Malaysian Muslim Groups Call for Jihad on Cadbury After Pork Traces Found in Chocolate

Josie Ensor, Telegraph (London), May 27, 2014

Muslim groups have declared jihad on Cadbury after two of its products sold in predominately Islamic Malaysia were found to contain traces of pork.

The discovery was made during a periodic check for non-halal ingredients in food products by the country’s health ministry, which confirmed the presence of porcine DNA in bars of Cadbury Dairy Milk Hazelnut and Cadbury Dairy Milk Roast Almond.

Cadbury Malaysia, like most food makers in the country where Muslims make up more than 60 per cent of the population, has all of its products certified halal to conform with Islam’s dietary restrictions, one of which is a prohibition on pork.

A news conference was held in Kuala Lumpur where the groups claimed Cadbury had “crossed the line”.

“They have betrayed us Muslims by putting haram elements in the foods we consume,” said Abu Bakar Yahya, a leader of Malay rights group Perkasa.

Nadzim Johan, president of the Muslim Consumers Association of Malaysia, called for all Cadbury’s factories to be shut down and for all Muslims nationwide to boycott their products.

The president of another Muslim rights group in Malaysia called for a holy war, or jihad, against the confectionery giant for attempting to “weaken” Muslims in Malaysia.

Ustaz Masridzi Sat said: “Because the person eats pork it is difficult to guide him to the right path. When the day of judgment comes, that person will be wearing a pig-face because of what he has eaten.

“We need to unite, we must declare jihad.”

The company said it was undertaking a full review of its supply chain to ensure halal standards and the Malaysian government said it will conduct inspection of all Cadbury Malaysia’s products.

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  • Alucard_the_last

    They’re lucky. If I was in charge, I would force them to eat pork at every meal.

  • Reverend Bacon

    “We need to unite, we must declare jihad.”

    Ya’ gotta love good old Mohammed One Note. Don’t like a cartoon? “We need to unite, we must declare jihad.” There’s a video we don’t like? “We need to unite, we must declare jihad.” What about Satanic Verses? “We need to unite, we must declare jihad.” The Americans allow freedom? “We need to unite, we must declare jihad.”

    In our non-absolute world, cultural relativism says that it’s just dandy for them to feel that way. Why don’t we save a ton of money on ordnance, and just spray the middle east with bacon?

    • Pro_Whitey

      Despite their getting the vapors over bacon and pork products, unfortunately their being touched with them is no real permanent curse. It’s kind of like blacks with the n-word, it’s one of their nonsensical outrage triggers.

      • Reverend Bacon

        You’ve given me a great idea. Let’s just bomb the whole world with scrapple, also known as ‘”n-word” bacon.’ Then, just pass a law against ‘nonsensical outrage,’ for which the penalty is death. Death by scrapple.

  • Frank_DeScushin

    It’s difficult to take Muslims seriously. I wouldn’t put it past the Koranimals to call for the ritualistic beheading of all Cadbury chocolate bunnies.

    • sbuffalonative

      That’s why we have to take them seriously. Any perceived slight or insult can get you killed.

      They’re a dangerous people with a dangerous religion.

  • Einsatzgrenadier

    As long as they stay in their nonwhite, third world countries, Muslims can declare jihad as much as they want. It’s not my problem what these savages do in their spare time.

  • SlizzardAjeosshi

    Malaysia: the laughing stock of Asia

    • propagandaoftruth

      Sure ain’t Korea, eh? LOL!!!!

      You know…as awful as the N. Korean gov and system is…

      They still manage to maintain some form of civilized order and infrastructure despite their pariah status…

      This is neandodna. I’m switching over to this ID, by the way.

      • SlizzardAjeosshi

        Korea (both varieties) provides some uber-quality comedy gold but one week-end in downtown Kuala Lumpur and you suddenly realise that Petronas money+palm oil money+moooching a Chinese entrepreneurial class comprising 1/4 of your population+rampant illiteracy+half-a$$ed Islam combined with a burgeoning gay scene+giving free rein to every second-rate skyscraper architect in the world+scores of horny tourists from the Gulf+Tamil Indians acting gangsta and calling themselves “gang 36” is truly what Mondo Bizzarro is supposed to be made of

        • propagandaoftruth

          Sounds almost as bad as Sweden. Seen the documentary yet?

          Abomination.

          • SlizzardAjeosshi

            I truly don’t understand the Swedes: they could have the closest thing on this planet to Heaven and opted instead to make life for their productive, overly civilised and ingenious population unnecessarily burdensome.

            Huge territory, natural resources, some of the finest institutions of higher learning in the world, excellent and underrated food, a good system that strike the right balance between a competitive economy and some human compassion for the working class…

            Did the Vikings carry some sort of masochistic gene ?

            Why, Swedes, why ?????????

        • captainc

          you truly capture the malaysian spirit..

      • I’d rather people keep their original names. It’s hard to keep track.

        • propagandaoftruth

          I apologize my friend for any inconvenience that may result. My reasons are twofold.

          1. Got some followers with this guy from some effective trolling on enemy ground.

          2. Been complying with some New Years resolutions and things are beginning to look up a tad for me. Sometimes “out with the old, in with the new” is a good thing.

          New, better, more…lol…

          • Five months in and you’re still on track with your New Years resolutions. That must be some sort of world record.

            Don’t you know that mid-January is where all good New Years resolutions go to die?

          • propagandaoftruth

            My older brother whom I detest (not so uncommon, eh?) was head public defender in a mid sized municipality many years ago and described his method of budget request.

            Ask for twice what you need, go home happy when you get half what you asked for…

            I have approached my resolutions thusly and am indeed a little behind, procrastination being one of the things I need to work on…

    • One of my Chinese friends in Sydney was from Malaysia, and always referred to the Malays as “Malaise”.

      • SlizzardAjeosshi

        One of our neighbours is a Chinese woman from Malaysia: she married a HK (Chinese) surgeon and never went back to her former country, not even once: they’re driving out their producers base while at the same time inviting scores of illiterates from Bangladesh to muslimize the country…a genious strategy, let me tell you that.

        So far the whole thing is somehow getting uphold by commodities money, the fastest pile-up on public debt in Asia and rampant real estate speculation

  • the wind blows the wrong way they declare jihad.
    its lost its sting long ago, like hearing black screaming racest, it just
    lost its meaning long ago.

  • NoMosqueHere

    Violence works. Terrorism works. The muslims understand that most people are extremely frightened of violence, so they use it to get what they want. And they usually get what they want. Cadbury will buckle under to Islam, moving forward.

  • If eating pork will give muzzies a pig face as claimed, then logical consistency would say eating beef would make them moo, and eating chicken would give them chicken feet. No pork, but raping and beating uncovered Western women, while pimping Western underage teens–that’s just fine. Sand religions need to be limited to the sand dunes. It must be the heat that makes them crazy.

  • dd121

    You’re all going to muzzie hell. Nanny nanny booboo.

  • Sheik Yerbouti

    It’s a simple shakedown.

  • MBlanc46

    Just let them start.

  • Ahnenerbe ᛟ

    So they can find microscopic traces of pork but not a jet airliner?

    • LHathaway

      lol, muslim violence is unstoppable. And so thorough, it is undetectable.

      Expect more sleeping with muslim men.

  • IKUredux

    I am not inclined to go to war, however, when chocolate is involved, count me in. I am also available for battles over bacon. (I am on the side of bacon).

  • mobilebay

    When is the civilized world going to declare its own “Jihad” on these Neanderthals? Sorry, I don’t mean to insult Neanderthals.

  • Lt. Greyman, NVA

    Whites will never be safe till Islam is outlawed as a political Ideology with religious overtones. They kill everyone around them, and then they go back to killing each other.

  • Cadbury chocolate sold in Europe is better than in the USA because the original product contains palm oil.

    • Alexandra1973

      I hear palm oil is really good for you too. Go figure. Wouldn’t mind moving to Europe. Iceland would be my first choice.

      • I figure I’ll stay here and fight it out, street by street and room to room. Europe has also been corrupted.

  • The “traces” probably means different foods are at various times processed on the same machinery. I am violently allergic to macadamia nuts (but not other nuts) and must be careful to avoid them. I don’t go into anaphylaxis, but one nut will have me vomiting like a dying dog for several days. Accordingly, I look closely at food packaging. The usual legend is “May contain traces of…”

  • Raisetheflag (formerly Ben D.)

    My next chocolate bar will be Cadbury, extra bacon.

  • If I was still a shooter, I would be inclined to work on getting powdered pork bone meal into the lead for bullets. Casting them wouldn’t work, as the bone meal would float on top of the molten lead, but swaging them together probably would. A guy I used to know swaged bullets using lead wire and once-fired, empty .22″ rimfire cases.

  • SlizzardAjeosshi

    You are so right, all the muzzie countries should institute the Ministry of silly jihads