‘Invisible Sex’ Frightens Teachers

Daily Mail (Zambia), July 15, 2013

Teachers at Nashongo and Makaba primary schools in Siavonga have threatened to abandon the schools for fear of witchcraft.

The teachers have packed their belongings in readiness for departure if the wizards and witches continue with their acts.

Chief Sinadambwe of the Tonga-speaking people confirmed this yesterday.

The traditional leader said the teachers have complained of sleepless nights and bad dreams allegedly caused by wizards and witches.

“The male teachers complained that they have been having sex with women they cannot see. This has been happening to them for about three weeks,” he said.

Chief Sinadambwe said the same incidents were being experienced by female teachers.

“I received a complaint from a female teacher of Makaba Primary School who told me what had happened to her on Friday.

“She said while sleeping next to her husband, an invisible man undressed her and had sex with her,” he said.

He said when she woke up, she found herself naked and her nightdress and underwear were on the floor.

Chief Sinadambwe said when the woman asked her husband if he had intercourse with her late in the night, he expressed ignorance.

“The husband started wondering who could have done that to his wife,” he said.

The chief, however, advised the teachers to drop their intentions to leave the schools and assured them that the problem would be resolved.

Chief Sinadambwe called on Government to help resolve the matter.

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  • Puggg

    Seems to me that certain teachers on a certain continent ought to lay off the funny substances.

  • Macman1138

    This is one reason why Africa continues to be the basket case of the world.

  • Spartacus

    “The male teachers complained that they have been having sex with women
    they cannot see. This has been happening to them for about three weeks”


    And what exactly are they complaining about ?

    • APaige

      When I was a teenager I had the same problem-having sex with woman who were not there.

      • Whitetrashgang

        When I was a teenager the problem is I could see the woman I was having sex with. Also You just cant beat a 70 IQ for having fun. I just hope their space program will not be affected.

  • Ed_NY

    Sounds like schizophrenia!

    • RileyDeWiley

      Sounds like nocturnal emissions to me.

    • Perhaps they should just start necklacing suspects until either these incidents cease or they run out of tires, whichever comes last.

  • Skip Wellington

    I had a similar event happen to me.

    After an evening of malt liquor and KFC with my African-American friends,
    I awoke the next morning to discover my clothing was disheveled and my private areas adorned in personal lubricant.

    Oh the mystery!

  • Spartacus

    Just when you think blacks can’t get any dumber, they outdo themselves one more time. And these are TEACHERS, people who are supposed to be intelligent and well educated. And they just keep coming into our lands, in wave after wave after wave…

  • Macman1138

    Is that their way of explaining all the pregnant 10 year olds and 8 year olds with AIDS?

    • Sick of it

      Of course! Are you implying that anyone other than an evil witch would have caused such a thing? /sarcasm

    • evilsandmich

      My thoughts exactly…

      The male teachers complained that they have been having sex with women they cannot see

      I’m pretty sure that they could see them.

  • Macman1138

    I could never understand why blacks round the world revered all things African, but didn’t want to live there.
    Quite curious indeed.

    • din_do_nuffins

      And black men don’t want to marry African American women. They know something we aren’t allowed to say.

  • biscuits&gravy

    LOL! Chief Drinks-a-Lot is doing it!

  • Oil Can Harry

    Apparently when Africans have nocturnal emissions aka wet dreams they think they were raped during their sleep by Patrick Swayze and Casper.

  • Michelle

    Only black people would make up tales of an invisible rapist boogyman..

  • Evette Coutier

    This is the fault of white privilege. We must protest and demand that the government send money to Zambia to stop the white racist ghosts from middle age Europe from rising from the after life and molesting those poor and oppressed people.

  • dd121

    These primitive people are sooo quaint. I’ll take this story as my daily dose of Diversity Enrichment.

    • Macman1138

      It’s their culture, you have to respect it.

  • dd121

    I’m one of the fortunate ones. From kindergarten through university I never had a bantu “teacher”. Ahh, White Privilege!

  • I don’t want to spread this, but maybe the racist Chicago city police are doing these things. Illinois state Representative Monique Davis has some suspicions.

    • Irishgirl

      I don’t know that they are, and I don’t know that they aren’t.

  • Konrad_K_Kay

    “The husband started wondering who could have done that to his wife,” he said.

    Obviously the work of WIZARDS!

    As many times as I have seen the bizarre and jaw-dropping stupidity of black people, there is always a story that comes up that shows me that there is always something stupider for them on the horizon.

    • Macman1138

      I am continually amazed, amused, confused and discussed at the”logic” of blacks.
      Yes, it is to laugh.

  • loyalwhitebriton

    That must be some powerful weed they’re smoking. Hmm…wonder if I could get some shipped in…?

  • Creepy as a cracker!

    That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

  • Nothing is as funny as penis theft. We need some sorcerers to start doing that to blacks in the United States. Purina could process the members for use in pet food.

    Would a sorcerer qualify for an H-1b visa?

    • Ed_NY

      I would never feed my pet that garbage. That would be tantamount to animal abuse.

  • Macman1138

    So what’s exactly is your point?

  • hastings88

    The morons don’t understand that their own fantasies and dreams are not actual invisible people. These are pre-stone-age hominids.

  • Pelagian

    “The husband started wondering who could have done that to his wife,” he said.

    I bet it’s the husband. Men do a lot of kinky things…

  • Thermo-optic camouflage can come in handy in Africa.

    Turn invisible and their victims can’t see they’re black.

  • Anon

    I posted a comment on the original article and the moderator in Zambia approved it!

    I hope the government takes action to stop this witchcraft immediately! It should not be allowed in a modern country like Zambia


    I’ve been to Zambia and it is a nice country and the people there are peaceful and friendly, certainly compared to other black Africans. The government there is ok, not Robert Mugabe style. It’s one of the few countries around the region that is not a war-torn hellhole. It’s still a poor country and will always be. Somehow they didn’t develop the brutal system that most other African countries have.

    I read some of the other articles in the Zambia Daily Mail website and they are funny! Government ministers worrying about their manhoods, etc.