-husband/

    http://cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/mattandeen.jpg

    New Jersey Woman Wanted In Cooking Oil Attack On Husband
    April 11, 2012 9:53 AM

    FRANKLIN TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) — Authorities are seeking a New Jersey woman on charges that she threw hot cooking oil on her husband and chased him with an ax before fleeing.

    Somerset County Prosecutor Geoffrey Soriano says the man was sleeping in the couple’s Franklin Township home when Mauvette Mattandeen sprayed an unknown chemical in his face on Friday morning. The prosecutor says while the man was washing the chemical off, his 41-year-old wife dowsed him with a pot of hot cooking oil.

    The prosecutor says Mattandeen then tried to attack her husband with an ax.

    He managed to flee to a neighbor and is being treated for severe burns to his head, face and torso.

  • Detroit_WASP

    “I’m gonna name my baby Fellony ’cause that’s what her daddy (I think) do for a livin’!”

    • Rocky Bass

      Oh, yeah I see now, just like European tradesmen and journeymen of times past where you had “Baker”s and “Smith”s and “Tanner”s etc… And some say they aren’t just like us.

  • Up to my neck in CA

    Thank you for sharing! Nothing they do surprises me anymore.