Zimbabwe Is Down to Its Last $217

Adam Clark Estes, The Atlantic Wire, January 29, 2013

There are cash-strapped governments and there are broke governments. And then there’s Zimbabwe, which, after paying last week’s government salaries, has just $217 left in the bank. No, we didn’t forget any zeroes to the end of that figure. Zimbabwe, the country that’s home to some of the world’s largest platinum and diamond reserves, literally has the same financial standing as a 14-year-old girl after a really good birthday party. The country’s finance minister admitted as much in a press conference on Tuesday. “Last week when we paid civil servants there was $217 [left] in government coffers,” Tendai Biti told reporters. “The government finances are in paralysis state at the present moment. We are failing to meet our targets.”

So it seems. However, Zimbabwe is hardly a stranger to financial hyperbole. The economy started to come apart at the seams in 2000, when President Robert Mugabe seized the land of over 4,000 white-owned farmers, effectively dismantling the country’s agriculture industry. Over the course of the next decade, the country spiraled into an extended period of hyperinflation, the likes of which the world almost never sees. It peaked in August 2008, when inflation reached 11,200,000 percent and economists around the world started to say that the country’s situation was hopeless. Prices were doubling by the day, and the government had to print Z$100 billion notes. The following year, they went ahead and printed Z$100 trillion notes, just before deciding to chop 12 zeroes off of the currency. A new coalition government formed that year and started on the long process of financial recovery, a process that is clearly going to take a little longer.

It’s unclear how the Zimbabwean government is going to get itself out this fiscal mess, but whatever it does, it needs to do it quickly. As Quartz’s Tim Fernholz points out, Zimbabwe is looking at a $104 million bill for its upcoming election. Its government is also dealing with brand new allegations that government officials have been running a corruption ring around the country’s diamond mines. {snip}

Until then, looking for quarters under the couch isn’t going to cut it, so Zimbabwe is doing the only thing it can do. “We will be approaching the international community,” Biti said. You’ll never guess who’s most likely to come to the rescue. Hint: They’re big fans of rare minerals.

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  • Robert Binion

    The government can play the dollar trifecta 217 times or enlist the aid of chairman Bernanke. Bonds? “Uncle Zim wants you.”

  • What happened to that $50,000,000 George “Dubya” Bush promised in african aid?

    • Laager

      Over the last 5 years Zimbabwe secured two “loans” from South Africa. The first for R3billion and the second for R10billion. This all came from taxpayers money mostly generated by the white business community in South Africa.

      From Wikipedia we learn that Premier Robert Mugabe has the following academic qualifications:

      Mugabe was raised as a Roman Catholic, studying in Marist Brothers and Jesuit schools, including the exclusive Kutama College, headed by an Irish priest, Father Jerome O’Hea, who took him under his wing. Through his youth, Mugabe was never socially popular nor physically active and spent most of his time with the priests or his mother when he was not reading in the school’s libraries. He was described as never playing with other children but enjoying his own company. According to his brother Donato his only friends were his books.

      He qualified as a teacher, but left to study at Fort Hare in South Africa graduating in 1951, while meeting contemporaries such as Julius Nyerere, Herbert Chitepo, Robert Sobukwe and Kenneth Kaunda. He then studied at Salisbury (1953), Gwelo (1954), and Tanzania (1955–1957).

      Originally graduating with a
      [1] Bachelor of Arts degree from the University of Fort Hare in 1951,
      Mugabe subsequently earned six further degrees through distance learning including a
      [2] Bachelor of Administration and Bachelor of Education from the University of South Africa and a
      [3] Bachelor of Science,
      [4] Bachelor of Laws,
      [5] Master of Science,
      [6] Master of Laws,
      all from the University of London External Programme.

      The two Law degrees were earned while he was in prison, the Master of Science degree earned during his premiership of Zimbabwe.

      He has also ben awarded 13 Honorary Degrees one of which is a

      Bachelor of Commerce.

      He also has an long list of awards of which this one must surely rank the highest:

      Africa Prize for Leadership for the Sustainable End of Hunger
      by The Hunger Project in 1988.

      The full list of this nonsense must rate as the greatest testimony of liberal folly the world has ever seen.

      • Ed_NY

        I question the qualification of any black with a diploma. I have met too many educated blacks that are illiterate.

  • WmarkW

    That $217 was worth a billion in 2005.

  • dd121

    I read this story this morning. Have they spent it yet? To raise money maybe they could sell back a farm or two they stole from whites.

  • Aryan-friend

    The real problem for Z. is not this balance, but the failure of investor confidence. If the country had investor confidence, it could even now assume a huge debt, and there still would be no crisis.

    In this situation, the danger facing civilized first-world countries is crisis-driven immigration from Africa. When the unstable African countries in the 21st century begin to collapse or suffer, guess where the excess population will attempt to migrate? One can imagine an international relief agreement involving not just finances, but some sort of promise to accept “refugees.”

    So presently, there is an absolute need for the west to stay out of these countries affairs and not to involve ourselves in the type of white-guilt-morality which our enemies exploit in opportunistic moments.

  • PesachPatriot

    People can make fun of zimbabwe’s net worth but having $217 is better than owing 16 trillion dollars plus interest. I suggest they spend the remaining funds on a few cases of beer and some jack daniels and drink themselves blind to forget about the fact that they are screwed beyond belief…

    • Formerly_Known_as_Whiteplight

      I guess the difference is who’s got a credit rating.

      • IstvanIN

        We have the better credit rating because we still have ink in the mimeograph machine.

        • Formerly_Known_as_Whiteplight

          No, because we have an economic machine that has substructure and momentum AND the rest of the world depends on that.

      • Joseph

        And who owns the credit-rating companies.

        • Formerly_Known_as_Whiteplight

          Why don’t you tell me?

    • brengunn

      Not really, America has a large but manageable mortgage. Zimbabwe’s homeless and begging for table scraps.

      • PesachPatriot

        All 3 of you guys bring up good points…Its a good thing most people in America are terrible at math or the dollar would have already collapsed 3 or 4 years ago. Istvanin, printing physical notes is so 20th century weimar…in USSA someone can press a button on a computer in the Mariner Eccles building and create trillions of dollars a day. I mentioned on another thread that I wonder what the founders would think of the crazy numbers we throw around so casually. In their day a net worth of 2-500K made you a one per center…today 2-500K is an accounting error for one per centers. I don’t think any of the pre-20th century presidents could even conceive of spending a billion dollars on anything, or that much money existing.

    • Tim

      Ouch! Wham! Zingo!! Bam X 10…. I knew a nightclub owner who shuttered his doors and then showed up four weeks later pushing a hot dog cart. His former customers gushed in dismay and asked what they could do. He said, “Celebrate!! I`ve gone from losing $2200 a night to making $300…

  • Ed_NY

    Wake up America! Rhodesia was a beautiful White ruled and developed country. Now known as Zimbabwe, it is a black ruled and destroyed cesspool.

    • The__Bobster

      And the activist MSM did a 180 and walked away whistling, denying that they had any role in this travesty.

    • John

      Coincidentally, the same exact thing happened to South Africa, Detroit, Killadelphia, Washington D.C., Atlanta, St. Louis, Baltimore, Crack Angeles, and many dozens of other urban hellholes where Blacks (or Mestizos) were handed the reigns in a shameful and disgraceful display of affirmative action. Where Blacks and Mestizos go, social and economic ruin, violent crime, STDs, and all manner of cultural disasters follow.

      I wish it were easy to determine the exact percentages of Blacks in each corporation. It would make it easy to short their stocks by simply picking the firms with the highest percentages of Black workers and other Blacks pretending to be “managers” and “executives” on the good grace of quotas and affirmative action alone.

      In lieu of that, I think I will short the municipal bonds of all Black- and Mestizo-run cities in the United States.

      • mike

        Good points John. It is stunning how liberals can look at the correlation between blacks and urban hellholes and deny it indicates anything about blacks. Also would love to have the statistics on black in upper management for investment purposes. Any company stupid enough to give in beyond tokenism to blacks is doomed to fail.

        • John

          You’re precisely right, Mike. Of course, an all-White board of directors in a large corporation can ensure that the firm’s braintrust remains controlled by people of high intelligence, while they plant their token Blacks across the company for show and tell purposes, but eventually, it reaches a point where Whites are unable to mask the deleterious effects associated with the presence of Blacks. It eventually catches up with the firm in tangible ways that harm the firm. How can it not?

          • StillModerated

            Black executives are usually placed in charge of human resources. Which means they get to hire more shiftless make-work positions for their nephews and nieces.

    • I love it how the reporter tiptoed around the little matter of theft:

      ” Its government is also dealing with brand new allegations that government officials have been running a corruption ring around the country’s diamond mines.”

      Maybe if government workers weren’t siphoning off the fuel needed for mining machinery, they could actually get some of them diamonds and platinum OUT of the ground. It would appear that a single day of un-screwed-up mining production would boost the country’s net worth by million percent or so.

      Alas, as is hinted in the article, the Chinese are probably standing by to take over the mines and run them properly. Which is a good deal: Chinese get $100 bn worth of stuff, Mugabe and his cronies $100k worth of bling.

      • Howard W. Campbell

        When the Chinese get their hooks in Zimbabwe, watch for multiple government workers daily to be killed for siphoning fuel out of the Chinese industrial machinery. Word will quickly get around not to mess with the Chinese. Eventually, the GIBS ME DAT crowd will riot and Tienanmen Square will look like a walk in the park.

        This is what Gary, Detroit, etc would look like if not for state and federal dollars.

    • Joseph

      Problem with Zimbabwe is that they were unable to import enough cheap Mexican -you know, to do the jobs that Zimbabweans don’t want to do to save their economy like WE are.

      It’ll all be okay.

    • This is what will happen to the US when the government passes amnesty.

    • Gennifer Zhang-Li

      Ed, Rhodesia was invaded by whites (partly, granted a lot of legitimate settlement occured) and Americans deliberately imported blacks. It’s a different situation altogether; WASPs ruined America, blacks ruined Rhodesia.

      • saxonsun

        WASPS ruined America–! Thanks for the laugh.

        • Fair Dingum

          Some WASPS did ruin America by the mass importation of slaves, with a reckless, selfish and callous disregard of the impact this would have on most of their fellow citizens and future generations.

          • StillModerated

            WASPs did not run the slave trade in Charleston. Jews did.

          • K..

            Wow. I liked this site because it is one of the few race-realist forums that is relatively free of delusional idiots peddling their “vampire-squid” conspiracy theories about Jews secretely controlling the world. But now it’s here too.. kind of like finding a big juicy apple and then seeing a worm in it.

      • PesachPatriot

        You have got to be kidding me…some WASPS with wigs and muskets founded this awesome and wonderful country, then a bunch of other WASPS fought a violent and bloody four year conflict with each other to end slavery here. Yeah, those wasp neighborhoods in america are so scary and dangerous…I always see golfers beating each other senseless with 9 irons and those little WASP girl scouts always seem to be stealing cars and robbing liquor stores. I really hope you live in China…if you ever come to america you’ll soon realize the one thing that all of the most dangerous cities have in common. If you came for a visit I’m pretty sure you would have a better time in west virginia than chicago.

      • StillModerated

        White Anglo-Saxon Protestants did not ruin America, another non-Christian tribe did that.

    • Dr. X

      What is troubling to me is that the Rhodies were willing to take up arms to defend white culture (something we are obviously unwilling to do) yet they STILL LOST in the end and gave in to the black hordes who, untimately and predictably, destroyed their country.

    • Dr. X

      What is troubling to me is that the Rhodies were willing to take up arms to defend white culture (something we are obviously unwilling to do) yet they STILL LOST in the end and gave in to the black hordes who, untimately and predictably, destroyed their country.

  • SintiriNikos

    They should sue the Whites they chased out and the survivors of the ones they killed. The pale one clearly caused this mess by being killed and thrown out.

  • Some Guy

    That’s 217 Lottery tickets!! Let the scratching begin!

  • Al Gator

    China will buy them, buy their farms, buy their mines and life will continue. Rhodesia was once one of the largest exporters of food in Africa. Something the Chinese probably find particularly interesting. Oh, and the Chinese do like the fact that the country has rich deposits of some rare metals.

    It will be interesting to see how this commie pig throwback fossil, mug-grabwee, survives.

    • CaptainCroMag

      Now that China has become the world’s second largest economy, they have the political leverage to implement just what you described. A few muted voices from the West will pen some articles about the unfairness of Chinese exploitation of Africa, but we don’t have the means or will to stop them at this point. Hopefully they will put a one child policy into place there. Forced birth control is the solution to most of Africa’s troubles.

      • brengunn

        So what, let China have it, the whole continent. Being the Boss is not all it’s cracked up to be. Much better to be a consigliere like Germany or Japan, with all the advantages and much less of the hassle. America, let go of the reins, sit back and enjoy yourself.

        How long will it take for anti-Chinese rebellions in Africa? Within ten years I expect. I’ll be very interested to see how they deal with African insurgents.

        • Alex

          It’s going to be so funny when they’re begging the White man to come back, and hopefully by that time we’ve learned a thing or two more and say “tough.” Maybe a bit too much wishful thinking on my part regarding our and our European brothers’ response though.

          • Ed_NY

            I believe there are some African countries that long for the return of colonial rule.

          • T_Losan

            Afraid not my friend. When Chinese rule goes wrong, whites and “the legacy of racism” will somehow be blamed. I guarantee it.

          • Brian J Deller

            On our s and their TV in South Africa, that staemnet has already been said, “It ws so much better when the White man was in charge”. One ws on a documentary about the drug criminals in the mixed race areas of cape Town where the neighbourhood watches have been armed legally by the police and given the OK to shoot to kill when they are shot at. And the statement was not edited out: I was surprised at that. The other was on live S.A. TV when a failed black African who had been given an ex- white farm had gone bankrupt after 18 months. He was asked what had happened.

        • These rebellions will never happen, because the blacks will never try, because they know their Chinese slave masters will never put up with their guff.

          • Pelayo

            And you won’t see the Chinese welcoming hundreds of thousands of African refugees into the homeland.

          • brengunn

            They will rebel, that’s for sure. There are already whisperings, anger over land deals and so forth. What will be interesting is the Chinese response to the first full scale attack on their interests and the West’s counter response.

            Give the blacks credit where it’s due, they’re not cowards.

          • Uh, blacks are first class world class cowards. Sure, they might for now see their yellow masters and assume they’re a lot like their white masters used to be. The first time they try something, they will quickly be disabused of that theory.

          • brengunn

            Cowardly? I don’t think so. That’s not to say I think they could fight an effective campaign against a Chinese army, they’d have no chance.

            I’m curious, do you think the Chinese will be a harder boss to please than a European? The reason I ask is, I think Euro-American power will be a counter balance to Chinese power, perhaps preventing some of the violence that might otherwise be done. Remember, when we ran rough shod over everybody there was no who could tell us to stop. We were to far ahead.

          • ed91

            you’re in for some real surprises I suspect.
            The chinese will effectively do what needs to be done in africa and they will do it much more efficiently than our pc masters.

          • brengunn

            I’m not questioning Chinese resolve or their willingness to do what needs to be done to get the job done. Just saying they won’t have absolute power, so their actions will be somewhat hamstrung by Euro-American Power.

          • Joseph

            Exactly, think: Tiananmen Square. They will not be more generous to marauding swarms of blacks.

          • StillModerated

            Oh but they are. They mug old ladies.

            And the Chinese are not bound by any quaint Christian constraints. Look what they did in Urumqi where they dealt rather harshly with stroppy mohammedans.

          • The rebellions have already happened. There was a story last year about a rebellion at a chinese run mine.

          • Cherry Bomb

            The Chinese are masters of putting down rebellions. Bullets are cheap…but then so is life to them, especially black life. To the Chinese, blacks are truly sub-humans.

          • Bantu Education

            Sooner or later there will be a massacre of Chinese, this will give the Chinese the excuse to put in troops. I believe this is how the Russians got heavily involved in Afghanistan after a horrific slaughter at a Russian civilian compound in Herat – women and children too of course. Shortly afterwards the Russians invaded. Of course they ultimately withdrew but that was mainly because the US supplied the Afghan freedom fighters (aka “terrorists”) with stinger missiles with which they shot down hundreds of helicopter gunships. The same won’t happen in Africa – once the chinks go in they will stay forever.

      • Tim

        I`ve always said that China`s One Child Policy was never about population control. It was about destroying the last institution that super cedes the State… the family! In this case their work may already be largely donefor them.

      • Bantu Education

        “Forced birth control is the solution to most of Africa’s troubles.” Africans are incapable of self-discipline, even more so when it comes to sex, so “forced sterilisation” would be the only humane way to bring about a meaningful population decline. It is more likely that the Chinese will find other cheaper and more effective ways.

    • bursinfur

      What farms?

      They burnt them all.

    • The__Bobster

      The Chicoms also like the dried body parts of the local endangered species.

  • Pelagian

    “home to some of the world’s largest platinum and diamond reserves”

    I consider myself among the least racialist of the folks who regularly post here. I think blanket racialist appeals sometimes distract from the root issue which is “What to do about black misbehavior?”.

    Nonetheless, it is difficult to see stories like this and not believe that our ancestors, like Jefferson Davis, and on back to the Ancients, knew whereof they spoke when they made the evaluation that blacks were unsuited for positions of authority. And incapable of self-government.

    Once again, the words of black Pastor James Manning loom large: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuEc-nFULY8

    • I consider myself among the least racialist of the folks who regularly
      post here. I think blanket racialist appeals sometimes distract from
      the root issue which is “What to do about black misbehavior?”

      Huh? Racialism is precisely how you come to an accurate answer to that question, and white racialist resolve is the only way to solve the problem. The less racialist you are, or the less racialist you say you are because it gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside, the more it leaves you open to the accusations of “racism” which will ultimately warp your mind and weaken your resolve.

    • Cherry Bomb

      I think blanket racialist appeals sometimes distract from the root issue which is “What to do about black misbehavior?”.

      The root issue is white dispossession and loss of white homelands. Blacks have nothing to do with this, they are being used as a tool to dispossess whites, nothing more.

      Look for those whom you can’t criticize and who control the financial institutions, media, government and academia. That’s where the answers are. They are our real enemy.

      • razorrare

        “If you want to know who it is that oppresses & rules over you, simply ask yourself who it is you are not permitted to criticize,”—-Voltaire

        or words to that affect…

    • Blaak Obongo

      ” I think blanket racialist appeals sometimes distract from the root issue which is “What to do about black misbehavior?”

      And why is it that you think blacks “misbehave” on such a massive scale?

      Hint: People create cultures; cultures don’t create people.

  • bigone4u

    Running a country is not so easy as whites made it look, eh my African friends?
    But do not despair, for your African DNA has taken root in America and soon we shall join you as you celebrate your failed nation by celebrating our failed nation too. Already, so many of your cousins preside over our once great cities and have brought them to ruin.
    So pound the drums and let the jungles reverberate with the news of failure. Although an ocean away, we are your financial breathren. Your DNA is in our leaders too.

    • Joseph

      “Coming soon to a country near you.”

  • a multiracial individual

    It’s not out of the question for large portions of Africa to become Chinese colonial possessions. I wonder how that will go?

    • Jerrybear

      They would turn things around. Plus they aren’t plagued by ‘Asian guilt’ so they’ll put the blacks in their place. Let them. The West certainly aren’t helping the situation in Africa. Our ‘foreign aid’ props up these tinpot dictators and allows the Africans to breed like rats.

    • brengunn

      Well, if you compare the Chinese imperialism to American imperialism, I would say the Chinese variety will be much more serious and long lasting. American rule has been professional rule and control of capital whereas the Chinese are are putting boots on the ground. Ordinary workers and merchants not just a landed gentry, historically it’s much more effective form of occupation when you change the demos of the country not just the political class. Think Northern Ireland and the Russian parts of Georgia etc. Potential for conflicts for hundreds of years. Maybe, think Western Europe & America.

    • K..

      I would LOVE to see the Libtards screaming about Chinese colonialism in Africa for a change. They would finally have to take the needle out of the ‘legacy of white colonialism’ groove that they’ve been stuck in for decades.

    • MBlanc46

      Exploit, yes. Colonize, probably not.

  • Unperson

    Zimbabwe, which, after paying last week’s government salaries, has just $217 left in the bank. No, we didn’t forget any zeroes to the end of that figure.

    A few days ago here on AR, I left a comment on an article about black women making only 60% (or, if you prefer, three-fifths) of what whites make. I asked, if black women were doing that well, why then did they have “a reported personal financial worth of $5. This is not a typo.”

    And now the good white liberals at Atlantic Wire, reporting on the financial condition of former “Breadbasket of Africa” Zimbabwe — a sum in the low three-figures — needs to add “No, we didn’t forget any zeroes to the end” because the amount is so pathetically, unbelievably LOW that readers would naturally assume it to be some sort of major misprint!

    But that’s how it ALWAYS is with blacks and finance: their level of money-sense, and of business acumen, is not only worse than ours, it is hugely, drastically worse. So bad it can hardly be measured on the same chart. Whether in Africa or in America or in Haiti, the results are always the same: where blacks go, poverty follows. Face it: these people just aren’t good with money.

    • A few days ago here on AR, I left a comment on an article about black women making only 60% (or, if you prefer, three-fifths)
      of what whites make. I asked, if black women were doing that well, why
      then did they have “a reported personal financial worth of $5. This is
      not a typo.”

      You’re confusing income and net worth.

      • brengunn

        Both are connected. Higher income generally means higher net worth.

        • You don’t understand our Bellcurviuses, and the way they can waste money. Higher income means higher net worth? Tell that to the throng of athletes that declare bankruptcy after having earned eight figures maybe nine of money after taxes in their professional careers.

          • brengunn

            As I said, generally.

    • Just look at how few businesses are owned by blacks. Now of those that actually exist, let’s look at what percentage of them are fraudulent “minority contractors” that are getting corrupt government contracts.

  • The Final Solution

    Failure is something that blacks are quite used to.

  • Barrack Osama

    Simple solution: Get rid of all these pesky dollars, these white man’s institutions, and white man’s technologies. The people they were designed for are no longer around. I’m told “Africans lived in perfect ecological harmony for thousands of years before the white man came”. Stop living a lie. Simply return to that way of life in which you evolved and are most naturally suited.

    • A. Windaus

      Mass starvation and ecological desert in 3… 2… 1…

      • MBlanc46

        Mass starvation, yes. There are far to many people in Africa to return to subsistence agriculture. Ecological desert? Not necessarily. Subsistence ag does put stresses on the environment, but those stresses can be managed. Humans, including Africans, have done so for thousands of years. It’s not a likely outcome, but it might be the optimal outcome for Africans.

  • Gee, I never thought that I would have more money in my checking account that a country would.

  • Ulick

    “Let me say it again. I don’t believe in black majority rule ever in Rhodesia, not in a thousand years. I repeat that I believe in blacks and whites working together. If one day it is white and the next day it is black, I believe we have failed and it will be a disaster for Rhodesia.” — Ian Smith, Rhodesia Prime Minister 1964-1979

    History has vindicated the bluntly honest Smith.

    • Can’t work together and you can’t put your life in their hands. I would bet the smart one’s that knew this and didn’t support the surrender got out before their family was murdered.

      • IstvanIN

        Ian Smith’s government survived because enough blacks knew what would happen if majority rule came to pass. A little fact our “betters” over look. Better to say 10 white guys ran rough shod over a million blacks.

  • Fair Dingum

    They’re $217 in the black? That means they’re ahead of the U.S. seeing as were sixteen or seventeen trillion in the red.

    • Guest

      Well it’s more like $100 trillion in the red if you also account for unfunded social security, Medicare, and Medicaid obligations and State and Local Authority debt .

  • Time to pull out the American Express® card.

    Zimbabwe, the country that’s home to some of the world’s largest platinum and diamond reserves, literally has the same financial standing as a 14-year-old girl after a really good birthday party.

    Must mean a white girl …. because black woman on have a net worth of Fidolla.

  • NeanderthalDNA

    I always love listening late night to the BBC Africa report that runs on the local PBS station. Always such a politically correct, polite run down of the day’s events on the enigmatic subcontinent. It’s always pointed out what a big economic boom the place is becoming, what a great place to invest, amid curious human interest stories of all sorts of bizarre happenings, landmark events, etc.

    The usual litany of poor old victimized Africa laced with false hope followed by wasted charity.

    Oh, hey, the Chinese willing to give us money for all the mineral wealth we have forever! Deal!

    Quarantine the place.

  • Paul

    ‘A new coalition government formed that year and started on the long process of financial recovery, a process that is clearly going to take a little longer’????

    It doesn’t matter how many times and how many centuries of black failure. Some people still believe there is a black recovery just around the corner.

  • Dick

    Still better off than the US. $-15,000,000,000,000.00 and counting.

  • 1proactive2

    Hmmmmmm. Let’s see. Ruining an economy by a black ruler’s executive orders without a sense of conscience, let alone empathy, and then predictably, going broke. Sounds like a playbook that obama and his sheeple in our own congress are using. At least Zimbabwe has a surplus.

  • MekongDelta69

    Zimbabwe, the country that’s home to some of the world’s largest platinum and diamond reserves, literally has the same financial standing as a 14-year-old girl after a really good birthday party.

    How demeaning. I COMPLETELY disagree. This writer is a ‘racist.’
    /sarc (I hate having to say “/sarc” all the time, but this is the Net and you can’t hear the tone of anyone’s voice or see their eye rolls and face palms.)

    A 14 y/o girl is in MUCH better shape after her birthday party. She gets GIFTS from her family and friends and doesn’t NEED a BAILOUT from the ‘international community.’

  • Turtle

    I hope everyone realizes that Zimbabwe is far more rich than the US in some respects, because our government is running TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT.

  • Brian

    The only reason Zimbabwe has survived this long after getting rid of the Whites is because of White foreign aid. None of which resulted in a single word of thanks. We should have organized airlifts to take in the Whites they ejected, then cut that sorry nation loose. We wouldn’t have had to do a thing, no embargo, nothing. All we would have had to do is wait.

  • RHG

    Well, that shoud get Mugabe a toke on a crack pipe and hand job from one of the lovely ladies of Zimbabwe.

  • The emperor Jones. Not only did Mugabe follow that script, but also Obsamma.

  • Sherman_McCoy

    I believe Mugabe is throwing a couple hundred thousand slaves into the deal with China. There’s a sticking point, though: China doesn’t want them.

  • rightrightright

    Under White rule, Rhodesia was the breadbasket of Africa. It fed the continent. There was health care and education for the Blacks. Black domestic workers had pension schemes set up for them by their employers who contributed the majority of funds. And now?

  • anyone doubt blacks cant rule?

    What about South Africa? Haiti? Its doing better than America who is 16.465 trillion in red with a black race leader that will only get worse as the printing press is printing 24/7/365 to keep up with the spending habits of the WH who added 6.5 trillion in only the past 4 years and keeps raising the debt ceiling to cover it all.

    Hard to believe they rejected Mitt Romney as he was rigged out of the winners circle only because he was an angry older white male.

    Hey but relax as Mr Cool dont worry be happy is not worried about a thing and besides the Super Bowl diversion in Chocolate City will take your brains off reality soon with its zillion dollar players being paid for by the cable contracts in the trillion overall that sees everything go to the moon while your paycheck gets smaller after taxation and inflation including insurance costs that are jacked up to pay for the Obamacare BS.

  • $217 in the kitty? Still enough to buy malt liquor for the next get-together.

  • Alexandra

    That’s more than we have. US Goverment writes hot checks. How much are we in the hole again? A few trillion?
    Yet the banks will sock you with an overdraft fee if you’re a few cents short.

  • Epiminondas

    The blacks in Z are going to love their new Asian masters. Can’t wait to see the looks on their faces when they realize that the inscrutable Chinese don’t give a s..t about human rights.

  • Garrett Brown

    This is hilarious

  • Sam

    You guys are all wrong! Zimbabwe is a paradise.

    In their constitution they have the following guarantees:

    They have free healthcare: Section 2.18 The State must take all practical measures to ensure the provision basic, accessible, and adequate health services to the population.

    They provide free welfare to everyone, Section 219: The state must take all practical measures, within the limits of the resources available to it, to provide social security and social care to those who are in need of it,.

    They spent forty million dollars (US dollars, not Zimbabwe dollars) of aid money to draft that constitution, and now they have $217 with which to pay for all that healthcare and welfare:


    And now they are flooding into Europe, and their cousins are flooding into the US.

  • JohnEngelman

    When the white minority government of Ian Smith still existed in Rhodesia I attended a talk by a Zimbabwe rebel.

    When his talk was over I said, “The standard of living in every black African country for blacks has declined since the end of European rule. Blacks in the [apartheid] government of South Africa enjoy the highest standard of living of blacks anywhere else in Africa. I expect you to eventually win your struggle with the government of Ian Smith. Why should I or anyone expect life to get better for blacks after you win?”

    Rather than give me any kind of an answer he said that I was a white racist who should not have been invited to hear him talk.

  • JohnEngelman

    I read a book by an expatriate Rhodesian who visited Zimbabwe not too many years ago. Traveling with a companion, she stopped at a store along the highway. A black man materialized next to her car window. “Job, boss, (I) work good, boss,” he pleaded. “You give job.”

    “What happened to your old job?” the expatriate white asked.

    The black man replied in the straightforward manner of his race: “We drove out the whites. No more jobs. You give job.”

    At some level, my students understand the same thing. One day I asked the bored, black faces staring back at me. “What would happen if all the white people in America disappeared tomorrow?”

    “We screwed,” a young, pitch-black boy screamed back. The rest of the blacks laughed.

    – Christopher Jackson, from “A White Teacher Speaks Out”

  • StillModerated

    Is that $217 American dollars, or Zimbabwean dollars? $217US = 78,532.30 at the moment.

  • LastBastionOfHope

    Where whites are the majority, there is success. Where blacks are the majority, there is poverty and crime. These are 2 blanket statements that are absolutely true.

  • shaunantijihad

    “No, zeroes aren’t missing from the title.”

    Would it matter? It is not that they are out of money, for money does not create wealth. They are out of Whites.