Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore

Aisha Harris, Slate, December 10, 2013

When I was a kid, I knew two different Santa Clauses. The first had a fat belly, rosy cheeks, a long white beard, and skin as pink as bubble gum. He was omnipresent, visiting my pre-school and the local mall, visible in all of my favorite Christmas specials.

Then there was the Santa in my family’s household, in the form of ornaments, cards, and holiday figurines. A near-carbon copy of the first one—big belly, rosy cheeks, long white beard: check, check, check. But his skin was as dark as mine.

Seeing two different Santas was bewildering. Eventually I asked my father what Santa really looked like. Was he brown, like us? Or was he really a white guy?

My father replied that Santa was every color. Whatever house he visited, jolly old St. Nicholas magically turned into the likeness of the family that lived there.

In hindsight, I see this explanation as the great Hollywood spec script it really is. (Just picture the past-their-prime actors who could share the role. Robert De Niro! Eddie Murphy! Jackie Chan! I smell a camp classic.) But at the time, I didn’t buy it. I remember feeling slightly ashamed that our black Santa wasn’t the “real thing.” Because when you’re a kid and you’re inundated with the imagery of a pale seasonal visitor—and you notice that even some black families decorate their houses with white Santas—you’re likely to accept the consensus view, despite your parents’ noble intentions.

Two decades later, America is less and less white, but a melanin-deficient Santa remains the default in commercials, mall casting calls, and movies. Isn’t it time that our image of Santa better serve all the children he delights each Christmas?

Yes, it is. And so I propose that America abandon Santa-as-fat-old-white-man and create a new symbol of Christmas cheer. From here on out, Santa Claus should be a penguin.

That’s right: a penguin.

Why, you ask? For one thing, making Santa Claus an animal rather than an old white male could spare millions of nonwhite kids the insecurity and shame that I remember from childhood. Whether you celebrate the holiday or not, Santa is one of the first iconic figures foisted upon you: He exists as an incredibly powerful image in the imaginations of children across the country (and beyond, of course). That this genial, jolly man can only be seen as white—and consequently, that a Santa of any other hue is merely a “joke” or a chance to trudge out racist stereotypes—helps perpetuate the whole “white-as-default” notion endemic to American culture (and, of course, not just American culture).

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And, with a penguin Santa, much Christmas folklore can remain unchanged. Being a penguin, Santa Claus can still reside in a snowy homeland—though for scientific accuracy we’ll need to move him from the North Pole to the South. He can still rock a fake white beard and red suit if he chooses. Since penguins can’t fly, Rudolph and his fellow reindeer will remain a crucial element to getting the job done on Christmas Eve. You may have even spotted a penguin here and there already among the holiday books and Christmas kitsch.

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So let’s ditch Santa the old white man altogether, and embrace Penguin Claus—who will join the Easter Bunny in the pantheon of friendly, secular visitors from the animal kingdom who come to us as the representatives of ostensibly religious holidays. It’s time to hand over the reins to those deer and let the universally beloved waddling bird warm the hearts of children everywhere, regardless of the color of their skin.

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  • [Guest]

    This might be mildly amusing if it were satirizing racial insanity.

    Sadly, it’s not.

    • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

      That’s OK; we can satirize it our own selves.

      • Franklin_Ryckaert

        Change him into Santa Mandela. That will be “globally” acceptable!

        • Lagerstrom

          That would be a good ‘bogus kwanzaa anti-santa’ (that I mentioned above) for everyone to enjoy. Maybe ol’ Black Pete can be his sidekick.

      • [Guest]

        From the looks of this page, we’ve done a fine job of it too.

    • NeanderthalDNA

      Merry mutha f***in Xmas muthafuggas!

      • Boris McGuffin

        Damn you, I can’t stop laughing!

    • The Verdict of History

      I love old white guys.

      I mean, come on! George Washington and Adam Smith are old white guys!

      Greeks in the US should launch a Santa Defense League against this cultural marxism.

      Any sensible black kid ought to be mortified at the sight of a FAT black santa, who is more likely to steal from and rape them than give them gifts.

  • Manaphy

    Why stop at banning Santa’s skin color? Why not say that Santa has to be a Gay Transsexual? Also why should Santa be male when he could be a woman, or we could fulfill every anti-white’s dream and change Santa’s name to Nelson Mandela, and have him dress up as a “peaceful” black anti-apartheid South African who gives presents to black Africans only, gives lumps of coal to Asians and Hispanics, and throws gasoline filled tires around the necks of white children while setting them on fire?

    • RebelliousTreecko

      “Why stop at banning Santa’s skin color? Why not say that Santa has to be a Gay Transsexual? Also why should Santa be male when he could be a woman.”

      Heh. Someone should draw that.

      You seem to be mistaking race for skin color, though.

      • Manaphy

        Yes, thanks for correcting me. I meant to say race.

      • http://www.paradisegone.com/ r j p

        Tranta? Tranta Clause is coming to town?

        • Whitetrashgang

          Tranny Clause starts 2017, or so I am told.

        • Sick of it

          He knows when you’ve been sleeping
          He knows when you’re awake
          He stalks your children at night time
          And when he can, he starts to rape
          You better watch out, you better not cry
          You better not pout, I’m telling you why
          Tranta Clause is coming…to tooooown! (Head for the hills, kids!)

          • Non Humans

            (To the tune of Up on the Rooftop)
            Down from the rooftop a nonhuman falls
            Up against your windows he places his paws
            Casing your living room for en-title-ments
            He’ll find a way, to your pres-ents.

            Uh Uh Oh Nonhuman Trolls (x2)

            Oh well down in the ghettos nonhumans troll
            Kept warm by the taxpayers ba-ank rolls.
            Drinking their 40′s and smoking their crack,
            Deciding which white familys house to ransack!
            .
            On Topic: If this idiot over at slate wants an official nonhuman Santa Claus, I want her to be able to name one (just one)official and bona-fide nonhuman Saint. I wish her luck.

          • David Ashton

            Satan Claws.

          • Bon, From the Land of Babble

            “You better not squirm,you better not shout,
            That perverted old bum is feeling about.
            Santa Claus is going to town.”

          • Lagerstrom

            You lot are on fire tonight!

        • Lagerstrom

          Hehe! Nice one.

      • Svigor

        Species bias. Santa should be depicted as a vampire squid.

    • Ograf

      I always kind of thought Rudolph was a tad queer, and those elves, who knows what all they get into.

      • Manaphy

        The only reason that Rudolph is the leader of the sleigh is because of affirmative action in favor of all Black-tailed reindeer. All the white-tailed reindeer have to stay behind, even though they are far more qualified.

        • jane johnson

          If you ain’t the lead deer, the view never changes.

    • MekongDelta69

      Uh oh; UH OH – You said Santa Mandela gives out lumps of coal. You DO realize coal is black, don’t you? That’s ‘hate speech.’

      I may just have to get the NSA on your case, so I can call the authorities on you.

      (Don’t laugh – today I heard a REAL story (on TV), of a white women who works for some State Department in (I think) Florida, who expressed some displeasure with NoBamaCare, and was promptly turned in to the ‘Masters In Charge’ by Obama button wearing snitches. She was written up for ‘harassing’ people, and was threatened with the loss of her job. I kid you not. We are LIVING Orwell’s nightmare.)

      • ms_anthro

        Sometime I think Orwell was writing an instruction manual instead of dystopian fiction.

        • Bon, From the Land of Babble

          You know 1984 is my favorite book — but it was NOT meant as an instruction manual.

          Orwell was right, of course, he was just off by a few years.

          • Svigor

            It’s odd to contemplate what libs will do if they ever “achieve” all their “victories.” Pursue truly vapid, meaningless, fad-driven change, I suppose, like a dog chasing its tail. One hopes we can separate from them soon, so we can watch their “progress” from an amusing distance.

          • Mergatroyd

            The “libs” pushing this will decamp for a certain middle eastern country that is busy kicking out African migrants and using DNA as a requirement for admission. They won’t stick around to “enjoy” the fruits of their labor. Multiculturalism and diversity are for White and ONLY White countries as a means to destroy the White race.

            The once clean, safe, productive White world that is left behind will descend into bloody ethnic warfare, just as was and has been planned since the beginning.

            It’s as obvious as can be.

          • Turf_Lodge

            Yes, Gramsci Marxism or the Frankfurt Schools Cultural marxism is supposed to fail, delivering power to a totalitarian Marxist state. Dumb white women still ‘embrace diversity on harmony day’ though. Its their rape/suicide.

          • David Ashton

            In Airstrip One from 2014:
            BBC/Guardian = Newspeak for the Outer Party (race, gender. class)

            ITV/Sport = Prolefeed for the Masses (sex, drugs, rock & rap)

          • The Verdict of History

            I am less keen on Orwell than other Rightists tend to be…

            I mean… the man was a democratic SOCIALIST who helped the leftist brigades and marxists fight against nationalists in Spain.

            Look it up.

            Orwell was no conservative.

          • Turf_Lodge

            Useful Idiots always turn on their ideals.

    • Brian

      Sounds more like Krampus!

      • me

        Krampus, indeed! Or, Black Pete….NEVER Santa Claus!

    • Franklin_Ryckaert

      You forget the handicapped. A politically correct Santa should come in a wheel chair!

    • David Ashton

      Last bit tricky if he’s also “differently abled” or she….Winnie?

    • MystiKasT

      I never laughed so hard as I did at this comment. Well Stated.

  • dubyasee

    You better watch out
    You better not try
    that game “Knock-Out”
    I’m tellin’ you why
    Kwanzaa Klaus is comin’ to town
    He knows when you be pimpin’
    He knows when you awake
    He knows when you be smokin’ crack
    And when you snortin’ flake
    So you better watch out
    You better not try
    that game “Knock-Out”
    I’m tellin’ you why
    Kwanzaa Klaus is comin’ to town

    • Manaphy

      Y’all white kids better not pout,
      Y’all white kids better not cry!
      Y’all white kids better not shout,
      Santa Mandela is going in dry!

      • http://countenance.wordpress.com/ Question Diversity

        Not original on my part, but here goes anyway:

        OJ the predatory negro
        Had a sharp samurai knife
        And if you ever saw it
        You’d know that he could take a life

        All of the other negroes
        Used to say that he was white
        They’d never let poor OJ
        Join the liberation fight

        Then one murky summer’s eve
        Satan came to say
        “OJ wiff’ yo’ sam’rye knife
        Won’t you slay yo’ honky wife?”

        Then how the negroes loved him
        As they shouted out with glee,
        “OJ you beat the system
        You’ll go down in history.”

        • John R

          That has to be the best satirical post I have ever read so far! Great job! I have to copy that one!

    • Bon, From the Land of Babble

      Christmas has been canceled this year!!

  • Lord_Steven_Regal

    Her Idea: Santa Claus should not be a white man anymore.

    My Idea: The President should not be a black man anymore.

    • DonReynolds

      It is a tough trade……but I would take it. Kinda desperate at this point.

    • 48224

      Boy, the crap would really hit the fan if whites wanted to change a black hero to a white hero. Oh wait, there aren’t any black heros. Never mind.

    • MikeofAges

      We don’t have a black president. We have the son a disgruntled Commonwealth subject and a white American woman of English descent as president. Only the fools in the cheap seats and the rubes think we have a black presidents. The operative considerations are not in the realm of color. If they were, he wouldn’t be president.

      • Lord_Steven_Regal

        Yet Obama sits in the White House, he self identifies as black, and he attended a black liberation theology church. He may be mixed. He may be a puppet. But for all intents and purposes we have a black President.

  • sbuffalonative

    All part of the ‘Search and Destroy’ Strategy.

    We used to have a local angry black man radio talk show host. His wife came home with a yard display of a Santa Claus. He took it and spray painted the face and hands black.

    He did it because he said white people used a white Santa to make people believe white people were kind, caring, and giving which, apparently in his mind, they aren’t.

    • Bon, From the Land of Babble

      I heard about that –That santa was stolen!! Boy were they p-o’d

  • Sue

    It’s European. Like it don’t like no one cares. NO you can’t change it. Maybe they can conger something up in the garage for Kwanzaa. We’ll keep Santa Claus.

    • Anna Tree

      It’s cultural/racial appropriation.

  • Ograf

    This is about the dumbest topic I’ve ever seen. We all know Santa is white, and If I see a darker santa coming down my chimney I’m busting a cap in his ass.

    • Whitetrashgang

      Yeah if Santa was black he would come down the chimney to steal stuff not leave stuff.

      • Svigor

        LOL! Yup.

    • Lt_Greyman_NVA

      Now that is my kind of Christmas!

      “Negros roasting or’ the open fire
      Niglets freezing in the cold.”

      • DonReynolds

        “I’m Dreaming of A White Christmas”

    • Bon, From the Land of Babble

      Anyone coming down a chimney is going to be black.

      • Sick of it

        Got to love the downvote from someone who apparently lacks a logical mind.

      • Zaporizhian Sich

        And anyone that is coming down my chimney that’s black is going to get a free ticket to the disco inferno in Hell with Satan himself as the dee jay. He’ll be wishing all he got was a bag of coal and switches.

        • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

          Anyone coming down my chimney would definitely need to be black, as he’d be so skinny that he’d have to be a starving Ethiopian with AIDS. My fireplace uptake is pretty narrow.

          • ms_anthro

            Thank you for the laugh, Mr. Scott. And a Merry Christmas to you and yours.

          • David Ashton

            So is our central heating.

    • Svigor

      LOL. Santa DOA in the first redneck fireplace he visits, hehe.

  • Dave4088

    The story of Santa Claus originates with the winter solstice celebrations of the Nordic people, so he’s unmistakeably white and cannot be made into a black African or Latino to appease the cultural Marxists and white hating bigots. Besides, I thought black people had their silly kwanzaa, so Aisha and her peeps can go celebrate that and leave Santa Claus the h*ll alone.

    • ms_anthro

      No, Dave, in the New World Order, anyone is Scandinavian as soon as they put two dusky feet on Scandinavian soil. It doesn’t matter whether they were born an African pygmy or a gypsy from Eastern Europe. According to the narrative, they become Swedes or Norwegians or Danes or Finns or Icelanders the moment they’re granted asylum.

      The attempt to erase all White cultures everywhere continues.

      • Lord_Steven_Regal

        I saw that New World Oder train of thought in action today. A person was celebrating Pope Francis being named, in their mind, the first Hispanic TIME Magazine Person of the Year. Pope Francis was born in Argentina to two Italian immigrants. He has no Spanish blood nor any Amerindian blood. For some strange reason being born in Argentina and learning Spanish makes Francis a Hispanic to some people.

        • ms_anthro

          “Hispanic” simply means he speaks Spanish as his first language. It’s a linguistic identifier now incorrectly used by the multicultists as an ethnicity. The correct terms are indio, mestizo, and White. I refuse to call indios, whose ancestors tore beating hearts out of victims on step pyramid altars, “Hispanic” or “Latino,” as though they share anything but rudimentary traces of the same language with Ancient Rome.

          • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

            “Ugly squat monsters” works for most central and South American Indios for me.

          • Erasmus

            Saw a pack of them at Winco last night, a mom and dad and four squatlets, all beneath the age of 6 at the checkout line, and with a grocery cart loaded with expensive goodies I’d think twice about buying. Naturally, they paid for all those delicious treats with an EBT card.

          • John R

            Thank you! You pretty much described the indigenous culture of Mexico very well. Actually, the Spaniards did a favor to them by conquering them! Aztec civilization is dead and buried, and should be!

      • Lagerstrom

        The ‘new Swedes’, the ‘new Irish’, ‘Black British’ etc etc. Down here in Australia, the ‘Aussie’ will be extinct in a couple of generations.

        • Mergatroyd

          “Black woman represents Norway at the Eurovision Song Contest.”

  • Luca

    There are Black Santa’s in every ghetto and they go from house to house, climbing in the windows and stealing all the presents.

    • Brian

      You mean ol’ Santavious Clausington?

    • Non Humans

      You neglected to specify “White Peoples’ Houses”.

    • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

      That’s pretty much the case in some suburbs as well. People who put out boxes that once contained pricey consumer electronics as trash after Christmas are sometimes noticed and targeted for burglary for the very reason that the perps who cruise around those neighborhoods now know the residents of a few given homes have something nifty and new. Break down those boxes and recycle them, or else burn them in the fireplace. Don’t let Darnell and Shitavious see that you recently bought a nice plasma flatscreen TV or a new stereo or PC.

    • Who Me?

      “There are Black Santa’s in every ghetto and they go from house to house, climbing in the windows and stealing all the presents.”

      And best of all you don’t even have to wait for Christmas–they are likely to visit any day of the year! Ain’t die-versity grand?

  • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

    I think a black Saint Nick is a great idea. In line with “keepin’ it real”, he should also be recast as an HIV-positive crackhead serial rapist. The phrase “ho, ho, ho” would acquire a whole new meaning in the process.

    • Whitetrashgang

      Well crackhead and serial rapist I can see but I would go with Hep C instead of HIV.

      • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

        I’ll meet you half way: how about both diseases?

        • DonReynolds

          This is America……why do we have to choose?

    • Lagerstrom

      I think ‘Ho Ho Hoes’ was the name of ‘Ice M/F Snoop-Santa Baytchs’ Christmas album? Or was that a nightmare I recently had?

    • http://www.paradisegone.com/ r j p

      black Santa is a possibility.
      He only works one day a year.
      And on it he distributes gifts of questionable origin.

      • Mergatroyd

        And on it he distributes gifts of questionable origin.

        And on it he redistributes gifts provided by the Hated White Man.

  • DLRisVH

    ” Eventually I asked my father what Santa really looked like. Was he brown, like us? Or was he really a white guy?”
    But the leftylibtards tell us there is no such thing as race, we are all the same. I guess Aisha was racially aware at a young age.

    • Who Me?

      An obvious liar. How many little hoodrats have fathers near enough to “axe” them anything?

  • Spartacus

    “From here on out, Santa Claus should be a penguin.”

    ———————————————————————————————————————

    When you’re reading this, my American friends, just remember – Your ancestors started a revolution over a tax on tea…

    • DonReynolds

      Far fewer taxes than are included in Obamacare.
      But the real shooting war started over gun control at Lexington and Concord.
      Sound familiar?

  • Dave4088

    I have a better idea, Aisha. How about you and your people go back to the dark continent?

    • DLRisVH

      Because all the “goodies” and “freebies” are here.

      • Bon, From the Land of Babble

        Their santa is right here. He lives in the White House in Washington DC and delivers goodies all year long!!

        • ms_anthro

          If only the same people who take all that welfare would also take the contraceptives! Alas, they seem to be mutually exclusive.

          • Bon, From the Land of Babble

            Good catch (but then nothing ever gets past you). I was hesitant to post that graphic with the “contraceptive” package, I should have photoshopped it to read something more à propos like EBT cards.

        • QuinnTheEskimo9

          The middle package should say Section 8 housing or Affirmative Action or both.

        • So CAL Snowman

          I’m pretty sure they don’t care about the contraceptives.

  • dave

    I remember blacks singing….I don’t care what the white man says,Santa Claus was a black man.

  • cecilhenry

    This kind of mentality is proposing and encouraging white Genocide.

    Can’t stand white people and envious of what they have?? Well then white people and all evidence of them have to go. And that’s what they’re saying.

    This is criminally anti-white.

    But like they say, Anti-racist is just a codeword for anti-white. Too true.

    • cecilhenry

      White people already have a great Christmas character in Santa Claus– they don’t want or need something for everybody.

      Embrace reality or get your own. Whites are going their own way.

    • So CAL Snowman

      It’s absolutely White genocide. Destroying and erasing OUR heritage, cultures and traditions is part and parcel to genocide. Blacks and browns didn’t come up with the story and traditions of St. Nick, yet they expect to steal that tradition from us and present it as their own. It’s beyond sick, these people claim that Whites don’t have a culture and then they go out of their way to displace and steal our culture because they ENVY it. In their tiny little brains they see how much joy and happiness Santa brings to White people and naturally they want to appropriate that because they feel that something as good and pure as Santa should represent them as well. Anything good and pure that White people have CANNOT be allowed by the browns and blacks because is just reinforces how much better our cultures, societies and nations are than theirs.

      • ms_anthro

        Yes, they have to make us unpersons before they can justify killing us en masse. Keep your powder dry.

        • QuinnTheEskimo9

          They are dehumanizing us, which makes it easier to eliminate us. We will be portrayed as vermin worthy of nothing but eradication as one would roaches.

          • ms_anthro

            Unfortunately for them, these roaches shoot back.

          • Zaporizhian Sich

            Not to mention our intelligence and anger to invent new and horrible ways to torture, and kill them. They have no idea of the demons a growing number of white men like me carry in their hearts, and what they are capable of. When they do, it will be through mountains of corpses.

          • ms_anthro

            I sincerely hope it never comes to that. In the same way any sane person would recoil from a cobra that flares its hood and spits venom, I hope our enemies will back away when they see that we won’t back down.

            The thought of violence gives me no pleasure, but nevertheless…don’t tread on me.

          • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

            As a kid I liked the usual “Loony Tunes” cartoons, and that episode was one of my favorites.

          • Mergatroyd

            Hopefully, those who are doing this to us will be the first ones eliminated, after that useful idiot, sell-out Whites who sided with historic White enemies to aid and abet our demise.

            But, first we must be allowed to identify them.

      • saxonsun

        Well, these pigs can’t steal my memories of our mom and dad putting out cookies for Santa and carrots for the reindeer on our behalf. They would then get up in the night to eat the stuff they put out so we’d think Santa came.

  • So CAL Snowman

    How could Santa be a black or brown man? He goes around GIVING out presents not stealing them.

    • robinbishop34

      And he does it on time.

    • Katherine McChesney

      Their Santa is a long-legged mack daddy named obama.

    • Triarius

      He breaks into peoples’ houses, works only one day a year, and constantly talks about “Ho’s”. Hmm…could Santa be black?

      • Brian

        He also has a posse of elves and ‘magic sack full of goodies’. I’ve seen guys like that on the corner.

    • Pro_Whitey

      Sorry, I repeated your point. So I agree, it’s a good one.

  • DLRisVH

    They are counting the down minutes, but they will miss us when we are gone, every last one of them!

    • sbuffalonative

      They won’t miss us when we’re gone but since they lack the IQ to understand their predicament, they’ll scratch their heads and wonder why they’re living like 3rd world Africans.

      • Major

        3rd world is generous.
        Syria, Iraq and Iran are still 3rd world…and are years ahead of the sub sahara negro… 4th world is more like it. These 4th worlders stand in awe of a shovel and a wheel barrow.

        • The Final Solution

          They wouldn’t know what to do with either one. Tools are like kryptonite to blacks.

          • Non Humans

            Unless theyre burglary tools.

        • ms_anthro

          These people can’t even figure out how to maintain basic water supplies without either drinking from the same filthy river in which they bathe, and burn bodies, or carrying it in a clay jar balanced on their thick skull from a spring many miles from the nearest settlement. High capacity storage? Filtration? Sanitary disposal of corpses? Aqueducts? Garbage collection? It doesn’t seem to occur to them to create these basic necessities of civilization that our ancestors had millennia ago. They don’t even try to reverse engineer it after contact with us!

          Meet your new neighbors, if the globalists have their way.

          • Lagerstrom

            You know what I find particularly amusing Ms A? Every year some do-gooder students from the local universities go to some god-forsaken African ‘country’ and make a big ‘song-and-dance’ about how they dug a well for some village. All for their own ego-stroking of course, but seriously? Everyone says, “Oh how nice of you chaps to do that!’ I say, “Isn’t there a couple of able-bodied men in the village that can dig the goddam well without waiting for some university students to come over and do it during the course of the end-of-the-year academic break?”

          • Franklin_Ryckaert

            Yes, but how do you arrive at such a difficult idea with an IQ of 67? Add to that endemic lazyness and you understand why they are dying of hunger and thirst.
            White man, come to the rescue!

          • Mergatroyd

            You mean like Amy Biehl?

          • ms_anthro

            I’ve asked that question myself. The response I get is usually that I’m racist and cruel for expecting them to invent such a sophisticated device as the shovel.

      • Non Humans

        And then they will collectively label their negative predicament as racist… but no humans will be around to grovel at the attempted scam in the new Ununited States of Afrika.

    • Mergatroyd

      They won’t survive when we’re gone.

  • Truthseeker

    That this genial, jolly man can only be seen as white—and consequently,
    that a Santa of any other hue is merely a “joke” or a chance to trudge
    out racist stereotypes—helps perpetuate the whole “white-as-default”
    notion endemic to American culture (and, of course, not just American
    culture).

    So in a country where the founding stock and historical cultural leaders are white we have to be on the lookout for this “white-as-default” problem. Another example of how this wonderful diversity reduces everything to the lowest common denominator and pleases nobody. How about we divide up the U.S. into ethnostates? You can live in “Black America” (or “New Afrika” or whatever you want to call it) where all the Santa Clauses are black, should you choose to continue celebrating Christmas.

    • Who Me?

      I’d like “White as default” in everything in this formerly White country!

  • http://countenance.wordpress.com/ Question Diversity

    Are we losing sight of the real true meaning of Christmas?

    What I’m driving at is that I’m not at all liking how some people have been trying to make Christmas more spiritual in recent years. All this talk about Christ and Peace on Earth is taking away from the real traditions of Christmas, the ability of second-rate accessories stores at the mall to turn a profit. It’s not really the holiday season until BOTH Claire’s and Icing By Claire’s start posting quarterly profits.

    I mean, just because some dude was born about 2,000 years ago whose name just happens to sound like “Christmas” isn’t grounds for religious fanatics to ruin a perfectly good commercial holiday. All he ever did was get himself croaked on some piece of wood, then a couple of people supposedly saw him running around a few days later then ascend to the sky. And I bet that was all Santa Claus’s doings, not his. Now, you want a real God to celebrate this time of year? You can’t beat a fat guy who wears a red suit who got domesticated caribou to fly, who gets midgets to work together peacefully, who turned an unstable polar ice shelf into a home, and is the most revered guy who only works one night a year in human history. Now that’s worthy of deification.

    Look at all the commercial history of Christmas that threatens to get lost in all this religious psychobabble: The Ancient Egyptians had Pyramid City (“Three convenient locations in Giza”), which had so many loincloths for sale that they were literally stacked to the slanted ceilings. The Acropolis was really hopping in Ancient Greece: If you think Barnes & Noble is great today, then you should have seen Plato & Aristotle at the Mall of Acropolis back in the day — They couldn’t keep philosophy books on the shelves during the month of December. And, those mall concierges that wore silver plated helmets with upside down curved scrubbing brushes attached to the headplate were really helpful — Nice touch. But none of those could hold a candle to Pantheon in Ancient Rome, truly the Wal-Mart of its day. You could get anything and everything there: Season tickets to the chariot races and gladiator events, horses appointed as Senators, the bones of sacrificed religious fanatics, the same kind threatening to ruin our Christmas today, and I hear you could get very good deals on slightly fire-damaged fiddles. The only catch with the season tickets was this: The Christmas shopping season was also the free agent signing season, and it made for an unstable market in both the ticket and merchandising business if a superstar driver like Robinsonius Canoius left the Blues to sign a multi-million denarius deal with the Whites.

    If these Christ people want a holiday to take over, let ‘em take over the Fourth of July. Yeah, it’s a nice commercial holiday, but it doesn’t have the commercial steam that Christmas has. The Fourth of July was established as a holiday in 10th Century China to commemorate the invention of fireworks, and it was only later that the market for grillable meat, grilling accessories and eventually, in the late 18th Century, curiously tri-colored cloth rectangles, came to be associated with it. Or, better yet, give ‘em Easter — That’s a stupid holiday anyway, when people celebrate mammals that lay eggs, when everybody knows that mammals give live births.

    • Harvey42

      What’s your take on Passover and Purim?

      • http://countenance.wordpress.com/ Question Diversity

        I’ll find out when I work up the creative energy to write a snarky parody about them.

    • Brian

      This is a fever dream Coleridge would have been proud of.

      • http://countenance.wordpress.com/ Question Diversity

        Or, pretty good material for “Blackadder” on the BBC.

  • Lewis33

    Meanwhile, over at Slate…”Did you see how we pissed off those racists again!, keep cranking them out, you heard Oprah…they must die!” I’ll say it again, NO MORE SLATE!

    • Lord_Steven_Regal

      No way. Slate and Salon may only appeal to far Left Liberals; but, unlike more mainstream Liberal sites, Slate and Salon openly share the true Leftist agenda. Including the Left’s anti-White agenda. A lot of people aren’t exposed to the Left’s true intentions because Leftists generally lie to hide their goals. When Leftists put those intentions in print it’s great to expose their ideas and disseminate them to help wake up people who otherwise might not encounter the Left’s true anti-white feelings.

      • Lewis33

        Its like going to the Black panthers website and finding that yt owes reparations…we already know what they are going to say before they do.

  • http://www.paradisegone.com/ r j p

    Black Santa comes down the chimney with an empty bag and leaves with it full.

    • Whitetrashgang

      Also everyone in the house is dead.

      • Non Humans

        And/Or Raped.

  • Evette Coutier

    People just accept all the wonderful African holidays where the people of Africa celebrated peace, charity, and brotherhood. We can all dance to bongos around a virgin tied to a pole being flogged with sticks from pricker bushes. We can proclaim Mandela was in fact a transgender African penguin while burning innocent whites with gas.

    They added so little to our culture and now they want to take away our traditions and piss our society down the drain like they have done to their own. They destroy everything they touch.

  • Tim_in_Indiana

    Isn’t it time that our image of Santa better serve all the children he delights each Christmas?

    Nice to see they realize that nonwhites can’t be best served by whites. Too bad, however, that they can’t see that this same phenomenon works both ways. Funny, that.

  • Lord_Steven_Regal

    Black people are so jealous of white people.

    • ms_anthro

      Wouldn’t you be?

      • Lagerstrom

        Yep. Of all those ‘looks’ and ‘smarts’?…absolutely!

  • shawnmer

    And, this is not from The Onion?

    This isn’t funny anymore.

  • OhWow

    They do realize this country was not created with them in mind…right? Why do all minorities think that there was 1 black rep, 1 hispanic rep, 1 asian rep, and 1 white rep there in the beginning to form America? It was never like that. THEY WERE ALL OLD WHITE GUYS! Even as recently as 1960 America was 90% white if not more. So why do minorities complain about not being the poster child? It’s like busting into one kid’s birthday party saying “How dare you! Why are you not celebrating me?”. The kid would say “Uhh…what? It’s my birthday…this is for me”. Just like black bears don’t build their dens for wolves, America wasn’t built for black people. Nothing racist about it.

    • The Final Solution

      Do you really think blacks know anything about the history of this country? They hate America. They think the entire country was built by 3% of the population who had no money, no freedom, no technology, no assets, no education, and no avenue to do anything other than pick cotton. In a few years they will say Obama discovered America.

      • Non Humans

        And the very next year the textbooks will confirm it.

    • Brian

      What they don’t get is that even if Santa does get brownified, he’s going to be Julio Clausinez, not Cosby Clausavious.

  • newscomments70

    “Let’s ditch the old white man..” Yes, I know, you want to exterminate whites. The problem with that is, white males pay for everything. White males really are Santa Claus, both in reality and in folklore.

    No comments were allowed on this ridiculous article, I wonder why.

  • NorthernWind

    The great erasure continues? I doubt that this stupid idea will gain any traction amongst most people, but it shows that they are hell bent on erasing us. Aisha can go fly a kite as far as I’m concerned, Santa is White and shall remain so for all of time.

    • Lt_Greyman_NVA

      This is so sad.

  • Larry Klein

    Paragraphs of drivel yet the dingbat was too lazy to wikipedia the Dutch-German origins of many Christmas traditions, including Santa Claus.

    • Mergatroyd

      Doesn’t matter. Her article, and she, will be lauded and praised. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s encouraged to write more anti-White hate screeds and were nominated for a Pulitzer.

      What she doesn’t realize is that she’s nothing more than a tool doing her master’s bidding.

  • newscomments70

    Liberals are so happy that whites are dwindling in numbers…this is the new “America”. Whenever I go shopping at Costco, or similar, I am surrounded by third world criminals who don’t speak English and fly foreign flags. This is not the “new America”. This is a cancer and it is a criminal invasion. When i see one lone white family in the middle of hell…a nice young couple with four white children, that offers a ray of hope. That is the real America. If there is a God or Jesus etc, the real America will come back. Civilization, intelligence, and Christianity will triumph over drug cartels and child rape. If we can send a man to the moon, we can take our countries back.

    • King of My Castle

      God and Jesus don’t care about America; they’ve given you over to your enemies because of your many and grievous sins. Have fun with your negrocalypse. You deserve it.

      • newscomments70

        I never raped or murdered anyone, my taxes have payed for thousands of welfare babies…but somehow I am evil. Whatever you are, you are screwed without us. We don’t plan on going anywhere though…sorry to disappoint. Here’s a bit of advice: don’t start a race war with someone who feeds you. That is the epitome of a low IQ.

      • newscomments70

        I never raped or murdered anyone, my taxes have payed for thousands of welfare babies…yet somehow I am evil. Whatever you are, you are screwed without us. We don’t plan on going anywhere though…sorry to disappoint. Here’s a bit of advice: don’t start a race war with someone who feeds you. That is the epitome of a low IQ.

        • King of My Castle

          I understand your position, and I actually agree with you. Problem is, the good apples get thrown out with the bad. When God’s wrath comes, it burns up the righteous along with the unrighteous. That’s why I left. Bad things — really bad things — are coming for America.

          • newscomments70

            I understand. All western countries have the same insanity though, of varying degrees. Out of curiosity? Where do you suggest going?

          • King of My Castle

            We’re pretty much all f**ked wherever we go, since the whole world is about to get flushed down the toilet. But I’m prospering in Japan right now.

          • newscomments70

            That was on my mind..but they have a few sins from the past as well. It’s a beautiful country though.

          • King of My Castle

            I know. I’m just trying to do the best I can within the limited range of my capacity as a husband and father. All I care about is being left alone so I can love my wife, protect her, provide for her, and raise my children in the fear, love, and knowledge of God. That’s it. And for me, Japan is my safe little nook. People leave me alone here, and that suits me fine! I get to home-school my children and go to Mass every week in peace and quiet.

          • newscomments70

            I’m glad to hear you have found refuge in a peaceful country. I had thought of going to Japan as well, but I think I will go elsewhere. I hope your children are learning Japanese. That would be a wonderful skill to have as an adult. That’s great that you seem to be on our side, but you should really tone down some of your messages. Your first message sounded like you were from the black panthers or something.

          • King of My Castle

            But my first message is true. I just keep it real, as the blacks say. ;)

          • newscomments70

            You should have been more specific. That statement was too general.

          • King of My Castle

            Yeah, I know. Thanks! I’ll work to be clearer in future posts. :)

    • saxonsun

      Same when we go to BJ’s; we are lucky to see a few white people. It really is a nightmare.

      • newscomments70

        My area is relatively white, but non-whites infiltrate everything. Whites are far from perfect, non-whites bring some strange situations. I live near some expensive restaurants. Divorced, middle-aged white women often bring their portly, younger black boyfriends out to dinner. They love to put on a show for you while you eat. They just have to suck face in front of everyone, every few minutes. Sometimes at these restaurants, the blacks males are loud and rude, and drop the f-bomb every few seconds. They are not paying for the dinner, nor do they belong there…but we have to put up with them. No one dares say anything to them because they would either become violent or sue for discrimination.

        Another offensive sight i saw was at the pizza/brewery. It is a large family restaurant with a sports bar, pizza, and take out. It is often crowded, but there are five parking spaces in the front, reserved for take-out. Last time I was there, a young Mexican woman had taken up three parking spaces with her Escalade. Her many children were running in the parking lot, and she was changing a diaper in plain sight. Anyone walking into the restaurant could see a naked , soiled, baby. It was disgusting and I complained to management. As you know, it was like talking to a waste basket.

        Non-whites are destroying this country, and whites are afraid to stand up to them. That’s why this is happening.

  • DiversityIsDeath

    Sure, why not? Knowing how negroes operate it makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?

  • RisingReich

    It’s Christmas 364 days of the year for all the bantu children due to all of the GD handouts that are done by Uncle Sam – usually after holding up YT by threat of loss of freedom – so – please – we Whites DESERVE ONE GD DAY! Let us have our 24 hrs.

    GOD!

  • MekongDelta69

    Can you count how many times this black trash, snidely spit out the term, “fat old white man”?

    “… in the pantheon of friendly, secular visitors from the animal kingdom who come to us as the representatives of ostensibly religious holidays.”

    Who knew??? I didn’t realize Easter and Christmas were “ostensibly” “secular” holidays until ‘Aisha’ (no doubt a Mormon or Quaker or Nordic name) enlightened me to the ways of the world.

    • Anna Tree

      I got your sarcasm about her name, but just saying: Aisha is a Arabic, very muslim name: she was the 6 year old child bride of “prophet” mohamed and is called the “mother of the believers” in islam.

      • Lagerstrom

        A six-year old bride eh? Not a very nice man, was he?

        • Anna Tree

          A horrible man indeed!

          As per islam “prophet” mohamed is the uswa hasana (the model of conduct of excellence), the al insan al kamil (the perfect human), that is THE best man ever, THE guide to follow for all mankind, all time and all places (koran 68:4, 33:21, 60:4, 60:6), therefore whatever he did is islamic and halal, he married a 6 year old and raped her when she was not 9 year old yet, he had (sex) slaves, he raped Non-muslim women taken as booty of jihad, he killed and mass-killed Non-muslims who didn’t accept the superiority of islam. It is why good muslims who follow islam will never say those things are crimes, immoral or forbiden. Unless they are deceiving, lying to protect islam, doing takiyah… because to say those crimes unislamic or backwarded would mean to say mohamed was unislamic and the koran not eternal.

          Everything “prophet” mohamed did is halal (allowed), therefor islamic, and cannot be criticized or outlaw. It is why the sharia allows child brides, jihad and slavery. It is why the muslim countries didn’t sign the Declaration of Human Rights and don’t have clauses against slavery or age limits for marriage in their constitutions. it is why there are so many “terrorists”/”extremists” in islam: they are just good muslims; and it is why it is not only forbidden but not possible to moderate/modernize/reform islam because islamic “morals” are frozen in the “moral compass” provided by the behavior of a 7th century Bedouin warlord. To denounce or moderate, modernize, reform this moral compass is to contradict, disavow and dishonor “prophet” mohamed and destroy islam, that no muslims will do and they will kill those who do that (and they do kill reformers and moderates, even in our non-muslim free countries).

          No surprise that killers, rapists, pedophils etc are converting to islam in our jails… how convenient to follow a “prophet” who himself was a killer, rapist, pedophil and a religionthat allows them to continue to do those crimes, as long as it is against Non-muslims and to marry their young victims!

          Support to my claims:
          allowance of allah in the koran for jihad (koran 9:5 etc), child
          marriage (65:4, 33:49), rape and slavery (4:24 etc) etc They are exactly following the teachings and behavior of “prophet” mohamed who killed and mass-killed (read about the Banu Qurayza, Asma Bint Marwan, Abu Afiq etc), raped women taken as booty of jihad (Zuwayriah, Raihannah, Mariah the Copt, Safiya etc), was a p ed 0phil (he had sess with his 3rd wife, 9 year old Aisha), enslaved and stole (Banu Mustalip, Banu Nadir, Khaibar etc… it’s how he attracted followers to his islam, he first preach quite peacefully for 10 years in Mecca but got only a few followers) etc… Muslim terrorists are sadly not giving a bad image of islam, they are good muslims, they are islam.

  • TheCogitator

    Is there no limit the foolishness and number of demands blacks will make?

    I suggest she go back to Africa and do whatever they do there, and leave us alone. But of course that would never occur to a negro.

    • MekongDelta69

      Is there no limit the foolishness and number of demands blacks will make?

      Hmm… I’m gonna go with a resounding NO for a thousand Alex…

  • dave

    On the first day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me a watermelon on a paper plate
    On the second day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me two illigimate kids
    On the third day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me three welfare checks
    On the fourth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me four chicken dinners
    On the fifth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me five basketball players
    On the sixth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me a six Mexican beers
    On the seventh day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me seven golden teeth
    On the eighth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me eight grams of crack
    On the ninth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me nine barbequed ribs
    On the tenth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me ten jive CDs
    On the eleventh day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me a eleven stolen TVs
    On the twelfth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me 12 nappy-headed hos

    • Non Humans

      True Love? Do they ever stick around long enough for that?

      • ShermanTMcCoy

        Maybe, “My bitch done gives to me.”

      • dave

        Should have said ghetto love or Babies daddy. Use it and change up the words.

    • King of My Castle

      The “watermelon on a paper plate” is the best one! :)

    • ShermanTMcCoy

      Good stuff, but it needs to be FIVE . . . GOLDEN . . . .TEETH (Ba dum dum)

      On the other hand, if it isn’t being sung to the original tune, just (c)rapped out, I guess it would’t matter.

    • saxonsun

      Excellent!

  • DonReynolds

    I think we have this problem licked already. The non-whites can use the penguin and the whites can use the same old white fat guy. Why would they ever have to give up on Santa… the same Santa they have known for generations. Everyone else do the penguin. Problem solved.

  • Bon, From the Land of Babble

    Why are Kwanzaa Timmy and Al Sharpton always black? Why is Hanukkah Harry always Jewish?

    Actually, Santa Claus exists — he is 1/2 black and 1/2 White and lives on Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington D.C.

    But, judging by most Christmas gifts…Santa is Chinese!!

    “…Just like the ones I used to know

    Where the fortys glisten and

    chickens crispin….”

  • DLRisVH

    My dog would go berserk if Trayvon Claus came down my chimney.

    • Who Me?

      My two corgi’s would do a good imitation of wolves if a non-white showed up in the house…

      • King of My Castle

        Your two corgi’s what?

        • Who Me?

          I have two Cardigan Welsh Corgi’s, “The Corgi with a tail” as they are known. A Corgi is really a medium size dog with short legs. (Cardigans are a bit larger than Pembrokes and usually run from a small female at approx 35 lbs, to a large male at approx 50 lbs.) They can, have and will do a creditable job of protecting their home and families, as many a would-be criminal has found to his dismay. They also HATE non-whites with a passion. (Never saw a Corgi who didn’t.) Like all dogs they have good, strong, sharp teeth, and know how to use them.

          • King of My Castle

            *facepalm*

          • Who Me?

            Well, they obviously are not German Shepherds, but they also won’t drag me around the yard or down the street when I try to take them for a walk. No one should get more dog than they can train and control properly.
            (Also anyone outside who hasn’t seen them always thinks they must be HUGE dogs, from their deep-throated, bass voices!)

          • King of My Castle

            Dude. Corgi’s vs. corgis.

          • Mergatroyd

            Corgis were developed and bred to guard and herd sheep, most of which are WHITE, LOL. Most American dogs are racist to the core, which is not a bad thing.
            I have German Shepherds for the same reason the cops have them. They are fiercely protective and hate blacks and browns.

          • saxonsun

            They’re the Queen’s favorite breed.

          • Who Me?

            Normally, I’d say that the queen has good taste in dogs, but I’ve heard from several sources that her dogs are ill-tempered and untrained. Of course, they are dogs who like to have a favorite person who loves them, and she has maids and servants to care for her dogs, Not very much one-on-one love and attention there, I don’t think. Also she has about 10 of them.

    • King of My Castle

      Gimme a jelly donut and anything in a bottle to go!!

    • King of My Castle

      He’d be the Ghost of Christmas Past, I guess.

  • benvad

    There is a black character Schwart Piet, but the don’t like it. Go to Africa and stay there.

  • Who Me?

    So, Aisha wants to trade Santa Claus in for a penguin? Did anybody tell the idiot that there are no penguins in Africa? Which is where she will be living by the time I agree to trade Santa for an overgrown black duck!

  • Strike_Team

    I wonder which of her tribal bosses suggested this to her as an idea for an article?

    If you go to the actual article at Slate, they do note at the bottom of the page that “…the article originally misidentified penguins as mammals.” The stupidity and arrogance of the aliens in charge and their tools knows no bounds, lol.

    The article does highlight how bad things have gotten.

    Just give them their black Santa. A smelly crack-head in an outlandish, garish outfit who climbs down the chimney to steal toys, and who will do much worse if the opportunity is present.

  • John K

    Maybe we could put a zebra in a Santa suit.

    Delusional negro, America is still 85% white. Furthermore, the whole concept of Santa Claus comes from WHITE culture. Just another black racist trying to eliminate white culture…. when they’re not trying to steal it.

    It’s time to reintroduce segregation to America.

  • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

    As long as we are politicizing holiday myths, I think the Easter Bunny should be portrayed as a lesbian Hisapinic paraplegic with a cleft palate, a.k.a. a harelip (get it?)

  • Who Me?

    Several years ago I read that some fool had proposed a makeover for Santa, suggesting he lose weight, as obesity is bad for your health, and ditch the pipe, because everybody knows that smoking (tobacco) is one of the seven deadly sins. I thought that was the height of stupidity as far as changing Santa went, but this changing him into a penguin or a crackhead hoodrat really is going just too f*k’n far. (Please pardon my language, but really…)

  • John R

    The poor “insecure and ashamed” non-white kids. Boo hoo! My solution? Just move back to the non-white country that you, or your ancestors came from. Then you will feel so good and secure. Let’s face it: Anything good in the world was probably the invention of White people. So, the rest of the world must get used to that. If you come from a P.O.S. culture, then, just STFU (intitials, see moderator!?), and thank God, Allah, or whatever your deity, that you are living here! I am so sick and tired of all this BS! (Yep, more initials!)

  • The Final Solution

    Santa is based off of Nordic folklore. They say he lives in the mountains of Finland. Even the idea of coopting his identity and story is sickening. Imagine if some white guy said Mohammed was a white male? These people have no real cultures or fantastic figures of their own, at least none that I’m aware of, other than Kunte Kente. Their attempts at hijacking traditional white culture must be met with brute force which is the only thing these Zulus understand.

  • The Final Solution

    I’d rather have the Grinch than a black Santa.

  • Brian

    Santa = Saint Nicholas + Odin + Thomas Nast’s cartoons. All white. He lives at the North Pole, not Africa, or the South Pole with the penguins.

    This is so typical. We come up with something cool, and they have to grab and mangle it. Can’t they at least invent a Kwanzaa Kritter to hang out with Santa…something of their own? Or adopt Black Peter from the Dutch? Next they’ll want to ghettoize the reindeer names with the -eisha, -avious BS.

    • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

      For reindeer names, I like the lead reindeer from “The Anti-Claus and the Nine Reindeer of the Apocalypse”. His name is “Adolf”, and instead of a glowing nose, he has a funny little mustache.

    • Mergatroyd

      The modern image of Santa — as WHITE — was exactly created from Thomas Nast’s cartoons.

      Any change to this should be met with fierce resistance because it is a direct attack on Whites and White culture.

  • Dirk Agia

    It’s starting. They are beginning to attempt to phase every single element of White culture from existence. They’ll take a little here and then a little there until their is nothing left! I think we will be on the run one day sitting around campfires and wondering how much longer we have before they get us.

    • ms_anthro

      Hardly. We’ll be living comfortably in heavily fortified enclaves while they slowly starve after Malthus catches up to them, if winter doesn’t get them first.

      • MBlanc46

        Our elites will be living in guarded compounds (or so they imagine). But ordinary white working people are facing cultural annihilation and physical deprivation.

        • ms_anthro

          While it’s true our people face some very real dangers in the upcoming decades, let’s not get too doom and gloom just yet. We have superior firepower, a rapidly growing racial awareness, and the best genes on the planet. Not to mention that while we may only be around 9% of the global population, that still comes out to many millions of us against hordes of morons and savages that can barely feed themselves during a drought or unusually cold winter.

          • So CAL Snowman

            The scene of the orcs surrounding Minas Tirith comes to mind.

          • King of My Castle

            But in the end, Minas Tirith won. We need a king to go get some ghosts to fight with us! Wait, let’s call them “saints”.

          • MBlanc46

            I’d share your confidence more strongly if the white corporate and political elites weren’t part of the forces opposing us.

    • MBlanc46

      Right. On the surface, this seems trivial, even a bit stupid. But it’s one tiny front in a large war against Western civilization.

      • Brian

        Canary in a coalmine. Her grandparents never would have dreamed of thinking or writing such a thing. That fact that she feels comfortable, even entitled, to spew this verbalrhea speaks to the underlying rot.

    • Zaporizhian Sich

      That is part of the run up to mass extermination of whites. Attack their culture, religion, heritage, national feelings, family structures and communities. Cause them to collapse or cease to exist. That weakens us and renders us isolated, and vulnerable to extermination.

      • Bon, From the Land of Babble

        We will be deemed as “excess population” and open to extermination. The media are dehumanizing us and priming non-Whites to hate and despise us.

        We are in a fight for our very survival.

    • King of My Castle

      there*

      Apparently they already phased out your ability to spell.

      • Dirk Agia

        As if I give a crap what a zilch like you thinks?

  • odious liberal

    Go make up some pimp man for kwanza. This idiot is another AA moron who has spent too much time freebasing Obama’s feces.

  • Alexandra1973

    Why are we even telling children the Santa Claus lie to begin with?

    I never told my son that BS.

    • DLRisVH

      Santa Claus lie?

  • JDInSanD

    “I remember feeling slightly ashamed that our black Santa wasn’t the “real thing.””

    I wonder if she feels ashamed that every black doctor, scientist and police chief portrayed in every TV show, commercial or movie isn’t the “real thing.”

    I wonder if she knows Obama isn’t the “real thing.”

    And where does she get off calling us “melanin-deficient?” I’m doing just fine with my melanin thank you, and no one crosses the street when they see me coming.

    • ms_anthro

      Imagine if a White writer called non-Whites “melanin-excessive.” Just imagine the outrage.

      This is open hatred of our people.

    • rightrightright

      Those many millions of us living in the cold grey north as winter gets going are melanin evolved, unlikely to develop vitamin D deficiency and produce rickety offspring. The blacks and browns now squatting in our damp and cold bit of the planet are melanin overdosed. Their problem, not ours.

      • Mergatroyd

        If you are in England, they will receive national health care paid for by YOU. In the U.S. money is being specifically funneled to blacks by Obamacare to take care of “problems” blacks have from living in a first-world, White tech oriented society. Paid for by White taxpayers, of course, while we are subjected to punitive taxes and death panels for our elderly.

        Blacks belong in black-created areas like Africa; they evolved for the unique climate there, not the cold of Northern Europe or North America. These people are a drain on us and a bane to our culture and society.

  • QuinnTheEskimo9

    It’s hard to get a tan at the North Pole.

  • Nathanwartooth

    “Pink as bubblegum”, “melanin deficient”, “pale”, “old fat white man”.

    It’s almost as if the author hates whites…

    • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

      “Almost”?

    • Franklin_Ryckaert

      Deep down it is hatred of themselves. They hate to be black and secretly desire to be white. Since that is impossible, they hate Whites, their unattainable ideal.

  • NotTooSwift

    Safety concerns regarding a black Santa:

    1. Emerging from a fireplace, he could be mistaken for a home invader and shot.

    2. Instead of leaving gifts, he would take them.

    3. During the off-season, he might teach his reindeer to fight one another.

    4. In a few years the North Pole could end up like Detroit.

    5. Christmas toys would be backlogged because the elves would be calling in sick or taking funeral leave for deaths of fake relatives.

    6. Numerous Santa’s workshop fires.

    7. Possibility of SWI (Sleighing While Intoxicated).

    8. And so on.

    • King of My Castle

      #3 is great!! :)

  • Garrett Brown

    If we have a black Santa Claus will he hand out crack rocks at the local mall?

  • Bill

    What the heck’s the writer got against an old white man? Can’t she thank an old white man that comes down from the north pole every Christmas eve? Europeans invented Santa. She wouldn’t like it if somebody tried to change something of HER heritage. Stop trying to ‘marginalize’ me, Aisha Harris.

    • Brian

      Did you notice she can’t even bring herself to say ‘white man’? She says ‘white male’ instead. I’ve noticed they use these terms male and female more often than normal, in odd circumstances. Do they think of themselves as animals, or is it due to hearing ‘suspect is a black male’ so many times in their lives?

  • Dave4088

    Lily white Santa Claus won’t be bringing any presents to Aisha this year.

    • King of My Castle

      But Obama Claus might be.

  • Pro_Whitey

    Seriously, it’s hard enough to get kids to believe in Santa Claus. A black or brown guy actually giving them something and asking nothing in return? Now that’s unbelievable!

    • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

      Black and brown guys give plenty of young white girls things… like herpes and chlamydia.

      • King of My Castle

        And nightmares.

        • Zaporizhian Sich

          And unwanted babies that white men certainly would want nothing to do with, let alone their mothers.

    • King of My Castle

      You shouldn’t be trying to get kids to believe in Santa Claus, because if you do, then when they grow up and find out Santa Claus isn’t real, they’ll remember you lied to them for years. Hence, they won’t believe you about anything else you try to tell them.

      • Garrett Brown

        That’s some pretty horrible logic, I had a good laugh though.

        • King of My Castle

          OK, I tell my kids that Santa is real. I also tell them Jesus is real. When they grow up and find out I lied about Santa, they may also think I lied about Jesus. Hence, don’t tell your kids Santa is real, because Jesus certainly is.

          • Garrett Brown

            You are one funny guy!

          • King of My Castle

            Glad I’m here to amuse you.

          • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

            I haven’t told my daughter that Santa or Jesus are real, but I have told her that the Boogeyman is real; he lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington DC.

          • King of My Castle

            I want to up-vote and down-vote your comment. ;)

      • Mergatroyd

        Is that why so many Whites are taking psychiatric drugs? Because they were lied to about Santa when they were little kids.

        • King of My Castle

          No, they’re taking psychiatric drugs because their parents can’t be bothered to take the time and raise and discipline their children properly. <– A serious answer to your sarcasm.

          • Mergatroyd

            No sarcasm intended, old boy.

            Re-read my post and then maybe you’ll get it.

          • King of My Castle

            You weren’t being sarcastic? Oh, well.

  • ms_anthro

    What an incredible statement, given the beautifully diverse tapestry of indigenous European cultures. Is she really such a rube that she doesn’t know there is no such thing as homogenous “European culture,” or is she just a typical globalist liar? Her last name suggests the latter.

    • rightrightright

      She is out for revenge.

      • Lagerstrom

        She’s getting it too.

    • Whitetrashgang

      Its the tribe, it Always is.

  • Zaporizhian Sich

    No, he should not be anything other than white, Santa Claus is of European origins. Darkies have no right to usurp our culture, traditions or heritage as their own.

    • Mergatroyd

      The “darkies” are tools and useful idiots of the cultural marxists. They are being handed everything while our traditions and cultures are being destroyed by the same “dark” force. Without us Whites, the black population here, in Europe and Africa would be decimated within a year.

      • Zaporizhian Sich

        A fact they are totally incapable of comprehending.

  • King of My Castle

    Since the real St. Nicholas was Turkish, yes, Santa Claus shouldn’t be white.

    • rightrightright

      Wrong. The story of Santa goes back to 4th century Armenia (now named Turkey after its conquerors). The pre conquest population was white and Christian.

      • King of My Castle

        No, they were brown and Christian.

  • rightrightright

    Given that the white first and second worlds perpetually hose down the black/brown third world with all manner of goodies, all year round not just at Christmas (sorry, Winterval) it is right and proper that Santa stay as he has always been – a white man.

  • Pelagian

    My hero, former Texaco exec Robert Ulrich, was totally prescient when he was recorded on tape in a 1996 surveillance tape as saying: ” “I’m still struggling with Hanukkah, and now we have Kwanzaa. I mean, I lost Christmas. Poor St. Nicholas, they (expletive) all over his beard.”

    (As I side note, they convened a grand jury for two years just to decide whether Ulrich used the n-word, in the plural, rather than “St. Nicholas”. Hearing things!).

    • Mergatroyd

      Shows how serious our enemies are. They use the courts whenever they can to bankrupt us, get us fired from our jobs and ruin our reputations i.e., forever labeled as a Nazi or racist.

  • Pelagian

    White traditionalists want Santa to be white because he has always been white and was invented in Europe by white people for white people. Totally logically consistent.

    Blacks want Santa to be black because although race isn’t real, and skin color is just a coat of Benjamin Moore on a person … it matters. Totally inconsistent.

  • Pelagian

    Black people know perfectly well why Santa isn’t black. Just ask Youtube’s hotdamnirock, he of 1.5 million views (watching time, 2 minutes): /watch?v=YPB5Rv262OY

  • gemjunior

    I’m so sick of this fu#@&ng stupidity – this is evidence that it’s gone too far. Are Europeans or white people ever going to be allowed to keep any of their own traditions intact ? Why can’t these idiots see that white people built this country and it’s traditions including Santa Claus. AFTER that, they came here under whatever circumstances and joined us. Trying to remove, change or reorganize other peoples’ traditions is nothing but bad manners and a shocking amount of hubris. Their self importance and their ethnocentric imagination that everything invented must belong to them or somehow have anything to do with them. They need to grow up but we know the likelihood of that..

    • Mergatroyd

      “Trying to remove, change or reorganize other peoples’ traditions is nothing but bad manners and a shocking amount of hubris.”

      I agree that it’s bad manners, but it is much more dangerous and insidious than that. It’s an agenda, a carefully planned agenda against Whites and ONLY Whites and is leading to our genocide.

      These people, these sworn enemies of Whites mean business and they will stop at nothing until they are done, which will be after our homelands have been wrested from us and handed over to bantus, somalis, Mexicans and Muslims who will be our new overlords.

      We are in a fight for our survival. There is NO other way to look at it and unless we start fighting back, we will be subjected to the same conditions as Whites in South Africa. It’s only matter of time.

  • gemjunior

    Oh, but you must know how they were “shamed” and made “insecure” by a White Male Santa. So the only fair thing, since the country gets less and less white every year (Yippee!) is to turn Santa into a Penguin who can still wear the red outfit and fly through the sky in a red carriage pulled by magic reindeer – and I never even heard of something so ridiculous in my life. Why not a murderous black grizzly or better, an ape or gorilla. I might have to stop reading this for awhile, to decrease my risk of stroke or heart attack.

  • ViktorNN

    Hmm.. let’s see…

    Who is more likely to give a lot of free stuff to black people – a white guy or a black guy?

    Year after year after year – free food, free housing, free education, free toys for black people – a white guy or a black guy?

    I mean, c’mon, the idea of a black Santa is absurd. White men play Santa every day of the year to black people.

  • Svigor

    Libs constantly whine about how whites “steal” black “culture,” despite the fact that 99% of “African-American” culture is “stolen” from whites (cell phones, pants & shirts, houses, cars, books, literacy, English, etc., etc., ad infinitum). Same goes for most non-white cultures, to varying degrees. Then libs turn around and try to steal white culture and give it to non-whites, or pervert it and “revise” it to make it non-white.

    Libs are scum.

  • ShermanTMcCoy

    Because . . . she isn’t a journalist?

    Don’t that negro talk funny?

  • Strike_Team

    Who do you think told her to write this article? It’s doubtful she came up with herself. I like the fact that she and her string puller at Slate originally listed penguins as mammals, as stated at the end of the story at Slate’s site. Arrogance and stupidity all rolled into one. As usual.

    She didn’t come up with this. Her handlers did. And they had her ostensibly write it so they could put a black face on it.

    • Mergatroyd

      Typical tactic, isn’t it? Hide behind Asians, blacks and other non-White “minorities,” and let them be the fall guys while the real power gives the orders behind the scenes. Same at the White House.

      • Strike_Team

        Yep. I remember how a certain local paper in Chicago, an ethnically oriented paper, referred to Obama. They called him the first President of a certain ethnic group, and they were not referring to blacks. He is a 6’1″ marionette.

  • Juan Outtamany

    Home Invasion vs Christmas present delivery…. decisions….decisions….decisions

  • Lagerstrom

    Yep. Make up your own ‘bogus kwanzaa anti-santa’ and leave us alone.

  • Lagerstrom

    365 Black wasn’t it?

  • Yale2001

    Google St Nicholas. This story has nothing to do with black culture, thus the problem. Blacks view anyone’s culture (other than their own) to be racist. They literally try to steal everyone else’s heredity and cultures or abolish them. Absolutely, ridiculous.

    • Mergatroyd

      Blacks with their average 75 IQs are not capable of stealing anyone’s heredities and cultures. Look deeper as to WHO is doing this and WHY. Hint: It isn’t blacks. Start with the Culture of Critique, it will explain everything you need to know about cultural marxism and the planned, methodological destruction of everything White, our unique history, traditions and heritage.

  • CharlesFinley

    Bantu-Claus: “Skeet skeet skeet, happy Kwanza, niiii-guuuuuuuz!”

  • Andy

    A PENGUIN?

    This one takes the cake.

    While we’re at it, folks, why don’t we turn Nelson Mandela into a cuddly hedgehog so no one will feel left out.

    • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

      A hedgehog? Since he was a destructive parasite, I think a tapeworm would be more appropriate.

  • Pelagian

    “Seeing two different Santas was bewildering.” Uh, sorry honey , that’s One Santa … The character is the same …. unless of corse youre a “rayciss”

    • Mergatroyd

      Better to teach your children about unique White culture and Christmas traditions so there will be no confusion. Tell them those other santas are phonies. Celebrate White culture with other Whites and pass on our wonderful heritage. If we don’t, who will? and it is under attack every minute of every day by cultural marxists who wish nothing more than the destruction of everything White.
      Notice they wouldn’t dare destroy Jewish or black or Hispanic traditions, they are to be celebrated and forced down our throats while ours are subject to Orwell’s Memory Hole.

  • David Ashton

    I know, why not ditch EVERYTHING white and western and European, culturally I mean, not technologically? What a lovely Winterval of Lights present for Santa Nelson’s New World, at least until the Muslims and the Chinese fight for the loot remaining in our ruins.

    • Mergatroyd

      We should ditch white and western inventions too. WE survived the harsh, cold, dark winters, they didn’t. One winter in the north would drop their numbers precipitously. No mercy to those who are trying to destroy us and our unique culture.

  • Who Me?

    This female forgot something in her penguin theory. Penguins are ONLY black and white, If they change Santa Claus into a penguin, all the little yellow (Asian), red (Mezo American), and brown (various Hispanic and mixed) children are going to feel left out. She needs to get a parrot to fly her sleigh!

  • Paleoconn

    ‘Aisha Harris, The Onion, December 10, 2013′ There, I fixed it. I mean, this HAS to be satire, right!

    • Mergatroyd

      It appears so, doesn’t it? But it is not satire and these people are deadly serious. They will carry out their agenda of white destruction by any means possible and this is a part of it.

      • Paleoconn

        I agree. However, the more ridiculous the professionally aggrieved sound, the more I think people will wake up to their hate. When peak racism fatigue is reached and passed, these haters will be first ignored then openly mocked.

    • Jack Burton

      You don’t need to satirize the behavior of liberals, especially blacks, they’re walking, talking exaggerations of human folly.

  • Mergatroyd

    Sounds interesting…Can you put up more information?

    Odd that would happen in Holland which is being overrun by Muslims.

  • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

    Journalists are no longer hired for their writing skills. If I ever again see the phrase “all of a sudden” in what purports to be a serious article, I am going to cry.

  • nignogger

    The author of this article is a typical low-IQ negress (stupid). The Xmas tradition is European, Santa Claus is german folk hero for children. If you don’t like it, tough. I agree with mordeci, below, that maybe this negress should invent a negroid santa for Kwanzaa. Maybe a fat, fried chicken eatin. big fro, ex-felon slob who dishes out hot fries and Cheetos to the chillren.

  • MarcB1969

    “For one thing, making Santa Claus an animal rather than an old white
    male could spare millions of nonwhite kids the insecurity and shame that
    I remember from childhood”.

    I am detecting some projection going on here. Most black people problems don’t stem from a default White Santa Claus.

  • DLRisVH

    I guess multiculturalism really doesn’t work after all.

  • Boris McGuffin

    A black Santa would just want to steal the big screen plasma TV that was already in the house, and rape the white teenage daughter.

  • libertarian1234

    “For one thing, making Santa Claus an animal rather than an old white
    male could spare millions of nonwhite kids the insecurity and shame that
    I remember from childhood”.

    First of that’s one of the vilest anti-white hate-pieces expressed by these primitives so far this year. Another one was when the piggish-looking brown imbecile, Oprah Winfrey, said she thinks all old white people should “just die.”

    But if this recent apish dork felt insecurity and shame because Santa was white, she should sign up for Obamacare ASAP so she can take advantage of its coverage on mental health. There’s no question she has a screw loose.

    Her and every black talking head on t.v. are absolutely miserable in this society. She should relocate to Africa to be with her people so she won’t feel insecure and ashamed.
    Integration has been a total failure, and it will NEVER work. So it’s going to be peaceful separation or war.

    The choice is theirs.

  • I. J. Talour

    Penguins don’t have knees…how will the kids sit in Penguin Claus’ lap?

    • Major

      That’s the point…they can’t. Cause they’d be calling Santa a pedophile if the kids could sit there.

  • libertarian1234

    “If they could focus the same degree of imagination on physics or medicine, they might even accomplish something.”

    There’s no way people on the left of the Bell Curve can complete studies competently in the sciences or medicine, except for a rare freak here and there, let alone do anything to stand out in those fields unless we want to consider killing someone through mal practice an accomplishment or blowing themselves up after getting formulas confused.

  • http://independent-british-nationalist.blogspot.com/ British Activism

    [/sarcasm] You know, the depiction of slaves and slavery is far too Black. I think that in an age of multiracial societies that there ought to be more diversity and equal coverage in the portrayal of slavery.

    We have come a long way since those ‘black mucky cheeks’ we always see on these programs and films, which have driven the narrative of events for so long. In the future, we need to reflect upon the diverse society and include white people as being victims.

    It causes hurt and upset that when White children see and hear of this issue, they are not ever seen as victims of slavery too and that the slaves never look like them. It is racially – and wrongly – seen as solely a black event and a solely a black issue.

    Perhaps for ease and inclusiveness, we had better not have either. So I suggest we have a slave penguin figure instead so that everybody can identify and take up the issue as their own, removing the “default black” notion that surrounds us all.

    It is the 21st Century, after all, we need to move on.

    [sarcasm].

    • Jack Burton

      That’s actually not sarcastic at all, it’s quite true. Slavery existed long before it was politically trademarked by blacks, and all races have been under conditions of slavery at some point.

      Furthermore, the very word slave comes from Slavs, because how often they were enslaved.

      • http://independent-british-nationalist.blogspot.com/ British Activism

        Yes, that is right.

        Not only were there white slaves stolen from the south coast of England, but a slavery of English people continued into the late 1950s by means of children being sent to various outposts – such as Australia – and being put to labour.

        All sorts of peoples have been slaved – and slavery in the form of people trafficking and sex slavery, domestic servitude, and so on continue today. The matter of black slavery to the states was minuscule compared to other examples.

        However, utter the word slavery to anybody on the street and they will automatically think of Blacks – and generally believe that only blacks have been slaves, because the Blacks (and certain others we cannot mention) have made it into their identity, their history, their culture, their ‘folklore’.

        Not quite the same as Santa Claus, but I am sure they would not like it if we Whites started to smash apart their history, ‘identity’ and customs…..

  • libertarian1234

    She has no business telling white people they need to change their holiday icons.
    If she doesn’t like anything about our customs, traditions, icons, music or history, she needs to concentrate on whatever her people want, but they have no right at all to steal our Santa figure and make him black.
    If they want a Christmas figure they can’t use the name Santa. It’s ours. We invented him and we concocted the story. If they want one just like him that is black, they can have one, but they’ll have to call him Willie or Tremain or another of their concoctions and call him a Kwanza figure.
    And I’ve heard other groups say that they wish blacks would stop including them as co-whiners under their umbrella, because they don’t want anything to do with blacks either.

    • Major

      “If they want one just like him that is black, they can have one,..”

      They already do have a voodoo “Christmas”…It’s called Kwanzaa.

  • Stan D Mute

    Every time an Afro peeks through the holes in his curtains, glances at his home appliances, or steals a car, he is reminded that EVERYTHING in his world was created by whites. So we see these Afro fantasies such as a dark brown Santa, an Afro-engineered traffic light, or Afro peanut butter. Studies have repeatedly affirmed that Afros have the highest self-esteem of any racial group and it’s this ability to distort reality (“we could fly before wicked whitey stole our magic powers”) that helps enable their delusion. It also helps that they haven’t the faintest clue how things are actually designed and built – such that they can make a particleboard “helicopter” and actually think it will fly (see YouTube for African helicopter). It seems like Afros have fully ingested the kool-aid of absurdity, “all races are exactly the same” and therefore Santa could well be black. Never mind the reality that an Afro entering your home at midnight isn’t there to *leave* gifts (unless you consider raping grandma a “gift”).

    • http://www.amren.com/ Michael Christopher Scott

      Well, grandma would be learning something about another culture, wouldn’t she? This assumes she would eventually recover from her broken hip and facial and internal injuries.

      • Jack Burton

        How does your Nihonjin feel about Santa, does she want to turn him yellow with slanty eyes?

    • Jack Burton

      It’s just another example of how stressful a diverse environment really is, not just for Whites, but for blacks and others as well. Blacks become seething with insecurities, jealousy, anger, at not only being so ugly and stupid in comparison, but also having contributed virtually nothing to our culture and civilization. So they resent everything White they see. The easiest solution is separation.

  • King of My Castle

    RG 3?

  • Strike_Team

    I was surprised she didn’t write that Penguin Claus should be relocated to South Central Los Angeles.

  • Basketeddie

    Blacks already have their own Santa Claus. It is called the federal government.

  • Ezra Pound

    Slate speaks for about .01% of the US population. If Americans knew what was good for them, they would run all the “Aisha Harris’s” out of this country on a rail.

  • Screamin_Ruffed_Grouse

    In Wilkes-Barre PA, they’ve already considered this idea.

  • Screamin_Ruffed_Grouse

    Notice she didn’t recommend making Santa black. I think there’s a reason for this. As Cedric the Entertainer put it:

    “I don’ think we ready for a black Santa, y’all. I mean, think about it. Black kids wouldn’ be gettin dey presents til da 28th, 29th; envelopes all been opened…”

  • Jack Burton

    Aisha Harris is a moron and an anti-White, communist scumbag.

    You can’t have rosy cheeks and dark skin, that makes no sense.

    She can think of penguins all she wants, or better yet just celebrate Kwanzaa, which specifically addresses black ethnocentrism around Christmas time.

    Newsflash for Aisha, White people have cultural traditions and mythical figures, Santa Claus and Christmas being examples. You don’t have the right to rewrite history and appropriate our heritage for your own selfish and jealous reasons.

  • Jack Burton

    That’s definitely a disrespectful and racist statement.

    It’s not a melanin deficiency, it’s a natural adaptation to the environment Europeans involved in. A deficiency would be some sort of abnormality, like albinism.

  • Jack Burton

    The comments here are so much more intelligent than the droves of idiots on all other forums.

  • Jack Burton

    Eurocentric or not, that doesn’t change the history and traditions from which Santa and Christmas originated from.

    All of this is just more propaganda and psychological warfare against Whites.

  • Fr. John+

    Saint Nicholas is not a “tradition’- he is a REAL, LIVE Saint of the Orthodox Church. You insult the entire European race by your bigotry.

  • Turf_Lodge

    We can have a black santa when a white can be the local JuJu, Muti, Witchdoctor. Although, a white JuJu man would have to cut off his own arm to use as a good luck charm.