TMZ Presents ‘Black Baby’

YouTube, June 9, 2013

A few months back we produced a piece for TMZ on TV–Black Baby–that we didn’t air. It’s really funny, but we just weren’t sure.

Lots of people have been bitching that they wanted to see it. So . . . now that we’ve hit 2 million followers on Twitter we’re giving in to the masses.

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  • I have this theory that is almost as strange as this video. These Hollywood celebrities were told when they kneeled and kissed the @$$ of Baphomet, that one of the conditions is to raise a black child, or their career, reputation, and fortune are over.
    This video forgot to add Sheryl Crow by the way.

    • KNEEL and bow before your false god, as you worship the famous celebrity during her Super Bowl halftime show. Millions and millions of viewers never had a clue that they were being indoctrinated.

      • me

        Madonna has a penis??? I knew it! LOL!

        Why Black children? Does Baphomet have a preference for them?

      • Whiteplight sees the Emperor N

        She’s actually trying to be Brunhilda from the Ring Cycle. She likes to do this and then have a black man take while in costume. She’s the ultimate in perversion.

    • OlderWoman

      That’s the Freemason god.

    • Romulus

      Ffffffffffff!!! Her too???????!!!!!!!!!

      • OOps! My mistake! (I’m not going to stoop to “My bad!”)

        Sheryl’s kid is white.

  • I’m surprised Harvey Levin didn’t have this thing stuffed down the rabbit hole.

    • Puggg

      There goes Harv’s chances to win the ADL’s Tolerancemonger of the Year Award.

      • blight14

        Get real, he just got bumped up the ladder 12 positions, ANYTHING that promotes miscegenation or something like this new ‘hip’ trend would be seen as a great thing by the ADL……

  • bigone4u

    Adopted celebrity black babies will hopefully become as dated as Paris Hilton’s chihuahua. I look forward to the day when one of them returns her baby to a black household for its own good. That would be an act of real charity and courage.

    • OlderWoman

      Once they grow up and show their inborn behavior, they’ll put them in ‘private schools for the intolerable’ to get rid of them.

      • sbuffalonative

        Or they’ll end up hating their white parents because they were denied the right to grow up authentically black.
        Can’t wait for the first black accessory baby to denounce lily white mom and dad.

        • The__Bobster

          Denounce? These celebutards will be lucky if they’re not murdered in their sleep.

        • justme

          many chinese girls that were adapted during that trend show that exact behavior, a couple have even made a career writing abou tit.

      • The__Bobster

        Like they do on soap operas when the bastard kids become an annoyance that doesn’t contribute to the plot?

      • bigone4u

        Given how violent blacks are, I think these celebrity moms will need to worry in 20 years about their ungrateful adopted black child murdering them. Being shipped off to a private school will just make the resentment worse.

    • Even Wacko Jacko had to get rid of Bubbles when he got too big. Bubbles was last seen at a great ape refuge in Florida.
      I’m curious. Are there stories of celebrities adopting black babies from 20-30 years ago? We can use that as a measuring stick.
      Even Mr. Drummond couldn’t keep Arnold, Willis, and his own daughter Kimberly from screwing up.

      • The__Bobster

        He couldn’t keep the drug-addicted Kimberly from screwing Willis.

        http://heavenhollywood.wordpress.com/2010/03/16/according-to-todd-bridges-co-star-dana-plato-refused-help-as-well/

        doubts that Plato dispelled when she initiated a sexual affair that began when Bridges was about 14 and continued for the run of the show, which ended in 1986.

        • bigone4u

          Ugh! Too much information, but you get an up arrow anyway for celebrity gossip.

        • Sick of it

          Good looking girl like her had more options too.

          • She gave that up when she started using drugs. One of my former friends got into drugs. He was a TSA passenger screener. He actually received a deferral for molesting children, but couldn’t leave the drugs alone, so he violated when he was caught with drugs and guns in a CSPD vice squad raid. Violating the deferral got him two years. The guns got him only one more, but consecutive and not concurrent. The real dinner-winner is that in Colorado, sentencing for any sort of sex crime requires the words “to life”, so he’s done six-and-a-half on his three-to-life sentence. I knew exactly when I was getting out for extortion, and this saved my sanity. I can’t imagine doing an indefinite sentence. His termination date is December 31, 8888; even if he’s released someday, he’s never going to be off paper.

            Hard drugs are the end of your life as you know it.

        • Romulus

          Maybe that disgusting tryst, coupled with the loss of celebrity and drug use were the catalyst for her demise.

      • 48224
    • me

      What about Tom ‘I’m not gay’ Cruise and Nicole Kidman adopting two kids, then basically abandoning them when they had their own biological children with other spouses? Charming people, eh?

      • Katherine McChesney

        The rumor is that Suri Cruise is the daughter of Tom’s cousin William Mapother. She is a deadringer for him.

  • joemcgee

    These mostly women, are out of their minds. In the end, one of these cuteniglets will cut one of their throats…

    • sbuffalonative

      I’d love to get inside Brad Pitts head and find out what he really thinks about Angelina’s African brood. I can’t help but believe he knows he made a terrible mistake but he doesn’t know how to get out of it. After all, what kind of a PC heel would he be if he abandoned African babies.

      • me

        Jennifer Aniston wouldn’t have done this…..Brad Pitt is a p$#sy-whipped moron. His mother has quite a dislike for his marriage-wrecking wife, Angelina. And Angelina Jolie is a s#$t house rat crazy UN shill that collects foreign children like other people collect stamps. Just ask her father, Jon Voight. Charleze Theron should be shot, because she’s South African and has had first hand experience with Black racism against Whites. The poop is going to hit the fan when all of these dumb ‘celebrity’ women have another Treyvon Martin on their hands in a few years…..

        • Niven

          You are so right! Charlize Theron is a vile, disgusting human being. There is 800 0000 or more destitute whites in her home country. She could have adopted one of them and focused some international attention on what is being done to whites in a black-majority country.

          • Niven

            800 000 or more

      • Steven Bannister

        Brad Pitt is a BETA-MALE.

        It took me a long time to realize it, but once you get past his good looks, his chiseled features and his financial success, he’s ultimately a girly man who allows his woman (and political correctness) to control him.

        I’ve seen pictures of him on the beach, dragging the cooler with 3 multiracial kids hanging on his arm – while Angelina walks cooly and confidently ahead of him. He looked miserable.

        A real man would have married Jennifer Aniston and knocked her up. I know I would have! Instead he chose a relationship in which HE was the woman.

        A reporter once asked him why he didn’t marry Angelina Jolie and he replied “We won’t get married until EVERYONE is allowed to get married!” (meaning gay people) I remember thinking what an incredibly wimpy response that was. What a cop-out! Ultimately, the couple DID get married – I’m guessing when Angelina finally put her foot down.

        • sbuffalonative

          Your assessment of Mr. Pitts is spot on.
          I have never been star struck. I don’t follow any celebrity. But magazine covers and video of Brad ‘and her husband’ Angelina are everywhere especially after Angelina had her breast removed. For the record, I don’t believe what she did was an act of bravery. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn she did it to keep her name in the gossip rags. The sympathy/pity fest was over the top fawning.
          Mr. Pitt looks like a whipped female dog carrying kids and dragging coolers while Angelina takes the lead with her nose and swollen lips in the air. The woman is nothing but a craven attention hound.
          It will be interesting what she does next to keep her face and name in the press.

      • Niven

        No,Brad is a race traitor just like Angelina. He went out with Sinitta(black) and Mike Tyson’s ex-wife(also black).

  • sbuffalonative

    In jest there is truth.

  • T_Losan

    TMZ’s followership is huge. It’s great that this stuff is getting talked about and ridiculed publicly. Also, this was hilarious.

  • David Ashton

    This is an anti-celeb video whose satirical humor blacks and whites can share, for almost similar reasons.

  • WowReally

    The typical black baby pawn as means of proving how anti-racist one is. This is especially an epidemic among young white liberal women. Yay for hating your own race!

    • The__Bobster

      They’re called “fashion accessories”, and like Model T’s, they only come in black.

      • bigone4u

        A libtard prof at the university and his wife adopted two of black babies. He told me privately that on his salary he couldn’t afford to adopt white or Hispanic youngsters, who cost more.

        • Sick of it

          So they’re more affordable..just like the Model T?

        • Why not just make your own kid? This is less expensive.

  • Jefferson

    Blacks will ALWAYS be White liberals favorite Nonwhite group by a landslide. That is why you rarely see rich White liberals adopt children from The Philippines and Bolivia for example. Even though those are Nonwhite countries, White liberals do not find Amerindian babies and Asian babies to be as cute as Sub Saharan African babies.

    • David Ashton

      They won’t stay “babies” (at any rate physically).

  • Homo_Occidentalis

    I think that the adoption of black babies has officially jumped the shark.

    • Romulus

      Don’t you mean mudshark!! If you’ll excuse my fratboy humor!!

  • APaige

    It funny and makes fun of the adults not the black babies. Laquifa b sayinz dam, mes have fo an as mane babies daddies.

  • The__Bobster

    When I bring up the same issue on celebutard sites, I get flamed and then banned.

  • Anglokraut

    My mom and I agree that we both remember a time when THE place to get your celeb-adopted baby was Vietnam and China–especially Chinese girls. Can anyone confirm, or are we finally going crazy in the Arizona sun?

    • me

      Yup. Asian babies…..Another fad, like the pet rock. And don’t forget those orphans from Romania and how well that worked out….

  • The Final Solution

    It’s not just for celebrities. You’ll see a lot of white leftists in Portland with black babies. The trend these days is going to the bar in the middle of the day with your baby. The way these traitors show off these colored babies is enough to make you vomit. They’re so proud of themselves – for what I can’t seem to figure out. Charity?

  • sbuffalonative

    I think it’s also important to note that these celebs only want non-African-American children. Why would that be?

    I suspect they believe that American blacks are true to their stereotypes. American blacks are damaged goods.

    Hence they believe that have to find the untainted pure African in the wild which they believe will be easier to tame and domesticate.

    • me

      Yeah, good luck to them with that….

  • Romulus

    I was all ready have a good laugh, but my guy just couldn’t summon one. The race traitors depicted herein only illicit fits of nausea from me.

    • sbuffalonative

      I take a different view.
      The people who participate in these practices aren’t reproducing so they’re genetic failures. It’s no great loss. The black babies were already born so it’s a zero sum game.
      If these people want to run this experiment, I say let them do it. Their future failures will be a warning to others who may want to try this in the future.

      • me

        These women are mentally ill. They probably are too sick to understand the repercussions of their actions in the future…..

      • dmxinc

        It’s still sad to lose beautiful women, like Bullock or Theron, from our gene pool. If only they had been raised correctly with a sense of self worth.

        • sbuffalonative

          I agree it’s kind of sad. I don’t know if it’s from PC brainwashing or genes but somewhere along the line, their minds became unstable.

          I wish there was a way to get through to them but when you confront a liberal about their beliefs, it only hardness their convictions so we just have to write them off.

          All we can do is point out their mistakes to others and wait to see the fruition of their noble experiments.

          • Anna Tree

            Another kind of Darwin award…

  • anton drexler

    These babies are just accessories for these vapid, self-obsessed celebusluts. I’ll bet my right arm that not one of them changes diapers, cleans, cooks, or does night duty for these little creatures. Their real mothers will be their nannies.

    • me

      Illegal Mexican nannies….

  • DList

    And his name is Jackson…LOL!

    • Jack Burton

      I’m tired of these MF’n White people in this MF’n adoption agency!

  • MadMike

    6 months old, funny, 16 years later not so funny…

  • me

    There are plenty of white children in the world that could use a good home. I think these ‘celebrity’ trollops deserve to be flogged in the town square for their attention-whoring.

  • Steven Bannister

    Yes, it seems that Asian babies are most common adoptee. But that’s for the average urban mom who will be taking care of the child herself. For the Hollywood Celebrity with full-time nannies and a politically correct reputation to uphold, nothing less than a full blooded Bantu will do!

  • ViktorNN

    I’m going to be chuckling when all these newly wed white gay and lesbo couples start adopting black babies. Imagine a whole population of blacks raised by white homosexuals. That’s going to be one strange, defective bunch right there.

  • blight14

    What a disgusting trend…………..

  • blight14

    More like reform school………the military academy I attended wouldn’t have begun to allow anyone entrance that had a checkered past, period.

  • justme

    I have seen many women (and even one male ) do this no doubt subconsciously picking up clues from the media.
    They walk around with unmistakable looks of self-saintliness the rarely look at their kids when walking in public, rather their eyes scan around eager to see who’s looking at them, and when they do make eye contact, they get a glazed look on their face with a clueless smile, then ritually nod their head as if they were nobel prize winner acknowledging an admiring fan.

  • eonic

    A commenter on another site suggested that African-American babies
    compare to African babies as fake Louis Vuitton bags to the genuine
    article. Another suggested that what these adopters
    really want is babies with AIDS so that it will die
    before reaching adulthood and they can buy a new one, after, of course,
    publicly displaying deep grief over the old model.

    • Anglokraut

      Sounds a bit like my old Tamagotchi. Hatch an egg, raise it, play with it, feed it, watch it grow up, and watch it fly away. I had an Americanized Tamagotchi, because I’m pretty sure the Japanese versions grew old and died.

      • I had a rogue Tamagotchi. I fed it and cleaned up the virtual poop, but purposely didn’t pay it any attention except when I was scolding it.

        • Anglokraut

          Very Jungian.

          • I don’t do that to Ariadne, but I wanted to see how angry I could make a rogue Tamgotchi. It went crazy, and Sayaka said she wanted to let hers and mine play together, but she decided it was something from Hell who badly wanted to be let out. Finally it was completely furious and went screaming bonkers. I think they’re supposed to mate, but mine killed hers because it was so full of hate. My Tamagotchi turned into a sort of dinosaur.

          • Anglokraut

            Wow! Sorry to be a bit on the vapid side for this comment, but that’s pretty messed up!

          • I wanted to see how badly I could mess with a Tamagotchi.

          • Anglokraut

            I’ve never been into MMOs for my own good–I have an addictive personality, and video games are my poison.

          • Have you tried Neverwinter Nights I? It’s basically a video game version of crack.

          • Anglokraut

            Nope, never. I have a PS2, an N64, and an NES. Anything more advanced than that and I’m in trouble.

            Though the new Wolfenstein looks really sweet. I’ve never been able to play first-person though. Freaks me out.

  • MekongDelta69

    When I saw this, I not only cracked up, I was somewhat surprised that a liberal sleazoid site like TMZ ran this, without ever getting shaken down by all the usual suspects.

    Black kids are to these losers what Paris Hilton’s (and other losers) tiny dog used to be to her (and may still be – unless she traded the dog in for a… Third world black baby!)

    • Jack Burton

      Right, but you see they’re making fun of White people, so it’s okay.

  • Funruffian

    I can’t help but be amused at the great and lucid comments from our members about this bizarre trend. After reading about this I am wondering if these celebs are being coerced into this by the Hollywood mavens. Think about it. We all know who controls Hollywood. Many of these celebs are on borrowed time; their careers and reputations can be destroyed almost overnight. That is how powerful the media is.
    When these celebs adopt the unadulterated Negro infant from the motherland it’s supposed to prime their image as one of virtue, courage and selflessness. But we see this as false bravado disguised as honor.

    • I think the competition for moral superiority among the Hollyweirdos will result in them upping their game. The new fashion accessory won’t simply be black, but also obviously handicapped.

      Angelina: “My African’t is better than yours, because it is a paralyzed Afritard with herpeghonnosiphilaids, crossed-eyes and a harelip. Brad and I are going to have its soul surgically cauterized.”

      Madonna: “Your Groid-Fu is stronger than mine. Can I touch it?”

  • Funruffian

    For an American couple to adopt a paraplegic Bulgarian child with a cleft palate costs $30,000. To adopt a Latino child from Mexico or Latin America costs $15,000.
    Do you know how much it costs to adopt a Black kid?? Nothing. It’s free. You can have a dozen of them if you wanted. This tells you how undesirable this trend really is when you look at the market for adoption.

    • Bardon Kaldian

      Interesting. So much about “market value” of different children.

  • These people are put-ups. Actors.

  • Katherine McChesney

    Their ‘so-called’ grandmother lost a court case with AEG, blaming them for killing MJ. Now she’s attempting to institute ANOTHER lawsuit. AEG suggested to her that she ‘go away’.

  • Katherine McChesney

    Perhaps if they’re dressed in clothes with large pockets they could be used as purses….