Stephanie Pagones, New York Post, August 19, 2017
This Colorado man is avowedly not a neo-Nazi.
But he believes his long-on-top, buzzed-on-the-sides haircut got him mistaken for one.
Joshua Witt, 26, escaped his brush with hairdo-doom with a defensive slice to the hand and three stitches.
“Apparently, my haircut is considered a neo-Nazi statement,” he told The Post Saturday.
Witt says he’d just pulled in to the parking lot of the Steak ’n Shake in Sheridan, Colo., and was opening his car door.
“All I hear is, ‘Are you one of them neo-Nazis?’ as this dude is swinging a knife up over my car door at me,” he said.