Teens Who Jumped Ex-DOGE Staffer Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine Avoid Jail

Two teenagers who jumped former DOGE staffer Edward “Big Balls” Coristine have avoided jail after pleading guilty to simple assault at a Washington, DC, court.

The boy and girl, both 15, from Hyattsville, Maryland, were sentenced to probation at a DC court {snip}

The boy was handed a 12-month probation and allowed to return home under strict house arrest, while the girl was given a nine-month probation {snip}

Their accomplices in the attempted carjacking and assault at approximately 3 a.m. in a DC parking garage remain at large.

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