Albert Haynesworth Defense on Sexual Abuse Charge: “I Don’t Like Black Girls”

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With that being said, especially with the way guys are getting stabbed these days, I wouldn’t publicly be quoted as saying you don’t like a particular race of women.

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With the waitress carrying a full load of dirty dishes, Haynesworth slid his credit card into her bra and fondled her according to court documents. A witness, per the report, said it looked like she submitted to it at first but then grew angry. What’s interesting: Haynesworth’s credit card was denied for a charge of $800.

Haynesworth denied touching the waitress when he spoke with a security official and said he doesn’t “even like black girls.”

“I know what this is about, she is just upset I have a white girlfriend,” Haynesworth told police. “I couldn’t tell you the last time I dated a black girl. She was trying to get with me.”

Wait, his credit card was declined?

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I don’t know if the “black girl is mad I got a white girlfriend” defense will work in court, but I guess we will see. What we do know is that Haynesworth like having unprotected sex with strippers he just met at the Super Bowl.

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