Touré: How to Christmas Shop While Being Black

Bradford Thomas, Truth Revolt, December 24, 2013

MSNBC’s Touré dedicated the final segment of The Cycle Monday to his default racially-charged social commentary–this time in the form of how-to Christmas shopping advice for African-Americans.

Touré advised his African-American viewers that in order to avoid the “shop-and-frisk,” they should do their best to make themselves appear “non-threatening” by dressing well, waving to security cameras, speaking articulately, shaking security guards’ hands, and, if possible, bringing a white friend (though not an attractive white girl if you’re a black male).

{snip} He concludes:

Of course . . . I’m being sarcastic. The problem is not us. It’s the diseased idea that black criminality is endemic and universal, while white criminality is deviant and rare.


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  • Touré”s guide?

    rjp’s guide: Don’t act like a ——.

    • I would be willing to “escort” black shoppers, one at a time. They would have to dress and act reasonably. I would expect $30 an hour including travel time. No checks.

      • Greg Thomas

        Don’t sell yourself short Michael. You are worth at least $40 an hour!

  • William Krapek

    “shaking security guards’ hands…”

    Don’t. Freaking. Touch me.

    • shawnmer

      A gesture which would raise the eyebrow of most security guards. The first thought would be, “Alright, WTF? What’s this guy up to?” It’s transparent, and would invite extra scrutiny.

  • bigone4u

    Gasbag Toure (with an oh so chic accent on the e) is one of many reasons no one watches MSNBC. YKW must be subsidizing the financial losses at MSNBC so that this idiotic propaganda gets out, but even most lefties aren’t interested. How many cable subscribers would pull the plug on this if they had the choice? ALL!!

    • MekongDelta69

      I was going to change my profile ID to: MD’69, so I too could be a hip and cool and chic black welfare thug…

      But then someone shook me because they saw I was obviously having a nightmare.

  • Greg Thomas

    They can avoid stop and frisk by not stealing!

    • Erasmus

      Nah. That they steal, murder, drive drunk and abuse alcohol and drugs are, among many other things, all YT’s fault.

      • Greg Thomas

        I know Erasmus. I was simply trying to be practicle, which is really asking too much with diversity.

    • NeanderthalDNA

      A few years ago my ex worked at a snooty department store that stopped carrying “Tommy Hill_igger” overpriced, tacky, garbage because the blacks were stealing so much and it wasn’t worth it to carry the line anymore.

      A black would rather risk going to jail for a thirty dollar Tommy Hill_igger baby jump suit than spend two dollars at Wal Mart. This is the quintessential difference between the typical Black and the typical White.

      • Katherine McChesney

        A few years ago a well-known major department store in Rivergate Mall, Nashville, refused to allow blacks to enter the store because they were stealing so much merchandise. They were also slashing it with box cutters. It’s near Dickerson Road where a Kroger shut down because of black theft. Even the employees were aiding in the theft by not scanning the products. Kroger lost a million dollars of merchandise.

        • NeanderthalDNA

          To me that Tommy Hill_igger stuff was like an “attractive nuisance” to the darkies. Tacky, flashy, overpriced, snooty sounding Eurotrash pretentions…

          Like a gleaming swimming pool to a loose toddler, they couldn’t resist. Eventually, like that open pool, they had to “shut it down”.

          No big loss, though. That stuff stunk it up anyway.

        • Conrad

          This is why so many businesses leave neighborhoods that the savages live in.

          • You forgot the sky-high insurance rates and the fact that genuine sales (as opposed to theft) drop precipitously once whites and Orientals learn to avoid shopping in these areas.

        • The CVS 100 yards from where I live fire it’s entire store opening staff after a couple of months. They were losing $65,000 per month due to theft.

  • IstvanIN

    Even black loss-prevention staff know blacks steal the most. And it isn’t rioting over sneakers.

  • Luca

    Apparently this mulatto has never seen a video of what a flash mob looks like or what happens when the Air Jordan’s hit town..

  • MekongDelta69

    What he said:
    “Of course . . . I’m being sarcastic. The problem is not us. It’s the diseased idea that black criminality is endemic and universal, while white criminality is deviant and rare.”

    What he KNOWS:
    “Of course . . . I’m NOT being sarcastic. The problem IS us. It’s the FACTUAL idea that black criminality is endemic and universal, while white criminality is deviant and rare.”

    • sbuffalonative

      Individual blacks are never guilty. Only society can be guilty.

  • Erasmus

    The title should read “How to Christmas Shoplift While Being Black.”

  • Spartacus


    • Conrad

      Diversity is our strength. That is to say, we will get strong or we’ll die.

    • Johnny Squire

      Thank you, Spartacus, for returning us to the reality of race with posts like this. Poseurs like Toure distract whites from the true nature of blacks with their accusations of “inequality”. I am certain Toure and others like him surround themselves with the whitest of whites because life among white people is damn good compared to living among their own.

      • Brian

        Look up Neblett’s biography (that’s his last name– I can see why he avoids it); he went to a posh (white) school and then to Emory University, where he was a race-hustling whiner trying to pose like he’s down with tha bruthas’ struggle.

  • newscomments70

    Sorry, Toure, the FBI statistics classify hispanics as white to create the illusion that whites are committing more crimes. You shouldn’t mention those statistics because they are fraudulent.

    • shawnmer

      Even the ones he cites don’t help his argument to anyone versed in them. He boasts that “only” 29% of larcenies (not entirely on point if the subject is shoplifting, but whatever) is a black perp, which is more than double their 13% of the population.

  • Irishgirl

    Toure advises blacks to dress well and speak articulately … thank goodness he’s being sarcastic.

  • Tim_in_Indiana

    Of course . . . I’m being sarcastic. The problem is not us. It’s the diseased idea that black criminality is endemic and universal, while white criminality is deviant and rare.

    Typical diseased and deviant black thinking. One needs only look at the crime statistics to see that what he claims is a myth is in fact reality.

  • Shadrach

    Liberalism is such a cancer.

    • Non Humans

      Much Disease
      Willful Stoopidity

  • JohnEngelman

    Touré advised his African-American viewers that in order to avoid the “shop-and-frisk,” they should do their best to make themselves appear “non-threatening” by dressing well, waving to security cameras, speaking articulately…and, if possible, bringing a white friend.

    – Bradford Thomas, Truth Revolt, December 24, 2013

    Those are good characteristics to look for whenever you see several young black men you do not know.

  • Extropico

    Yes, crime rates and IQs are similar across the color spectrum; and Africa is replete with Noble Prize winners in science and South African women can walk the streets safely without fear of rape.

  • Neuday

    Where is the guide: “How to have X without negroes ruining it”.

    • Earl Turner

      try northwestfront dot org

  • Shadrach

    Liberalism is willful stoopidity!

  • cecilhenry

    Most attitudes exist for a reason, and these are based in fact.

    ITs hard to argue reality, hence all the subjective ‘racism’ talk.

    But as we all know, anti-racism is just a codeword for anti-white.

    And here it is again!!!

  • gemjunior

    He means the diseased idea of reality, every person breathing knows that crime is the only activity at which blacks excel above and beyond all others. Nobody does it better.

  • Brian

    The CGI crew does a great job of hiding the Rushmore-sized chip on his shoulder.

  • Reverend Bacon

    Yes, and probably another 1 of 3 commit crimes but avoid getting caught. And it’s those 67% that make the other 33% look bad.

  • How to Christmas shop while being black:
    Go online and doo a Google search for the type of item you want. Read product reviews. Shop around the various online vendors. Order online. Item will come either in the mail or via UPS.

    Nobody will know you are black at any stage of this process.

  • Screamin_Ruffed_Grouse

  • newscomments70

    I recently purchased a fire extinguisher at the local hardware store. When i brought it home, it appeared damaged. I had lost the slip and called the store to see if there was anything they could do. The employee told me to bring it in, and he would attempt to repair it or replace it. He was quite trusting, even though I did not have the slip. I would have understood if he refused to help me. Anyhow, I brought the extinguisher to the store, and they replaced the hose. I was quite pleased and left the store with the extinquisher in my arms. An older gentelman, probably the manager, ran out after me and accused me of stealing. He was quite angry and he was yelling at me. After a few minutes of my explaining, he calmed down and apologized. I was offended, but I accepted his apology. I was probably profiled because I dress fairly shabbily. I work at home and I don’t care about clothing, shaving, etc. No big deal. Imagine what would have happened if I were black? There would have been helicopters, Jesse Jackson, Barbara Streisand…I would have had donations and movie deals. Toure is right…there is a double standard.

  • steve1red

    Look at the number of black and hispanic cops being hired. They’re supposed to protect us from crime? They’re probably working with the criminals to facilitate crime.

    • newscomments70

      Witnesses who report gang related crime believe that their identity is protected. Black and hispanic officers are sometimes gang members. They leak the identity of the witnesses back to the gang leadership. The witnesses are brutally murdered in retaliation. This has been going on for decades. It is especially prevelant in NYC and LA.

  • Katherine McChesney


  • Shawn_thefemale

    It happens every day. That is, if they can find the mother.

  • newscomments70

    Did you get a load of the “dorky” white guy that they emasculated? It’s almost as though the guy enjoyed it. Effeminate, liberal white men disgust me. They have their home on MSNBC, I guess.

  • Jack Burton

    No, he harassed you because you’re White.

  • Jack Burton

    Black buying power: 1 Trillion

    Black cost to the criminal justice system and White taxpayer: 10+ Trillion