Na’Tricianna Ma’Khayvighnon Philpot

Here’s another entertaining name for ya:

N’D’Mario

It’s the first name of a high school basketball player in the St. Louis area kicked off his team for transgressions.

I am not even going to TRY to pronounce that one. I would venture a guess that they will call her “T” or some other nickname and get upset at anyone who cannot pronounce the name or has to ask how to spell it.

No complaints here.

Blacks want their distinct identity, and I am all for it. On the other hand, you have Asians and East Indians who adopt white names like Kevin or Donald, because they want to put us at ease as they integrate themselves into our race.

I’ll take the in-your-face blacks over the subtle Asians with cloaked agendas.

Thankfully, many black mamas are naming their kids with atrocities like this one and it’s one of the best things they could do to help out aware whites. All we need a lot of times is a name in the news to know if a perp is black. It’s as good as a photo.

Cuba has one thing right - a list of approved names for babies.

I noticed that there are a couple of (black) professional sports players, one named Flozelle and the other named Gartrell. If some enterprising soul combined the two, they’d get “Fartell.”

@ice - You are dead on. A name like that tells you exactly who NOT to hire.

Does anyone have a copy of the previously posted list of the ridiculous black names from prior AR articles, I read it and had quite a laugh.

I also note that the parents have different names, guess that makes the additional welfare recipient a little more acceptable.

5 Istvan:

At least when I was taking French in middle school (‘88-‘91), France had that sort of law, and one had to get a special exemption for a name not on the list.

But there don’t seem to be too many Spanish names, as Steve Sailer noted about a week ago.

Mark my words… within a decade, you’ll see a pro athlete named Shamwow! Watch for it!!

Flozelle - I think we used that brand of fountain pen in grammar school.

Here in Dayton, the cops recently arrested 20 year old D’Alcapone Alpacino Morris for a drug related murder. With a name like that, he was practically programmed for a life of crime….

3 — Anonymous wrote at 7:22 PM on December 21:
No complaints here.
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Blacks want their distinct identity, and I am all for it. On the other hand, you have Asians and East Indians who adopt white names like Kevin or Donald, because they want to put us at ease as they integrate themselves into our race.

I’ll take the in-your-face blacks over the subtle Asians with cloaked agendas.”

Anon.

Have you or anyone you know been mugged or raped by an Indian lately?

Good Lord! I do believe they’re trying to make us die laughing.

If this kid grows up to be a pro basketball player then his name won’t matter. On the other hand, if he ends up like the rest of us, his name will follow him like a curse. The curse of being a stupid inner city loser.

How do they come up with names? Is it actually based on something of African origins or is it just pulled out of their, well, you know?

Anonymous 7:22 PM: I don’t think the asians have “Cloaked agendas.” I met a nice young man named Norman years ago, who was born in Hawaii to Japanese parents. He said they named he Norman because they “wanted him to be an American.” And he was a true patriotic American who loved this country.

I smell a future American president in the making.

Maybe they could name the new hip-hop high school in Portland in her honor. Something for the onomatically challenged.

You should be grateful to them. Just think how much easier this makes HR’s job in 20 years time when N”t\Triciana applies.

I have known of a LaTrina who became Katrina; I have known of a Vigina who became Virginia. This name is not so bad, I suppose, but I would bet that by the time this one is twenty, she will be Teresa.

Unhappy with her unusual name, at the age of 21, Na’Tricianna Ma’Khayvighnon Philpot changed it to Na’Tricianna Ma’Khayvighnon Smith.

This reminds me of a black girl’s name who went to my school when I was in high school. Her name was Latrine.

Here is the definition of “latrine”:

la⋅trine [luh-treen]

–noun
a toilet or something used as a toilet, as a trench in the earth in a camp, or bivouac area.

How utterly embarassing to be named after a type of toilet. What was her mother thinking?

At least she wasn’t named Dogpoo, Litterbox or some other potty-type name.

Consider it a boon for the race realist employer winnowing through a pile of resumes. Interview not needed.

My favorite name is D’Brickashaw. A few years ago D’Brickashaw Williams was the number one pick in the NFL draft, and he was announced by the NFL Commissioner. It would have been funny if he said what he was thinking. “D’Brickashaw, what the heck kind of name is that?”

I do feel sorry for the kid though. If she actually makes something of herself she will have to change that monstrosity to something more mainstream like Tricia. There have been studies that associate such monikers with lower likelyhood of being hired since employers associated ghetto names with ghetto behavior. Personally I would have a hard time hiring someone with a lower class White name.

Anon wrote, “Have you or anyone you know been mugged or raped by an Indian lately?”

Does having your job taken because they invaded the country and lowered the working wage count?

26 William Hendershot:

A former black neighbor of mine back in St. Louis named her new dog D’Brickashaw because of him. And it was a female dog. I looked up his name, and he was born at about the time the Thorn Birds, a modern telling of the Scarlett Letter, was a TV miniseries. His parents gave him a corrupted version of the priest, Debriccissant.

I thought I was a exaggerating a bit when I came up with N’DeShawntavious as my archtypical ghetto black name. Sadly, I appear to have been horribly mistaken. Compared to Na’Triciana Ma’Khayvighnon, N’DeShawntavious isn’t even in the running.

Getting old is depressing at times like these.

Na’Tricianna Ma’Khayvighnon Philpot

Philpot is a fine old Scottish name. The rest is ghetto gibberish. This is the names version of bling-bling: vulgar ostentation with zero regard for taste, restraint, or even pronounceability.

Other posters have mentioned lists of govt-approved baby names in such countries as France and Cuba. We need either something like that, or at least a strictly enforced limit of one apostrophe per customer.

“Anonymous wrote at 9:37 AM on December 22:

I smell a future American president in the making.”

It’s a sad age we live in.

Spartan24 wrote at 3:48 PM on December 22
Personally I would have a hard time hiring someone with a lower class White name.

Would you mind giving some samples of lower class white names
over there in the U.S.A.

To some extent this too is happening in once Great Britain. One of the few paper which gets to the kernel of most events is the satirical Daily Mash and here is their take on it:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/stupid-people-still-allowed-to-name-children-200912232335/

All I can give are what the book “Freakonomics” gave as examples

For Girls: Crystal, Amber, Angel, Heaven, Destiny (all spellings),Ashley, Tonya, Mercedes,Brandy (all spellings) and Misty (all spellings) Jasmine (all spellings) and others.

For Boys: Dustin, Cody, Bobby - Most of the websites concentrated on the girl names for some reason, plus it was stated that boy names generally do not fall prey to the trends that girl names for some reason do.

You can almost tell how old someone is by what their name is. For example when I was in school some of the most common names were Michelle, Jennifer, Michael and Brent. Now those sound like mom and dad names.

Hey Spartan24, #35, there is nothing wrong with the name Bobby. My son is named for his grandfather, Robert, and if you look it up in history, it is a fine old name, ie; Robert the Bruce, Robert Browning, Robert Burns (my son’s name), and many men named Robert have it shortened to Bobby. As for the rest of those names, I somewhat agree with you.

To me_leelee: I think what Spartacus was referring to is the tendency among lower-class whites to use the nickname forms of traditional names as the “official” name.